dust horizon
By: rexwarneford"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
Frust
By: Blu"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Frustrating dust.
too far two step
By: Nickp788I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
Constapeetion
By: Zervrez"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini piss
By: Beneath The Sink"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
InTIEcment
By: TheAnswerer"I was so cold in those towels, and I had to keep myself from falling to the InTIEcment!"
one cheek squeek
By: bummer drummerI had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.
Butt-gasping
By: kingofdeswing"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."
Your bum is gasping for air
nope-soap
By: mturner"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."
Its soap, not as we know it
Partridge
By: ScootBenet"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."
The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'
Duster's Last Stand -
By miles, almost 3 years agoThe little line of dust you can't ever quite sweep up with the broom and dust pan.
Cuss bust -
By tntey, almost 3 years agoWhen you stop yourself from cursing. Examples: "SHUT THE F-ront door." "Aww shi-p." "WHAT THE FU-n."
cloverlooked -
By AwesoMan3000, almost 3 years agoWen there is a four leaf clover right I front of your eyes and you don't notice it.
Shart Shuffle -
By cornpop, almost 3 years agoCell-evading -
By Zensei, almost 3 years agoThe act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.
Clock Chance -
By yurglepop, almost 3 years agofoodjudice -
By Razuka, almost 3 years agoWhen someone says they don't like a food before they've even tried it
toggle-swapping -
By Brdrlndsdose, over 2 years agoThe act of moving everything out of reach as soon as your baby becomes a toddler.
Rectaldiscertainty -
By wordwriter75, almost 2 years agowhite whine -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoA person who always complains about their life, but does so in a bragging, one-upping kind of way.