EmiljanQ3, 11-1-2013:

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Catboarding/ed

By: DaLanimilbus

"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."

Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Empasweatic

By: bustajonesgavin

"Watching those mountain climbers without safety harnesses is making me so empasweatic right now!"

It's a combination of "empathetic" and "sweat". :)

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Monkey palms

By: i_love_lamp

"The video of that crazy Russian kid climbing on the crane gave me monkey palms"

monkeys swing from trees and probably evolved some kind of reflex like this so they grip the vines or branches better

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high-place phenomenon

By: anonymn2

Not trying to be a dick, but this term created by Jennifer Hames of Florida State University explains a lot about our sensory responses to high places.

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

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A wet one

By: NAMERAX

He farted but it sounded like a wet one.

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The Most Dangerous Game

By: Rekwiiem

"Last night I thought I had to fart, but then it turned out to be The Most Dangerous Game!"

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volcarupt, 11-22-2013:

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Timestance

By: that african guy

Trayvon and Shaniqua wouldn't shut up, so I did a timestance

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Watle

By: Weegee

Wow! When My Friends Where Arguing, I Just Watled!

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Social Ground

By: CougarPuma

Expression, used as "standing your social ground." Example: "Becky and Jeff were fighting over the Xbox game which had nothing to do with me, so I just stood my social ground."

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SimonS, 10-25-2013:

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button glutton

By: jaybee

I was waiting for the light to turn when some jerk going the opposite way was a total button-glutton.

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bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

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Topic Time-Up

By: ekliptik

"I wanted to say it didn't matter but the topic time-up was faster."

It means the topic is not relevant anymore because it has stopped being discussed.

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colorlace, 10-21-2013:

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The brown mile

By: mturner

"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."

A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.

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loodash

By: Mark Iliff

"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"

It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo

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The brown-eyed squint

By: ScootBenet

"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."

squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.

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Whammerist, 11-12-2014:

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Assword

By: TheCookieMonster2673

"Dude '12345' is SUCH an assword"

Mix of Ass and Password

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Massword

By: Vegeta

I wanted something secure but i just ended up using my massword again

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Passturd

By: wasntalwaysthisway

1234 is a real passturd

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Treshold Amnesia

By: RosePond

What do you want ? - Ummm ... I don't know, I just have a complete treshold amnesia.

9

Overlord misclick

By: morty

Not sure what to do here. Must have been an overlord misclick."

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