Web-side GamingBy: AwesoMan3000
I want to complete my Minecraft sugar cane farm, but I'm feeling quite left out today. Mabye some web-side gaming will do?
That party was fun, but now I'm back home all alone playing BF4... I guess I'll keep Facebook open because I'm feeling a strong socialurge.
Social lonerBy: jsh
"I'm Feeling like a Social loner today, lets Play some Minecraft while chatting with my mom"
When your cat won't leave you alone...
"I'm trying to finish this paper; quit petstering me."
When they climb onto whatever you are looking at or nudge your arm, it's because they want to be petted. Note: this word could be used for dogs, too. Other pets, too.
Stop, you stupid cat! Stop catbuggin' me. Shoo.
/sidenote: I wouldn't suggest using this word because the cat will respond with "But I luuuuve you :3"
"Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday, my cat was catcophonic."
It is a mix of cat and cacophony.
poot spookedBy: DefineMe!
"I was cruising down the chips aisle when I decided to let the gassy remnants of my burrito bowl loose. I hit the end of the aisle when I saw a cute redhead with a deep scowl. I'm so poot spooked I can't even look the cashier in the eye."
Perfect for any situation where you assume it's safe. It never is.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
Forever Alone -By tdiesman1, 6 months ago
That feeling when you get jealous of someone stroking/playing with your pet and you think your pet likes them better than you.
Socialurge -By Cam, almost 3 years ago
when you play video games but have the internet on so you don't feel alone
Slumboredom -By CoolCarsonian, almost 3 years ago
the weird feeling you get at a sleepover when your friend is already asleep and you are sitting there wide awake with nothing to do
Cell-evading -By Zensei, almost 3 years ago
The act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.
Greedballin -By Poster632, almost 3 years ago
The moment when there is one slice of pizza left and multiple people are eyeing it.
Schrödinger's Devil -By Jellyfish? Jellyfish!, almost 3 years ago
Doing something amazing that you know you can do over and over again, but failing the second someone else starts to watch you.
PGSD (Post Ghost Stress Disorder) -By Hafell, almost 3 years ago
When, after watching or talking about something creepy, scary or unsettling at night (like Ghosts or Werewolves that stalk the night) you are afraid of everything and want to go to sleep so that its morning, however, you're afraid to go to sleep because you fear you might have a nightmare about said subject.
mightmare -By Keri, over 1 year ago
When you think something is so terrible in the middle of the night, but in the morning you realize it isn't.