Writers Block
By: xcore"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
Fart train
By: keerinI rode the fart train while running for the bus this morning, it was hilarious!
Fart & Dart
By: willzmarler"If you ever have problems with wind, go for a run, and do a quick Fart & Dart!"
Gambler's fallacy
By: boofarMy grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Levispes
By: WolfgangLatin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
Insanity
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
Sam Fisher'd
By: YINNY"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
Deja View
By: lateralvincent"I don't watch Futurama but I've seen this one episode like six times, total Deja View man."
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing)
By: rubberduckzilla2"Dropped my car keys but kept Ghosthanding, I swear I Ghosthanded, like, seven times or something silly"
Ghost's go through things, 'nough said.
Lock-Block
By: burgioc8989"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
Pullocking
By: Hydrox24"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
Forever - endeavour
By: Von Cabulary"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"
relatedium
By: Mark Iliff"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"
Relative + tedious
SST (Stoner Standard Time) -
By JoePaynis, over 2 years agoThe sense of knowing what time it is but being completely wrong
peing time -
By aaduarte, about 1 month agoGoing into a public bathroom, only to simply waste a bit of time because you're waiting for someone.
Digital Clockblockery -
By VictorsMod, over 2 years agoUnlucky Charmed -
By duncansdad, over 2 years agoGetting ready to enjoy a bowl of cereal only to realize you have no milk.
vocabulitis -
By incontinent doom, over 2 years agoPulling a Seaver -
By Hermy, 4 months agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
HoliDaze -
By procrastinator-inator-inator, over 2 years agoWhen Holiday break ends as fast as it began even though it was two weeks.
Play-Ja Vu -
By tnt54321boom, about 2 years agoWhen you get bored of a game, quit, and then start it again because you want to play it.
Hypervibrachondria -
By jizkidjnr, over 2 years agoWhen you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.
NEStalgia -
By wretchedsausage, over 2 years agochatsplat -
By decidedly, over 2 years agoFood that flies out of your mouth while talking during a meal.
Boredom induced ontology -
By Thisisausername, over 2 years agoMower Mania -
By Inkless, 3 months agoWhen you forget to turn off your mower and it goes crazy around the yard.
lol got banned 2 times because niggers are stupid -
By niggersARENTus, 3 months agowhen u are eeting liquid nigger at u die becuz they are blak
bass drop -
By rouadec, over 2 years agoDouble OCD -
By Ezekiel24r, over 2 years agoAdvanced Autocorrecter -
By SqueekyBeanz, about 1 month agofuzz nuggets -
By negatron, over 2 years agoBack Track Act -
By tnt54321boom, about 2 years agojamais vu -
By rgt_2002, about 1 month agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
fun sponge -
By Forster1988, over 2 years agoShirtlimbo -
By Alchemyst, over 2 years agoTrying to put a shirt on but endlessly getting lost in all the possible holes
Word whirl -
By Bobcat95, about 1 month agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
3CPOed -
By loresjoberg, about 2 years agoTaking a multiple choice test and getting the same answer multiple times in a row.
Hindsmite -
By doodlebank, over 2 years agoLyricallosing -
By tdiesman1, about 1 month agoWhen someone sings with a song and they clearly don't know the lyrics.
luckily neglected -
By Lolza, over 2 years agoLetterswap -
By Tremelona, over 2 years agoWhen you think something like "fun time", but say "tun fine".
Wegener's Condimental Drift Theory -
By sobrietypolice, over 2 years agoDream Haze -
By rubberduckzilla2, over 2 years agoStory-bombed -
By Homicidal_duck, over 2 years agoWhen you think you're telling a hilarious story and nobody laughs.
Sorrywhat -
By Chewitt, over 2 years agoTroll Sole -
By Mushanga123, 10 days agoputting your foot on the back of someone's shoe while they are walking so that it comes partway off.
Fry-loading -
By duncansdad, over 2 years agoWhen your friend doesn't order french fries but still tries to eat yours
Literary Dissociation -
By balents, over 2 years agoWhen you stare at a word for so long that it looks like gibberish.
sauce audit -
By negatron, over 2 years agoNeuron Rebound -
By dlandes, over 2 years agoWhen you lose a train of thought but then catch back up to it.
gust of gravity -
By mellowfish, over 2 years agoWhen you are walking by yourself in public and you randomly trip.
fridgeful thinking -
By Mark Iliff, over 2 years agofootflop -
By kpopbrandy, over 2 years agoThe moment you trip on nothing but simply the floor so it ends up looking like you took half a skip
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing) -
By rubberduckzilla2, over 2 years agoClean Regret -
By letitsnow1415, over 2 years agoThat awful moment when you have to take a shit, after you've JUST taken a shower.
"Phonezheimers" -
By bloodr382, over 2 years agoWhen you check your phone to see what time it is, put it back in your pocket and forget the time.
nutstalgia -
By Mark Iliff, over 2 years agoThinking back to stupid things you did as a child and wondering how you didn't die.
Jamais-Vu -
By Calvin, over 2 years agoWhen you say a word outloud enough times to where your brain stops recognizing the sound as a word.
CrapNap -
By lookinin, over 2 years agoWaking up from a nap more tired than you were going into it.
Dreamer's Disease -
By HEYYO!, over 2 years agomisestimeation -
By bigphil, over 2 years agoThe sense of knowing what time it is but being completely wrong
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -
By BigfootBeto, over 2 years agoSpoonerism -
By Oni Inu, over 2 years agoWhen you think something like "fun time", but say "tun fine".
idiot glory -
By DefineMe!, over 2 years agoThinking back to stupid things you did as a child and wondering how you didn't die.
to come up empty-handled -
By Coleman Falcon, almost 2 years agore-crack -
By Persniffal, about 1 year agoPullocking -
By Hydrox24, over 2 years agotoo far two step -
By Nickp788, over 2 years agodust horizon -
By rexwarneford, over 2 years agoThe little line of dust you can't ever quite sweep up with the broom and dust pan.
Timenesia -
By Stuart.collett, over 2 years agoWhen you look at the time and as soon as you look away you forget so you have to look again.
Ticknorance -
By Howe-Oh, 11 months agoWhen you look at a clock but don't pay attention to the time
False awakening -
By AwesoMan3000, 4 months agoWhen you wake up from a dream and and wake up again and realize you've dreamed twice.
restfallen -
By thorax, over 2 years agoThe feeling of huge disappointment when waking from an awesome dream.
ahpee -
By farmercin, 4 months agoThat amazing feeling you get when you pee after holding it in for so long.
Degame -
By Newton, over 2 years agoThe act of liking RPGs but not having enough of an attention span or free time to complete them.