Search results for “shit”

Duecaphobia

Its never happened but just in case I carry extra underwear with me. Duecaphobia has taken over my life.

A Number 3.

"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."

you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step

Vooping

I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.

Number 4

It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting

Being a good person

I kill niggers cuz god took a fucking shit on them cuz they dumb fucking niglets.

Poocrastinate

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

The Dirty Gamble

"I took the dirty gamble last night and I lost."

It's gross

Shart

I felt this pressure and felt I was about to Shart so I went in the bathroom instead of risking it.

crapslap

"I took a poop that was absolutely phenomenal, only downside was it crapslaped me.

Splashback

Man, that splashback was COLD!

shartist

"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"

Shit - artist

Brownsky

That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall

Bumchutneyed

"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."

Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.

Thighslap

Dude I thighslapped myself yesterday cause I thought I lost my phone

Mini-Heart-Attack

You almost die but not quite

Stack Overflow

Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.

shitregister

"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "

It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits

Insta-Crap

When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap