A Number 3.By: Grubis
"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."
you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step
I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.
Number 4By: Philip
It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting
"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"
Shit - artist
That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall
"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."
Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.
Stack OverflowBy: Smirch
Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.
"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "
It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits
When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap
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