semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
I felt a sensefusion, I didn't know if it was (...)
Thermal Dunce SyndromeBy: Punny
This one is pretty self-explanatory.
I felt the workinghand when I scratched my eye after handling the ice cream.
(your hands usually feel cold/warm when working, but the rest of your body is normal)
"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."
I just got clerked at Walmarts.
I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.
Phantom nomophobia syndromeBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
stressidual energyBy: mscottveach
Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
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