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jedberg, 10-18-2013:

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Flat Tire

By: arwolf1

If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.

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Heal steal

By: karmallama

I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning

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Shoeflop

By: hjklhjklhlk

"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"

It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...

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Snypeep, 11-2-2013:

48

"I am done" Effect

By: Yuri

Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.

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HAL-lucinating

By: sentmode

I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.

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The "You again?" Effect

By: AwesoMan3000

I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.

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Alexutzu2212, 12-8-2013:

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Pace Race

By: sentmode

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

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Mindracing

By: bob_lop

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

134

snail-blazing

By: kj

"I saw him snail-blazing those old ladies on the sidewalk."

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Pedalsonic

By: SvenHedin

Dude was elderly and moving slowly. We all went pedalsonic to pass him.

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Mbuxto, 11-10-2013:

28

Avoidance Velocity

By: Milehighmazda

I had to alter my avoidance velocity so I did not have to speak to Bill.

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social masking

By: cocobabe89

when you make yourself hidden in plain sight to avoid conversation with someone you know

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TellerHD, 11-7-2013:

5

Stallshock

By: Rsdff

I found a lump halfway through my Big Mac and now I'm scared that I'll get stallshocked in the McDonalds toilet whilst I'm checking out my balls.

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EmiljanQ3, 11-1-2013:

11

Catboarding/ed

By: DaLanimilbus

"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."

Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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Optical Occlusion -

By ncolaprete, almost 3 years ago

Something you can't find and that is in front of your face


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Plumpledumpkin -

By BALLS, almost 3 years ago

We need a word for the stereotypical Walmart shopper.









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