Flat TireBy: arwolf1
If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.
Heal stealBy: karmallama
I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning
"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"
It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...
"I am done" EffectBy: Yuri
Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.
I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.
The "You again?" EffectBy: AwesoMan3000
I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
Speed walk of shame -By Zuzu, 2 months ago
too far two step -By Nickp788, almost 3 years ago
the peebeejeebies -By duncansdad, almost 3 years ago
The Sim Effect -By DarkSide, over 2 years ago
Pulling a Seaver -By Hermy, 8 months ago
Fast of Distraction -By kiwin00b42, over 2 years ago
Damnesia -By LORD_ZARYOX, almost 3 years ago
Ambularrassment -By B Lewi, 6 months ago
Faceplubliced -By tdiesman1, 6 months ago
The "You again?" Effect -By AwesoMan3000, almost 3 years ago
mindfield -By kaza12345678, 5 months ago
Arachlintphobia -By FTWMan, over 2 years ago
Shoecleaner -By AwesoMan3000, over 2 years ago
Roomnesia -By lateralvincent, almost 3 years ago
Dump n dash -By Mjtothet, almost 3 years ago
gust of gravity -By mellowfish, almost 3 years ago
the exhibit effect -By dlandes, almost 3 years ago
ForGoogled -By dog_in_the_vent, almost 3 years ago
footflop -By kpopbrandy, almost 3 years ago
Optical Occlusion -By ncolaprete, almost 3 years ago
Plumpledumpkin -By BALLS, almost 3 years ago
scentroduction -By thegreatpuntificator, almost 3 years ago
The brown mile -By mturner, almost 3 years ago
waftermath -By jeddings, almost 3 years ago
Cleese-step -By Moose, almost 3 years ago
AwkWalk -By Vartex81, almost 3 years ago
Flat Tire -By arwolf1, almost 3 years ago
Webwillies -By wasntalwaysthisway, almost 3 years ago
Mood hoover -By ginger, almost 3 years ago