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Poofed

By: CowInAJar

I forgot to save my essay.txt file, I done poofed
Poop/Goofed
Feeling/Action

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Gareth, 11-1-2013:

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netlag

By: wordreaper

"He got netlagged over the weekend."

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took the red pill

By: mscottveach

I would have called you back but I took the red pill around 8pm and next thing I know it was Tuesday.

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Wolfgang, 3-23-2014:

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Carrier

By: boofar

I was playing Battlefield 4, and of course my teammates are worthless, so I ended up with a sore back from carrying the team the whole time.

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slinkman05, 12-15-2015:

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Shork

By: nikhilofficial

Private sectors make you 'shork'.

1

Mia Khalifa

By: niglord4000

Welp uu aleady u ags

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hypochondriacting

By: greymutt

Couldn't be bothered to go to work so I pulled off a bit of hypochondriacting to the boss.

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

31

Meeting with Richard

By: langstrom

Gotta go man, I got a Meeting with Richard.

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Krowphay, 11-1-2013:

16

Pancake

By: Lenca

"I did a complete pancake when I realised it wasn't her fault."

Flipped back and forth.

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KevenM, 10-25-2013:

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Poocrastinate

By: KevenM

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

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shit-ching! -

By phantom, almost 3 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.










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Really fucking stupid -

By nigsarefuckinggay, 7 months ago

When black ppl get rights






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the brown bonus -

By boofar, almost 3 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.







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claimed territory -

By Gish, 5 months ago

When people leave the toilet full of skid marks at work.

























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