"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
a U.T.I.By: Goldfishfarts
See a doctor
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"
That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!
The porcelain frightBy: apricohtyl
I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.
"Shit!" (read because for more info)"
It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.
Stack OverflowBy: Smirch
Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.
"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "
It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits
When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap
"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"
dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.
Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.
(Pronounced like style on.
Panty NooosBy: ScootBenet
"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."
Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.
Bathroom Business -By lmaokk, about 1 year ago
Bathroom interrogation -By doctordonut13, over 5 years ago
Awkwaducking -By Sean, over 5 years ago
Shart -By tdiesman1, about 3 years ago
A pour of the cold truth! -By TohatWords, almost 3 years ago
Houdini piss -By Beneath The Sink, over 5 years ago
Shart Shuffle -By cornpop, over 5 years ago
loodash -By Mark Iliff, over 5 years ago
ahpee -By farmercin, over 3 years ago