Phantom nomophobia syndromeBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
unexpaedeophilic remorseBy: Coleman Falcon
When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical ResearchBy: Bumfluff
"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
"I completely bossed that exam. 45 minutes in, and I'm the first one out. Take that, Introduction to Zombie Studies."
I proclaim my fuckofflogy is supreem over all other fuckoffologist, an exam is only another avenue for my fuckoffery to be displayed.
I finish my exam fuckoffishly today.
I did it and directly fuckoffed afterwards.
The exam was fuckedoff today as well as myself shortly after it was completed.
"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."
"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."
You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.
Lag panic -By SmokeysmudgeStudio, over 1 year ago
The Contemplations -By boofar, over 2 years ago
apprentice's copanic -By Coleman Falcon, almost 3 years ago