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cornpop, 1-9-2014:

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Arachlintphobia

By: FTWMan

I had a case of arachlintphobia when I walked into my room and thought I saw a giant spider in the corner

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Arachnattack

By: gg bro gg

"I saw a peice of dust blowing towards me, I totally freaked out. I had a massive Arachnattack"

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dumbconsumer, 10-20-2013:

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Awkwaducking

By: Sean

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

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double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

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Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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Luigizus, 10-30-2013:

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urinal wookie

By: boofar

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

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Hairy Potty

By: aww

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

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alopeecia

By: bigshape

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

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omri, 11-2-2013:

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sackcracking

By: skids007

o fuck bro..i just sackcracked so bad, take me to the hospital

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ballsat

By: omri

shit! i just ballsatted in the playground!

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Dust bowl

By: scrobot

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

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Sigh and dry

By: AnnaBanana

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

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melancowy

By: ronsmilo

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

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Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

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dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

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footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

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skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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Bobberbox, 11-3-2013:

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Phantom TV

By: Hexie

Basically like phantom pains and phantom notifications (where it feels like your phone is vibrating but you don't have it at hand).

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n00b4liciou5, 11-21-2013:

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sadguarding

By: AngryPacman

Straight-forward - you are guarding them from your sad.
"I didn't want to bring down the conversation so I sadguarded them and told them I'm doing fine."

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