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When the wire needs to be in a position for the sound to come out.

John: Hey, have you ever been to Kevin's house. His headphones are always wirepositioned.
Friend: Yeah, the headphones keeps breaking up, so we have to bend down and fix it.

Jacksplit

By: Caudecus

A disconnect (a split) between the headphone jack and wire itself, resulting in all of that awkward twisting and bending to get it to work.

"I'm not happy with my headphones, they get jacksplit so easily."

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speratic, 10-31-2013:

When you leave someone down gently by text and they don't get the message.

Keywords: break up text someone relationship ?

digital break up amnishia

By: kaza12345678

when they forget the big deal and restart it like a computer

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aking1998, 2-23-2016:

When a brand new pencil's eraser breaks off.

Keywords: pencil new paper anger off eraser breaks wood

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

When Holiday break ends as fast as it began even though it was two weeks.

Keywords: school break time daze

HoliDaze

By: procrastinator-inator-inator

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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dasslerv, 10-18-2013:

When the cheapest part of an expensive product breaks and renders it useless

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Microsoft

By: rmvelgersdyk

"Well that just Microsoft'd "

Microsoft sucks

shitbit

By: bigshape

I pulled hard on my brake lever and the damn shitbit snapped!

the golden flange

By: loresjoberg

"Well, my printer was working fine, but the golden flange broke and now it's going to cost me a hundred bucks to have it fixed."

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eric4186, 10-20-2013:

When you break up, not with a boyfriend/girlfriend, but with a platonic friend.

Keywords: break friendship friend girlfriend break up relationship boyfriend platonic

brodump

By: schlaap

I got sick of Chad acting like an idiot and getting drunk every night so I had to brodump him.

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Graun007, 4-29-2015:

When you wait for something to load but freezes at 99 percent.

Keywords: loading failure rage break computer

Lieding

By: Howe-Oh

"My computer was lieding to me at 100% of the install."

Fun fact: It sounds like an Irish saying 'loading'.

Misloading

By: Debonair

Misleading + Load

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Eebahgum, 10-25-2013:

When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.

Keywords: fart noise wind film

bass drop

By: rouadec

worst timing ever, I really dropped the bass on this one

Auditorium Misfire

By: Das

"Derek regretted downing eighteen cans of guiness before accompanying Agnes to the cinema. Owing partly due to his age, his anus pelted the crowd with the eldritch gases of Auditorium misfire. "

It evokes the sense of a methane battlefield.

Cineflatuae

By: Quiznite

" I visited the local odeon today but had to leave early. I had a massive bout of Cineflatuae"

Cos I made it and it says FART

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