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too far two step

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

hobblejog

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Awtle

When she opened the door, I began to awtle.

Lock-Block

"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."

Pre-pull

"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"

Pullocking

"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"

It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.

Nooooooo

Noooooooo stop

Halloweak

"We can see you peeping through the curtains. You're so Halloweak."

Turd Waddle

After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.

BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable

E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!

Paper pleading

I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.

Stallshock

I found a lump halfway through my Big Mac and now I'm scared that I'll get stallshocked in the McDonalds toilet whilst I'm checking out my balls.

Crack-Through-Crack

The KFC toilets are pretty awful, I caught one of the many Eastern European employees dealing with her troubling constipation. She saw me unfortunately, which made it even more awkward; it was a real crack-through-crack situation.

plopseeplop

when you plop and see plop

Climacophobia

The fear of stairs

Doormentia

The second I turned the knob, it was instant doormentia.

Damnesia

"I walked in here and was struck with damnesia. "

Door-AMNESIA, doubles as an excellent expletive

Doorheimer

Shit i´m struck with doorheimer,I can´t rememberwhy i came out here!

Cuss bust

I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids

a Swear Snare

I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.

Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence

"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."