Search results for “panic”

BahTheSheep, 12-4-2013:

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Internet Explorer

By: slyguy47

When web pages don't load fast... or ever.

4

Lag panic

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

Woah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.

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Marfmaul, 12-1-2015:

2

Phantom nomophobia syndrome

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."

Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)

2

Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

Jeeeeezus

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greymutt, 10-25-2013:

58

unexpaedeophilic remorse

By: Coleman Falcon

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

16

Pedogooglical Research

By: Bumfluff

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

5

Paedonoia

By: albeedee

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

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EmiljanQ3, 11-1-2013:

11

Catboarding/ed

By: DaLanimilbus

"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."

Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.

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LordCarnivass, 12-10-2013:

11

boss

By: mehmetcik

"I completely bossed that exam. 45 minutes in, and I'm the first one out. Take that, Introduction to Zombie Studies."

5

FUCKOFFOLOGIST

By: sentmode

I proclaim my fuckofflogy is supreem over all other fuckoffologist, an exam is only another avenue for my fuckoffery to be displayed.
I finish my exam fuckoffishly today.
I did it and directly fuckoffed afterwards.
The exam was fuckedoff today as well as myself shortly after it was completed.

3

smugcess

By: Kokoola26

smug+success

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ararp21, 10-31-2013:

3

Thighslap

By: louis_jbrown

Dude I thighslapped myself yesterday cause I thought I lost my phone

0

Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

You almost die but not quite

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CSoubs, 11-6-2013:

8

Drivers Itch

By: Frozenmuffin

"Dave, Lately I've been getting mad drivers itch"

5

Certain Death

By: Milehighmazda

This is likely to get you killed

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

61

Amber alert

By: scrobot

Uh oh, amber alert! Better gun it!

51

Mid Light Crisis

By: awesome32

I nearly had a heartataack because of a mid light crisis

16

Yellownoia

By: zingiber

I've been driving for 30 years and I still get yellownoid.

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Scoot_Benet, 10-21-2013:

12

Forgeturbate

By: PotatoPotahto

"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."

"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."

You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.

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