"text" and "frustration"
It really is frustrating.
I just wrote a textament to Kelly and, as always, she only said "ok".
I totally got TypeSniped when I told Noah how hockey works, and he just responded with "K."
You feel like you got sniped and you type it, so yeah.
It was very disgusting when I squeezed the ketchup bottle and the sauceplasma went all over my hot dogs!
When I squeezed the mustard bottle too hard, it started spurting out disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea, so I decided to just throw out the stupid hot dog.
That feeling when you don't tuck your tampon string away properly before you leave the house and it ends up getting caught between your leg and your crotch as you walk, tugging on the string with every step and being unable to fix it until you can find a bathroom.
"Dang, I've forgot, just had a lackvoice.
The actual term for the very severe case of being unable to put thought to words. Similar to the tip-of-the-tongue scenario, but as an actual illness.
Brain FartBy: TheAnswerer
Also could be called Tongue-Tied.
pocket fumbleBy: i_love_lamp
"I pocket fumbled last night at the bar, and im pretty sure that's where i lost my keys"
all you had to do was take the phone out, but you messed it up. You dropped the ball.
Phone MagnetBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I went to get my phone, and it stuck to everything, so it was a Phone Magnet
I tried to grab my phone and I fumblefucked everything
Relieved-annoyance -By WolvenGears, almost 3 years ago
rapid triviacceleration -By Slayerzxx, almost 4 years ago
happysnatch -By benrat05, over 1 year ago
Vexonoma -By Vegeta, almost 3 years ago
Crossconvoing -By 1911951653, almost 4 years ago
The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
Unfinished Business -By axolotl17, 3 months ago