"Oh shit that was infartinitessimal oh shit everyone smells it oh god."
Infinitesimal = so small it shouldn't be bothered with
For whom the smell tollsBy: paper92
Even ACDC needs to pass gas sometimes...
The second plageBy: WATHERII
I made The second plage in the hall. Man that smelled bad!
Smart FartBy: Math Nerd
I made sure to smart fart to keep people from noticing.
one cheek squeekBy: bummer drummer
I had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.
"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."
Your bum is gasping for air
rock-fart -By lols42, 4 months ago
Fart Feeler -By andyisgold, 9 months ago
Fart train -By keerin, almost 3 years ago
gut fart -By dgrant, almost 3 years ago
Fart & Dart -By willzmarler, almost 3 years ago
The Fart Patch -By AFC92, almost 3 years ago
grart -By nuclearkumquat, almost 3 years ago
Shart Shuffle -By cornpop, almost 3 years ago
The Most Dangerous Game -By Rekwiiem, over 2 years ago
Brain Fart -By Scott Webb, 4 months ago
Cineflatuae -By Quiznite, almost 3 years ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Infinitypo -By keeganwh, almost 3 years ago
Airbag -By StinkyFinger, 8 months ago
eyefart distraction -By ali danjou, 9 months ago
one cheek squeek -By bummer drummer, almost 3 years ago
Fartaganist -By imdaboss2, over 2 years ago
A wet one -By NAMERAX, almost 3 years ago