Search results for “money”

brownbacks

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

the brown bonus

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

poop for profit (pfp)

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

Steamrolled

"I just got Assasin's Creed 3 last week, but I got steamrolled when i found out it's on sale for half off!"

Steamrolled. Steam. Yeah.

Rent a Friend

you pay them to say nice things about you and hang out with you

Hobo Vision

"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."

It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.

Hobophobia

I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man

beggar off

wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.

steamed

"There were so many games on sale that my wallet got steamed!"

Irresponsibility

"I wasted my life savings on video games. How irresponsible."

'Cause it is.

Steamrolled

Need i say more?

Identity Thrift

"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"

Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft

Commuvision

Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision

Recyclaship

Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.


"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"

Steam Depression

Because you're sad you can't buy games

Sale sadness

This applies for any sale really, when, even with the low prices, you still aren't able to buy the things that you want.

Juvellection

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Juvenile Collection.

"Brian grew up in a poor neighborhood, so he never had any toys as a kid. As an adult, Brian resorted to gathering juvellections to compensate."

Vendjected

Because being rejected hurts, no mater who does it.

Refusal Machine

Self Explanitory.