Words; For That

"I ruined my new shirt because of the terrible burgerrhea I had at lunch"

"Damnit, I burjaculated all over my favorite shirt!"

"I'm so OCD, I can't handle even the slightest patty drift!"

""According to Alfred Wegener, at one point in time, the entire patty was snugly in the bun.""

"Careful, your Big Mac has a squirrel coming out."

"Look, Nikki, you're gonna have to order your own next time. I'm sick of you fry-loading off me."

"Screw it, you can frooch as much as you want man, I ain't even mad."

"He tried to frynagle my value meal."

"Thanks a lot for the hate cuisine. I'll be surprised if I still want breakfast tomorrow morning."

"He showed me that mental vomit and now I can't eat any more!"

"I just barfed hearing you say McDonaldsification."

"The endless wings being consumed made me question the limits of my hunger; am I merely satisfying a ghost-hunger for the amazing taste of this chicken?"

"I don't even"

"After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet"

""Man, I'm hungry. But I don't really want to eat anything, I'm feeling procravenous today""

"Even though my fridge is filled with meal potential...I think I'd rather call for delivery."

"Man, my fridge is still stocked with the buddy bites my friend brought me last week"

"Margery's otherwise splendid breakfast was spoiled by a rogue crapple."

"I was rather nomnomnomchalant as I tucked into my KFC whilst sitting at the back of church."

"It was too good to care about the total noshabition of it!"