Lag panic
By: SmokeysmudgeStudioWoah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.
Phantom nomophobia syndrome
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
unexpaedeophilic remorse
By: Coleman FalconWhen he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical Research
By: Bumfluff"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Paedonoia
By: albeedeeGot a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
Catboarding/ed
By: DaLanimilbus"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."
Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.
boss
By: mehmetcik"I completely bossed that exam. 45 minutes in, and I'm the first one out. Take that, Introduction to Zombie Studies."
FUCKOFFOLOGIST
By: sentmodeI proclaim my fuckofflogy is supreem over all other fuckoffologist, an exam is only another avenue for my fuckoffery to be displayed.
I finish my exam fuckoffishly today.
I did it and directly fuckoffed afterwards.
The exam was fuckedoff today as well as myself shortly after it was completed.
Forgeturbate
By: PotatoPotahto"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."
"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."
You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.
Lag panic -
By SmokeysmudgeStudio, over 1 year agoWhen you think the link you clicked is a screamer because it doesn't load fast enough
The Contemplations -
By boofar, over 2 years agoThe time spent staring at the first problem on an exam before you figure out how to start
apprentice's copanic -
By Coleman Falcon, almost 3 years agoWhen the printer tricks you into printing fifty copies and won't cancel.