I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.
Man I snarted in front of everyone today
Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!
Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !
Dust bowlBy: scrobot
Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.
Sigh and dryBy: AnnaBanana
"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."
Lamenting you had no milk.
Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.
After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.
"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "
like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.
*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."
Straight-forward - you are guarding them from your sad.
"I didn't want to bring down the conversation so I sadguarded them and told them I'm doing fine."