Search results for “poop”

tomartime, 11-15-2015:

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Airbag

By: StinkyFinger

That fart totally airbagged on me.

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Fart Feeler

By: andyisgold

Damn man I just had a fart feeler and it smells so bad.

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scratchThat, 10-20-2013:

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Duecaphobia

By: Jinifer

Its never happened but just in case I carry extra underwear with me. Duecaphobia has taken over my life.

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Grubis, 10-19-2013:

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A Number 3.

By: Grubis

"Had the flu and couldn't make it to the trashcan in time. Had to go number 3 through my legs."

you go number 1 or number 2, this is the next logical step

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Vooping

By: Zandz

I ate a bad sausage and vooped everywhere.

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Number 4

By: Philip

It's a #4 dummi a number three is just vomiting

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

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Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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KevenM, 10-25-2013:

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Poocrastinate

By: KevenM

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

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Crack-Through-Crack

By: Rsdff

The KFC toilets are pretty awful, I caught one of the many Eastern European employees dealing with her troubling constipation. She saw me unfortunately, which made it even more awkward; it was a real crack-through-crack situation.

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plopseeplop

By: optree

when you plop and see plop

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Sumaka4, 11-4-2013:

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infecting wipe

By: Gish

i just clean the toilet but now i have to give it and extra infecting wipe

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Poster632, 11-1-2013:

9

Shoop

By: cthamster

"I stayed at my boyfriend's yesterday, but needed to poop. So I went to take a shower but it was really a shoop."

Not to be confused with Poosh- to poop in the shower.

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Veovis, 10-20-2013:

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Late Blooper

By: JDuverge

"Overslept, and while taking a shower, had a late blooper."

Poop being a late bloomer?

7

Showershit

By: DownUnderDude

John started aggressively applying shampoo to his scrotum mullet when he had a showershit moment.

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poop for profit (pfp) -

By mburns, almost 3 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.





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