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netlag

"He got netlagged over the weekend."

took the red pill

I would have called you back but I took the red pill around 8pm and next thing I know it was Tuesday.

Faux-Pa-Ma

"I was handing in my classwork, and said 'here you are Dad', what a shameful Faux Pa.."

Faux Pas - Pa for dad, Ma for mum

misparent

In fourth grade, I was constantly misparenting my teacher. It was embarrassing.

Test limbo

I was in test limbo for about five minutes before i realized i haven't answered one question yet.

Answerwall

I hit an answerwall on the first question of my exam.

The Contemplations

You're staring at that first problem on the test. It's impossible. To prevent panic, your mind goes on the defensive; you begin to drift back to your childhood, back to the days when your imagination and a warm summer day was all you needed for happiness. A creak of a chair in the orthogonal, fluorescent-lit room jars you back to reality. You look down again at your test question...

Answer Amnesia

I had real Answer amnesia during the test

boss

"I completely bossed that exam. 45 minutes in, and I'm the first one out. Take that, Introduction to Zombie Studies."

FUCKOFFOLOGIST

I proclaim my fuckofflogy is supreem over all other fuckoffologist, an exam is only another avenue for my fuckoffery to be displayed.
I finish my exam fuckoffishly today.
I did it and directly fuckoffed afterwards.
The exam was fuckedoff today as well as myself shortly after it was completed.

smugcess

smug+success

Edupanic

I woke up in an edupanic sweat!

Diploma-doubt

I had a bad case of diploma-doubt

HoliDaze

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

hutch-duck

when you suddenly see a person you hate from school or work, etc. and you duck behind something before they can see you""

The Wal-Mart shuffle

Whenever I shop at Wal-Mart in my hinge town I run into at least two petit people from high school I hate and have to hide from