semi-colon stroke
By: GehalgodStroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
Epiphaline
By: VinceCgto"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
Relieved-annoyance
By: WolvenGears"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
Ringxiety
By: boofar"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost Phone
By: fatdolladollaMy ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecall
By: pinkbabooshka"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
outmissing
By: JohnDoe123I outmissed my vacations
(from "missing (something from/to be) outside")
Workinghand
By: ThymeI felt the workinghand when I scratched my eye after handling the ice cream.
(your hands usually feel cold/warm when working, but the rest of your body is normal)
Refail
By: LHK"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."
Targeted
By: ronsmiloI made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.
Phantom nomophobia syndrome
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
Gambler's fallacy
By: boofarMy grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Levispes
By: WolfgangLatin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
Insanity
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
stressidual energy
By: mscottveachNow that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Stress-Echo
By: CustardCreamAlthough Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
Feel Good Inc. -
By tdiesman1, over 1 year agoWhen you are simultaneously passing gas and laughing uncontrollably.
Mega Minute -
By Mr.ACOR, 10 months agoSomething that feels like 10 or less minutes but it's actually longer than that
Hypodiera -
By TeresaAlma, almost 4 years agoThe regret you feel after passing up a chance to say or do something
Social loner -
By jsh, over 1 year agowhen you play video games but have the internet on so you don't feel alone
NEStalgia -
By wretchedsausage, over 3 years agosecond-hand embarrassment -
By Onlyusingthisonce, about 1 month agotonguebasresment -
By Soren , almost 4 years agofuzz nuggets -
By negatron, almost 4 years agoUncoffeed -
By Maddy, almost 4 years agoThat warm, slow, opiate-like feeling between waking up and having the first cup of coffee.
Inspiration Expiration -
By aww, almost 4 years agoWhen you want to draw, but then you do something, like take a shower, and the feeling is gone.
The Feels -
By Bobcat95, over 1 year agoThe feeling you get when you see another man hurt his testicles
Outvitted -
By yuks, almost 4 years agoSomnomisposition Sydrome -
By eveodden, almost 4 years agoWhen you can't find a comfortable position to fall asleep in
Socialurge -
By Cam, almost 4 years agowhen you play video games but have the internet on so you don't feel alone
Phantom TV -
By Hexie, over 1 year agoWhen you are watching a recording but forget its one, and watch the commercials
Phantom Punch -
By Madmahogany, over 1 year agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
Web-side Gaming -
By AwesoMan3000, over 3 years agowhen you play video games but have the internet on so you don't feel alone
Linguilost -
By RockPaperScissors, almost 4 years agowhen you're trying to find a word for something you cant find a word for
Sephiroth's Wrath -
By compostmentis, almost 4 years agoThe act of liking RPGs but not having enough of an attention span or free time to complete them.
Literary Dissociation -
By balents, almost 4 years agoWhen you stare at a word for so long that it looks like gibberish.
skypephobia -
By sniperman775, almost 4 years agoThe uncomfortable feeling of being watched by someone through your laptop camera
Pain Games -
By Sumaka4, over 1 year agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
Ludostalgia -
By zetareserve, almost 4 years agoDankombobulate -
By imakethingsup, over 3 years agoWhen Danka makes a reference to something and you have no idea what she's talking about.
Dankombobulate -
By imakethingsup, over 3 years agoWhen Danka makes a reference to something and you have no idea what she's talking about.
Fairy Stalkmother -
By jimmy_g, almost 4 years agoWhen you only know someone from creeping them on social media.
Downed Payment -
By ScootBenet, almost 4 years agoWhen you are drunk/buzzed, the feeling in your stomach of alcohol that has not yet been absorbed.
second-hand defendant -
By demonpanda, almost 4 years agoCrapNap -
By lookinin, almost 4 years agoWaking up from a nap more tired than you were going into it.
stuperman -
By codesoda, almost 4 years agodoo doo dollars -
By Cairlin Mulg, almost 4 years agoHell in a cell -
By tntey, almost 4 years agoThat period of time you endure before your crush texts back.
American Cheese -
By Blue Coins, almost 4 years agoa courtesy browse -
By negatron, almost 4 years agoPretending to look around a shop you've walked into by accident
Brain-stomped -
By Gareth, almost 4 years agoWhen you have a really good idea but when pitched to a friend is called stupid.
Nostaggravation -
By DomJackman, almost 4 years agoThe "wow I was an idiot back then" feeling you get when you look at really old Facebook posts.
Sleep Inertia -
By Ezmchill, 10 months agoThat warm, slow, opiate-like feeling between waking up and having the first cup of coffee.
Caboose -
By skillbilly, almost 4 years agoWhen you lose a train of thought but then catch back up to it.
Intaxication -
By Penfold, almost 4 years agoRelieved-annoyance -
By WolvenGears, almost 3 years agoThe feeling you get when drinking and listening to soft music when you begin to reminisce about your ex. -
By MelissaGirLGA, 4 months agoWhen you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.
caloristress -
By Zales, 4 months agoThe notion that on a diet, any calories you consume after midnight don't count.
The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly is stops. -
By MelissaGirLGA, 4 months agoWhen you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.
Spare-tire (The Fifth Wheel) -
By d4chin83, over 2 years agoFacebookShame -
By abaddondaundertalefan, 5 months agofalse-positive burn -
By blueyellowgreen, 9 months agoIdiotfacebookrage -
By NJravenclaw, about 1 year agoThe want to smack someone with a book when they are being idiotic.
luglove -
By zeb decatur, almost 4 years agoThe joy you feel after waiting at Baggage Claim when you finally see your luggage on the carousel.
Inanimate Apologies -
By JetTheGuy, over 1 year agoWhen one feels the need to apologize to inanimate objects they bump into.
peelief -
By peezy1320, almost 2 years agoThat amazing feeling you get when you pee after holding it in for so long.