The Exile ShiftBy: Vantastic123
Can you belive it? That lousy company gave me the exile shift!
"Milton, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"
I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, and I could set the building on fire
"Joe has been scruffied back in the storage room for weeks now."
Like Scruffy, you never seem to have anything important to do and usually remain hidden from value or worth.
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