Search results for “avoid”

Sam Fisher'd

"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.

Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."

Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.

stressidual energy

Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.

Stress-Echo

Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried

Pace Conundrum

HOW FAST OR SLOW TO GO????

Hangxiety

I got hangxiety at Disneyland with all the people blocking my way

Texcape

"I totally just texcaped a conversation with my ex"

a mix of text and escape

Fakeville

I can't stand that store, them bitches are full of fakeville.

Hobo Vision

"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."

It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.

Hobophobia

I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man

beggar off

wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.

Cuss bust

I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids

a Swear Snare

I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.

Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence

"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."

Awkwaducking

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

Ghost Check

I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.

Cell-skip

I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.

Cell-evading

"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "

Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.

fuckduck

Isn't that your crazy ex?! Fuckduck!

Some people might already say "oh fuck, duck!" So it's only natural to compound them into one word.