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Malevendition
By: Weird...Mah-leh-ven-dih-shun
"Man, that's a good product, but it suffers from malevendition."
"What?"
"Bad advertising."
From the Latin male, meaning bad, and venditionis, meaning selling.
Schrödinger's Devil
By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."
References and reasons.
Heisenberg uncertainty
By: pinkmanI want to check facebook but I've got Heisenberg uncertainty about seeing what happened in the finale.
spoiler avert
By: AnnaBananaI DVD'ed the last episode of Glee & so I'm spoil averting facebook til I get to watch it and cry into my quart of ice cream.
Hair-of-the-dog
By: boofarBased on an old rabies "cure", making a drink from the hair of the dog that bit you was supposed to be helpful. Turns out, for rabies, it won't do shit. My alcoholic friends tell me it works for them, though... so there's that...
Infartinitesimal
By: PotatoPotahto"Oh shit that was infartinitessimal oh shit everyone smells it oh god."
Infinitesimal = so small it shouldn't be bothered with
No Dun Goofed
By: I dont know.You believe that you dun goofed, but then found out later that moment that you No Dun Goofed,
Epic Fai-win
By: DarkusI dropped my plate and started a Rube Goldberg machine. Epic fai-win much?
Story-bombed
By: Homicidal_duckI was telling everyone about the hilarious time a shark ate my wife but i was completely story-bombed when no-one laughed.
procrasti-not-so-bad -
By pentatonic, almost 3 years agoThe Uncanny Valley of Cinematic Enjoyment -
By Jellyfish? Jellyfish!, almost 3 years agoThe act of loving a movie because of how bad and cheesy and stupid it is.
Udder failure -
By Aj834, 9 months agoGetting ready to enjoy a bowl of cereal only to realize you have no milk.
Orders Regret -
By bloodr382, over 2 years agoThat moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else's food looks
Apolodouching -
By silentpdiddy, almost 3 years agocleanlexia -
By rmvelgersdyk, almost 3 years agoAny scenario relating to when you put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge
instagrunt -
By greymutt, almost 3 years agoSomeone who thinks that using a sepia filter makes him/her a good photographer.
Laughing Gas -
By Lemurrific, almost 3 years agoWhen you are simultaneously passing gas and laughing uncontrollably.
phantom pussy -
By gunes123, almost 3 years agoWhen you think you feel your cat jump on your bed but there's nothing there.
Byetosoon -
By Walthe95, over 2 years agoWhen you say goodbye to someone and then awkwardly walk in the same direction.
Narcisselfie Personality Disorder -
By rossbot, almost 3 years agoAwkward moment when you see people taking selfies in mass transport
Itch Glitch -
By aaa, almost 3 years agoWhen you scratch an itch, but more and more itches seem to start popping up all over.
The second plage -
By WATHERII, over 2 years agoWhen you have the tiniest fart but ends up smelling so bad you could clear an auditorium.
Paedonoia -
By albeedee, over 2 years agoThink not -
By billsifr3, 6 months agoComing up with a idea but immediately forgetting about it afterwards.
The process of uglimination -
By Topioisomerase, almost 3 years agoFlushRush -
By JoePaynis, almost 3 years agoWhen you really need to go to the bathroom, but you need to finish what you're doing first.
Inanimate Apologies -
By JetTheGuy, 4 months agoWhen one feels the need to apologize to inanimate objects they bump into.
Roomnesia -
By lateralvincent, almost 3 years agoitch ripple -
By boofar, almost 3 years agoWhen you scratch an itch, but more and more itches seem to start popping up all over.
"Phonezheimers" -
By bloodr382, almost 3 years agoWhen you check your phone to see what time it is, put it back in your pocket and forget the time.
Panty Nooos -
By ScootBenet, almost 3 years agoWordopt -
By Albinoghost, almost 3 years ago20/20 sweat-regret -
By readmush, almost 3 years agodysonychophily -
By Coleman Falcon, almost 3 years agoconstantly biting/picking or cutting your finger nails too short.
entree envy -
By BeastOfTraal, almost 3 years agoThat moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else's food looks
The Forbidden Fries -
By TheCookieMonster2673, over 1 year agoDiploma-doubt -
By wasntalwaysthisway, almost 3 years agoSpare-tire (The Fifth Wheel) -
By d4chin83, over 1 year agoFart Feeler -
By andyisgold, 9 months agoWhen your fart bubble passes between the side of your leg and your scrote.