dust horizonBy: rexwarneford
"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Duster's Last StandBy: miles
Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.
too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
When she opened the door, I began to awtle.
"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
Smart FartBy: Math Nerd
I made sure to smart fart to keep people from noticing.
one cheek squeekBy: bummer drummer
I had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.
"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."
Your bum is gasping for air
"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."
Its soap, not as we know it
"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."
The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'
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