I was telling everyone about the hilarious time a shark ate my wife but i was completely story-bombed when no-one laughed.
¨You had to be there¨ NovelBy: lmaokk
And she... ohh haha... hah, you had to be there.
Because when you realize this error, you just excuse it with ¨Oh you had to be there¨
you have to have it to understand it
You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.
Stiffy SmugglingBy: Vantastic123
I had to try stiffy smuggling when I got a jolly in gym class
"Jenny gave me such a big boner in class that I had to pull some sneaky cumouflage."
Impulsive erection disorderBy: See gos
Anyone with this disorder gets an erection anytime with any sort of anxiety or a anxious feeling
"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"
dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.
Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.
(Pronounced like style on.
Panty NooosBy: ScootBenet
"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."
Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.
wrongplianceBy: Coleman Falcon
"He acted out of wrongpliance, like getting on a bus mistakenly hailed or not asking again for that nice guys name again but taking him home regardless. Behaviour like that sprung form Berties personal misalliance of bravery and shame."
compliance to wrongness
Man, I got totally bus-trapped on the 596!
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accidentally on loudspeaker -By stofferz, about 1 month ago
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