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Flat Tire
By: arwolf1If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.
Heal steal
By: karmallamaI got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning
Shoeflop
By: hjklhjklhlk"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"
It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...
"I am done" Effect
By: YuriEvery computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.
HAL-lucinating
By: sentmodeI tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.
The "You again?" Effect
By: AwesoMan3000I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.
Avoidance Velocity
By: MilehighmazdaI had to alter my avoidance velocity so I did not have to speak to Bill.
social masking
By: cocobabe89when you make yourself hidden in plain sight to avoid conversation with someone you know
Catboarding/ed
By: DaLanimilbus"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."
Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.
a courtesy browse
By: negatron"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
Speed walk of shame -
By Zuzu, 2 months agotoo far two step -
By Nickp788, almost 3 years agothe peebeejeebies -
By duncansdad, almost 3 years agoThe Sim Effect -
By DarkSide, over 2 years agoPulling a Seaver -
By Hermy, 8 months agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
Fast of Distraction -
By kiwin00b42, over 2 years agoWhen you are so caught up in something that you don't realize you are hungry / tired / thirsty.
Damnesia -
By LORD_ZARYOX, almost 3 years agoAmbularrassment -
By B Lewi, 6 months agoWhen you're walking with someone and secretly don't want to be seen with them.
Faceplubliced -
By tdiesman1, 6 months agoWhen you are walking by yourself in public and you randomly trip.
The "You again?" Effect -
By AwesoMan3000, almost 3 years agoWhen you walk into the room, right as your computer automatically goes into sleep mode.
mindfield -
By kaza12345678, 5 months agoWhen you walk into a room, forget what you went in there for, walk out the room and remember.
Arachlintphobia -
By FTWMan, over 2 years agoShoecleaner -
By AwesoMan3000, over 2 years agoWhen a pebble gets in your shoe even though you never went near any.
Roomnesia -
By lateralvincent, almost 3 years agoDump n dash -
By Mjtothet, almost 3 years agoThe act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
gust of gravity -
By mellowfish, almost 3 years agoWhen you are walking by yourself in public and you randomly trip.
the exhibit effect -
By dlandes, almost 3 years agoWhen something you thought was broken works the moment you show someone it was broken.
ForGoogled -
By dog_in_the_vent, almost 3 years agoWhen you navigate to Google to look something up and instantly forget what you wanted to Google.
footflop -
By kpopbrandy, almost 3 years agoThe moment you trip on nothing but simply the floor so it ends up looking like you took half a skip
Optical Occlusion -
By ncolaprete, almost 3 years agoscentroduction -
By thegreatpuntificator, almost 3 years agoThe brief waft of a person's scent you get as they walk past you.
The brown mile -
By mturner, almost 3 years agoThe sprint home from the bus stop where you're holding in a big dump.
waftermath -
By jeddings, almost 3 years agoThe brief waft of a person's scent you get as they walk past you.
Cleese-step -
By Moose, almost 3 years agoAwkWalk -
By Vartex81, almost 3 years agoWhen you say goodbye to someone and then awkwardly walk in the same direction.
Flat Tire -
By arwolf1, almost 3 years agoputting your foot on the back of someone's shoe while they are walking so that it comes partway off.
Webwillies -
By wasntalwaysthisway, almost 3 years agoThe anxiety you feel at work when trying to browse the web without the boss catching you.
Mood hoover -
By ginger, almost 3 years ago