phone pauxBy: postkassa
I did a phone paux when you called me this morning
Phaune PasBy: Jordyvanmeer
"One guy: Oops, wasn't meant to go on speaker phone!
Other guy: ha! Phaune Pas"
We all know what 'faux pas' means, a violation of rules or etiquette. Faux sounds like phone.. there you go..
Sneak broadcastBy: titihood
I was with accounts and HR when I sneak broadcast your call yesterday.
I think I just overwatched... again. Enough internet for today!
Surfer's CatharsisBy: zingiber
Many who fall victim to languorous self-gratification on the internet, clicking whichever thumbnail appeals most to the torpid mind, are faced with the sudden and striking surfer's catharsis.
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
Wankidextrous -By doublespace, almost 3 years ago
Emancipation Acceleration -By negatron, almost 3 years ago
regurgitasted -By theejaybles, almost 3 years ago