That fart totally airbagged on me.
Fart FeelerBy: andyisgold
Damn man I just had a fart feeler and it smells so bad.
A Number 3.By: Grubis
"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."
you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step
I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.
Number 4By: Philip
It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting
The KFC toilets are pretty awful, I caught one of the many Eastern European employees dealing with her troubling constipation. She saw me unfortunately, which made it even more awkward; it was a real crack-through-crack situation.
when you plop and see plop
"I stayed at my boyfriend's yesterday, but needed to poop. So I went to take a shower but it was really a shoop."
Not to be confused with Poosh- to poop in the shower.
Late BlooperBy: JDuverge
"Overslept, and while taking a shower, had a late blooper."
Poop being a late bloomer?
John started aggressively applying shampoo to his scrotum mullet when he had a showershit moment.
Mexican poop-off -By jayboloni, almost 3 years ago
When you and another person are in two toilet stalls next to each-other wanting to take a shit, but neither of you will dare make the first move/splash.
Shoop -By cthamster, almost 3 years ago
Dirty Bidet -By AdmiralJowlins, almost 3 years ago
Late Blooper -By JDuverge, almost 3 years ago
Backsplash -By NAMERAX, almost 3 years ago
crapslap -By montelcogshell, almost 3 years ago
When your taking a shit and when it comes out the water hits your ass or goes in your ass
Dumpline -By CougarPuma, over 2 years ago
The long line of people waiting to use a restroom or porta-potty.
Clean Regret -By letitsnow1415, almost 3 years ago
That awful moment when you have to take a shit, after you've JUST taken a shower.
Dirty Tip -By sanchothefat, almost 3 years ago
The act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
poop for profit (pfp) -By mburns, almost 3 years ago
Poocrastinate -By KevenM, almost 3 years ago
When you really need to go to the washroom for #2, but you want to finish what you're working on first.