Sam Fisher'dBy: YINNY
"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
stressidual energyBy: mscottveach
Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
Hobo VisionBy: Drexl
"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."
It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.
I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man
beggar offBy: incontinent doom
wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.
Cuss bustBy: tntey
I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids
a Swear SnareBy: yet another
I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.
Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of ExistenceBy: yet another
"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."
Ghost CheckBy: crystalraven
I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.
I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.
"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "
Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.
Hovercrap -By Aesop3, almost 3 years ago
Hobophobia -By Vantastic123, almost 3 years ago
"I am done" Effect -By Yuri, over 2 years ago
Hobo Vision -By Drexl, almost 3 years ago
Ironic -By mrjack, almost 3 years ago
20/20 sweat-regret -By readmush, almost 3 years ago
Self-censorship -By Zuzu, 2 months ago
aisle rush hour -By Lolza, almost 3 years ago