Flat TireBy: arwolf1
If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.
Heal stealBy: karmallama
I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning
"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"
It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...
too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
When she opened the door, I began to awtle.
Benchwarm -By Debonair, 8 months ago
Loanword -By Jellyfish? Jellyfish!, almost 3 years ago
Advanced Autocorrecter -By SqueekyBeanz, 7 months ago
A person who is too quick to point out the slightest logical fallacy, even when not in a formal debate setting, in order to discredit dissenting opinion. Me: Pizza is the best food Them: That's hyperbole! You have no quantitative data to support your specious claims. Your statement is just a thinly veiled Ad Hominem attack against hamburgers.
Early Turd -By Krowphay, almost 3 years ago
cibus/food pressure -By geekydotblue, about 1 month ago
Epi-penocchio -By Second sub!, almost 3 years ago
Convincifuse -By Suloch, 6 months ago
movie in the brain -By kaza12345678, 5 months ago
The Fart Patch -By AFC92, almost 3 years ago
Misswave -By bravo90, almost 3 years ago
skypephobia -By sniperman775, almost 3 years ago
Dankombobulate -By imakethingsup, over 2 years ago
textfail -By evelasquez710, 3 months ago
scentroduction -By thegreatpuntificator, almost 3 years ago
AwkWalk -By Vartex81, almost 3 years ago
Gawkward -By craftiful, over 1 year ago
twin minds -By kaza12345678, 5 months ago
e-blurting -By cocobabe89, over 2 years ago