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Babushka Syndrome or BS for shorter
By: nashOld lady (aka babushka) can't see the difference between single and double angle brackets.
Timenesia
By: Stuart.collettThe condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.
Horologic Amnesia
By: BBxBackshotAccording to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".
Mucus-lookis
By: erinbaz"After sneezing, I did a quick mucus-lookis, but everyone still noticed."
It almost rhymes!
litmus wipe
By: DefineMe!"Sarah grosses me out! Last week she had a sinus infection and was completely obsessed with litmus wiping. If I have to look her gazing at reddish mucus tucked into a matted ball of tissues I'm going to gag."
Blow gently and check intently. The litmus wipe is the perfect nasal barometer.
Murphy's cousin's law
By: boofarMurphy's Cousin's Law states that if anything broken is shown to another person, it will inevitably begin to work again, thus complicating the actual problem solving process. Despite the appearance of being fixed, Murphy's Cousin's Law is actually consistent with Murphy's Law because something is going wrong as you're trying to diagnose what's going wrong.
Probfooled
By: ManxIdioticity"I swear to god that the toilet could not flush a few minutes ago," I say to the noisy plumber. He replies THAT I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN PROBFOOLED, deafening me for life.
Nostaggravation
By: DomJackman"I am overcome with a feeling of nostaggravation when I look at my old Facebook posts."
Splices Nostalgia with Aggravation!
Latch Looking -
By thatguyybrian, almost 3 years agoFumbling for the door handle when trying to get out of a car you're unfamiliar with.
Pointer Spasm -
By BigfootBeto, almost 3 years agoWhen you lose the mouse pointer on your computer screen so you move the mouse violently to find it.
Mobilized -
By tdiesman1, 6 months agoWhen you accidently send a reply to a YouTube comment twice on accident
50-Yard Fakeout -
By evanzin, almost 3 years agoA girl who looks good from far away but is not good looking close up.
first world diet -
By internetfriend, almost 3 years agoWhen you're hungry, but don't really feel like eating anything you have.
False Follicle -
By Debonair, 8 months agoSpending a half hour looking for your glasses only to realize that they're on your face
Schrödinger's Mac -
By RLM, almost 3 years agoWhen something you thought was broken works the moment you show someone it was broken.
Load lament -
By shining.midnight, almost 3 years agoPage sage -
By Jag, almost 3 years agoWhen you open up to the exact page you were looking for in a book without the use of bookmarks.
instagrunt -
By greymutt, almost 3 years agoSomeone who thinks that using a sepia filter makes him/her a good photographer.
phantom pussy -
By gunes123, almost 3 years agoWhen you think you feel your cat jump on your bed but there's nothing there.
thinkulating -
By Jazzenstarr, almost 3 years agoWhen it's faster to do it in your head rather than use a calculator
Urge to Break the Two -
By WordMaster18, 6 months agoThat urge you when you see a perfectly good n.2 pencil to break it
iygotsududd -
By Leonard W, 7 months agoWhen you get a game and you know that your computer can't run it.
Nutribaited -
By WATHERII, over 2 years agoWhen you accidentally try to eat a rubber version of an actual food.
FFR (Fit from far) -
By chunky, 6 months agoA girl who looks good from far away but is not good looking close up.
google gap -
By thebomb42, almost 3 years agoWhen you're going to google something but forget what it was
The process of uglimination -
By Topioisomerase, almost 3 years agoFry-loading -
By duncansdad, almost 3 years agoWhen your friend doesn't order french fries but still tries to eat yours
Post-Status Stress -
By ChildPredator, almost 3 years agoThe feeling/phenomenon of cringing when you look back on the past of your Facebook profile.
Glassventure -
By lettersandspaces, almost 3 years agoSpending a half hour looking for your glasses only to realize that they're on your face
The Contemplations -
By boofar, over 2 years agoThe time spent staring at the first problem on an exam before you figure out how to start
dishapointment -
By mturner, almost 3 years agoPhantomachment -
By Chewitt, over 2 years agolitmus wipe -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoForGoogled -
By dog_in_the_vent, almost 3 years agoWhen you navigate to Google to look something up and instantly forget what you wanted to Google.
Tabhugger -
By SimonS, almost 3 years agoThe anxiety you feel at work when trying to browse the web without the boss catching you.
Boredom Hunger -
By TheAnswerer, 4 days agoWhen you're hungry, but don't really feel like eating anything you have.
Mutafruit [myoo'tah'froot] -
By RockPaperScissors, almost 3 years agoA strawberry that looks like it's mutated into two or more strawberries
Shamerock -
By TheAnswerer, 4 days agoWhen you find a four leaf clover, pick it, and find out it was a five leaf clover.
mild moose chase -
By wordreaper, almost 3 years agoEye Taster -
By BigfootBeto, almost 3 years agoWhen someone says they don't like a food before they've even tried it
Optical Occlusion -
By ncolaprete, almost 3 years agoNostaggravation -
By DomJackman, almost 3 years agoThe "wow I was an idiot back then" feeling you get when you look at really old Facebook posts.
Erection Campaign -
By YoloSnapbackSwag, almost 3 years agoWalter Whitis -
By Skarolex, almost 3 years agoWhen a criminal commits serious crimes for his/her own leisure
Morning Haze -
By titihood, almost 3 years agoThat warm, slow, opiate-like feeling between waking up and having the first cup of coffee.
Gawkward -
By craftiful, over 1 year agoThat awkward feeling after making eye contact with a stranger
Comical Contortion -
By TheCookieMonster2673, over 1 year agoWhen you pause a video and it stops at the perfect frame of a contorted face
dust horizon -
By rexwarneford, almost 3 years agoThe little line of dust you can't ever quite sweep up with the broom and dust pan.
Timenesia -
By Stuart.collett, over 2 years agoWhen you look at the time and as soon as you look away you forget so you have to look again.
poot spooked -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoThe feeling you get when you realise that someone did hear you fart and you thought you were alone.
bagfries -
By jjclarkson, almost 3 years agoPoserpost -
By barryw, almost 3 years agoIs there a word in for those who post personal definitions that are amusing only to the submitter?