As you see your rival painting, you are filled with Ubercompetitiveness
Gavin is so artisadvantaged that he couldn't draw a circle in art class and failed.
(-er is optional, and only for non-formal environments)
An 'upper' is a person who is constantly trying to be better than everyone and anyone, regardless of context and subject. May or may not be intentional.
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
gust of gravityBy: mellowfish
"I was just walking along and a gust of gravity knocked me down."
Better than blaming your own clumsiness.
Note: A coworker of mine uses this one all the time.
It was so nice being with with my friends, out for a walk, then I faceplubliced
Mr X is so clumsy,
I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.
I see we have arrived at a shituation
Mexican poop-offBy: jayboloni
I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!