aisle rush hourBy: Lolza
I'm so totally avoiding that place...At 11 begins the daily aisle rush hour....it's big enough for a stampede!
shopper sprintBy: awesomegeek
I had to wait in line during the shopper sprint
There were loads of Walmartians in store today!
"*walks into walmart* Wow... The plumpledumpkins are out in force today..."
Just the sound I hear in my head when I see some of those people
"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."
I just got clerked at Walmarts.
I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.
a courtesy browse -By negatron, almost 3 years ago
Pretending to look around a shop you've walked into by accident
Walmartians -By crystalraven, almost 3 years ago
Fakeville -By UnkleF, almost 3 years ago
When you avoid stores purely because the staff inside are too over friendly.
Targeted -By ronsmilo, almost 3 years ago
That awkward feeling you get when someone asks you where to find something in a store, because they thought you worked there.
justified -By scaomompyer, almost 3 years ago
Doing something you know is morally / ethically wrong, but in a superficially better way so that you don't feel as bad about doing it