"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
A Number 3.By: Grubis
"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."
you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step
I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.
Number 4By: Philip
It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"
Turd WaddleBy: Chuckalakala
After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.
BrownPenguin/Mission IncrappableBy: ManxIdioticity
E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!
Paper pleadingBy: TheSquid
I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.
Viagra Falls -By DownUnderDude, almost 3 years ago
peelief -By peezy1320, 9 months ago
BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable -By ManxIdioticity, over 2 years ago
Slippery Seat -By Debonair, 8 months ago
Crack-Through-Crack -By Rsdff, almost 3 years ago
Turd Waddle -By Chuckalakala, almost 3 years ago
Pager Dial -By AwesoMan3000, over 2 years ago
Deja poo -By Kirushka, 6 months ago
infecting wipe -By Gish, 5 months ago
Backdoor Dining -By Kautsch, almost 3 years ago
loodash -By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years ago
Bumchutneyed -By Das, almost 3 years ago
Alzheimer-swap -By jamesdoe, almost 3 years ago
static stimulation -By Cynder, over 1 year ago