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unexpaedeophilic remorse

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

Pedogooglical Research

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

Paedonoia

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

Pornxiety

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Procrasturbation

"I was meant to be revising, but I spent the day procasturbating instead."

Much more fun than anything else you should be doing

Forgeturbate

"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."

"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."

You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.

Lipslip

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

No Know

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

Overknowage

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."