Heisenberg uncertaintyBy: pinkman
I want to check facebook but I've got Heisenberg uncertainty about seeing what happened in the finale.
I'm on total spoilerlert until I've finished this season!
spoiler avertBy: AnnaBanana
I DVD'ed the last episode of Glee & so I'm spoil averting facebook til I get to watch it and cry into my quart of ice cream.
When the wire needs to be in a position for the sound to come out.
John: Hey, have you ever been to Kevin's house. His headphones are always wirepositioned.
Friend: Yeah, the headphones keeps breaking up, so we have to bend down and fix it.
A disconnect (a split) between the headphone jack and wire itself, resulting in all of that awkward twisting and bending to get it to work.
"I'm not happy with my headphones, they get jacksplit so easily."
"Well that just Microsoft'd "
I pulled hard on my brake lever and the damn shitbit snapped!
the golden flangeBy: loresjoberg
"Well, my printer was working fine, but the golden flange broke and now it's going to cost me a hundred bucks to have it fixed."
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
bass dropBy: rouadec
worst timing ever, I really dropped the bass on this one
Auditorium MisfireBy: Das
"Derek regretted downing eighteen cans of guiness before accompanying Agnes to the cinema. Owing partly due to his age, his anus pelted the crowd with the eldritch gases of Auditorium misfire. "
It evokes the sense of a methane battlefield.
" I visited the local odeon today but had to leave early. I had a massive bout of Cineflatuae"
Cos I made it and it says FART
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