A Number 3.
By: Grubis"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."
you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step
Crack-Through-Crack
By: RsdffThe KFC toilets are pretty awful, I caught one of the many Eastern European employees dealing with her troubling constipation. She saw me unfortunately, which made it even more awkward; it was a real crack-through-crack situation.
Shoop
By: cthamster"I stayed at my boyfriend's yesterday, but needed to poop. So I went to take a shower but it was really a shoop."
Not to be confused with Poosh- to poop in the shower.
Late Blooper
By: JDuverge"Overslept, and while taking a shower, had a late blooper."
Poop being a late bloomer?
Showershit
By: DownUnderDudeJohn started aggressively applying shampoo to his scrotum mullet when he had a showershit moment.
Mexican poop-off -
By jayboloni, almost 3 years agoShoop -
By cthamster, almost 3 years agoDirty Bidet -
By AdmiralJowlins, almost 3 years agoLate Blooper -
By JDuverge, almost 3 years agocrapslap -
By montelcogshell, almost 3 years agoWhen your taking a shit and when it comes out the water hits your ass or goes in your ass
Dumpline -
By CougarPuma, over 2 years agoThe long line of people waiting to use a restroom or porta-potty.
Clean Regret -
By letitsnow1415, almost 3 years agoThat awful moment when you have to take a shit, after you've JUST taken a shower.
Dirty Tip -
By sanchothefat, almost 3 years agoThe act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
poop for profit (pfp) -
By mburns, almost 3 years agoPoocrastinate -
By KevenM, almost 3 years ago