Search results for “toilet”

Constapeetion

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

Houdini piss

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

A Number 3.

"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."

you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step

Vooping

I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.

Number 4

It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting

peequeue

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

urilane

they ned to go pee in a line

Dumpline

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

urinal wookie

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

Hairy Potty

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

alopeecia

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

Turd Waddle

After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.

BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable

E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!

Paper pleading

I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.

air bombing

"The seat was so nasty I had to air bomb it in there."

Hovercrap

Those interested in their immune system should hovercrap to avoid stranger splash back.

Poocrastinate

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

infecting wipe

i just clean the toilet but now i have to give it and extra infecting wipe

Shoop

"I stayed at my boyfriend's yesterday, but needed to poop. So I went to take a shower but it was really a shoop."

Not to be confused with Poosh- to poop in the shower.

Late Blooper

"Overslept, and while taking a shower, had a late blooper."

Poop being a late bloomer?

Showershit

John started aggressively applying shampoo to his scrotum mullet when he had a showershit moment.