"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
Sam Fisher'dBy: YINNY
"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"
"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
peing time -By aaduarte, 6 months ago
SST (Stoner Standard Time) -By JoePaynis, almost 3 years ago
vintanarographer -By geekydotblue, about 1 month ago
Unlucky Charmed -By duncansdad, almost 3 years ago
Pulling a Seaver -By Hermy, 8 months ago
vocabulitis -By incontinent doom, almost 3 years ago
HoliDaze -By procrastinator-inator-inator, over 2 years ago
Deja View -By lateralvincent, almost 3 years ago
Play-Ja Vu -By tnt54321boom, over 2 years ago
cock-blot (vi.) -By adgeg, almost 3 years ago
Hypervibrachondria -By jizkidjnr, almost 3 years ago
NEStalgia -By wretchedsausage, over 2 years ago
chatsplat -By decidedly, almost 3 years ago
Boredom induced ontology -By Thisisausername, over 2 years ago
When you get bored and start wondering what would happen if certain things didn't exist. First starting small with things like people and planets and slowly get to the point where you wonder what would happen if the universe didn't exist. Who would know? If no one or nothing exists.
Mower Mania -By Inkless, 8 months ago
lol got banned 2 times because niggers are stupid -By niggersARENTus, 8 months ago
bass drop -By rouadec, almost 3 years ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Double OCD -By Ezekiel24r, almost 3 years ago
Advanced Autocorrecter -By SqueekyBeanz, 7 months ago
A person who is too quick to point out the slightest logical fallacy, even when not in a formal debate setting, in order to discredit dissenting opinion. Me: Pizza is the best food Them: That's hyperbole! You have no quantitative data to support your specious claims. Your statement is just a thinly veiled Ad Hominem attack against hamburgers.
fuzz nuggets -By negatron, almost 3 years ago
Back Track Act -By tnt54321boom, over 2 years ago
That thing you do when you realize you are walking the complete wrong direction of where you need to be. But rather than just change direction, you pause for a moment and act as though you forgot something or got a text from someone, so people won't recognize that you are just a moron that didn't realize you were walking the wrong way.
jamais vu -By rgt_2002, 6 months ago
fun sponge -By Forster1988, almost 3 years ago
Shirtlimbo -By Alchemyst, almost 3 years ago
3CPOed -By loresjoberg, over 2 years ago
Word whirl -By Bobcat95, 6 months ago
Hindsmite -By doodlebank, almost 3 years ago
Lyricallosing -By tdiesman1, 6 months ago
Letterswap -By Tremelona, almost 3 years ago
luckily neglected -By Lolza, almost 3 years ago
Wegener's Condimental Drift Theory -By sobrietypolice, almost 3 years ago
Dream Haze -By rubberduckzilla2, almost 3 years ago
Story-bombed -By Homicidal_duck, almost 3 years ago
Sorrywhat -By Chewitt, almost 3 years ago
Burgertory -By Jakethesnak3_141, about 1 month ago
Fry-loading -By duncansdad, almost 3 years ago
Troll Sole -By Mushanga123, 5 months ago
Literary Dissociation -By balents, almost 3 years ago
Et super caput eius -By JetTheGuy, 5 months ago
timebudd -By vega, about 1 month ago
alzheimfee -By DMEDINA19, 3 months ago
sauce audit -By negatron, almost 3 years ago
Neuron Rebound -By dlandes, almost 3 years ago
gust of gravity -By mellowfish, almost 3 years ago
fridgeful thinking -By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years ago
footflop -By kpopbrandy, almost 3 years ago
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing) -By rubberduckzilla2, almost 3 years ago
nutstalgia -By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years ago
"Phonezheimers" -By bloodr382, almost 3 years ago
Jamais-Vu -By Calvin, almost 3 years ago
Clean Regret -By letitsnow1415, almost 3 years ago
CrapNap -By lookinin, almost 3 years ago
Gaming Butt Monkey -By Aster, 14 days ago
Tempus Fugit -By Aster, 14 days ago
Dreamer's Disease -By HEYYO!, almost 3 years ago
misestimeation -By bigphil, almost 3 years ago
Spoonerism -By Oni Inu, almost 3 years ago
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -By BigfootBeto, almost 3 years ago
idiot glory -By DefineMe!, almost 3 years ago
to come up empty-handled -By Coleman Falcon, about 2 years ago
re-crack -By Persniffal, over 1 year ago
Pullocking -By Hydrox24, almost 3 years ago
too far two step -By Nickp788, almost 3 years ago
dust horizon -By rexwarneford, almost 3 years ago
Timenesia -By Stuart.collett, over 2 years ago
Ticknorance -By Howe-Oh, over 1 year ago
False awakening -By AwesoMan3000, 9 months ago
ahpee -By farmercin, 9 months ago
restfallen -By thorax, almost 3 years ago
Degame -By Newton, almost 3 years ago
Digital Clockblockery -By VictorsMod, almost 3 years ago