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First world rebel

Oh, it's hot? Well... we'll see about that... waiter thinks he knows what's best f - god damn that's hot!

Nite Bite

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

Bed-Munchies

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

dishapointment

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

Dust bowl

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

Sigh and dry

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

melancowy

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

coldmolding

I will definitely take the spaghetti with me to work today instead of coldmolding it like I usually do.

scentacle

I got grabbed by the bacon scentacle this morning and finally got out of bed.

Scent Trail

'I was tracking the scent trail of that hot dog across the streets of New York, like a hunter with a wild animal.'

first world diet

After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet

Boredom Hunger

This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.

FunDone

"This is a mix of Fun Dip and Done because this scenario is common with fundip"

I think I just Fundoned my sandwich.

Deja Food

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

foodjudice

"My son says he doesn't like brocolli, but he never tried it!"
"Relax, he just has a little foodjudice"

Food + Prejudice

Eye Taster

"You can't say you don't like it! Don't just be an eye taster!"

The person only assumed their dislike for that food by looking at it.