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Schrödinger's Devil
By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."
References and reasons.
Phantom nomophobia syndrome
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
Forever - endeavour
By: Von Cabulary"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"
relatedium
By: Mark Iliff"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"
Relative + tedious
Digital Clockblockery
By: VictorsModWhen an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
Timefuck
By: RsdffI was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
Clocknesia
By: TcrazyI wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
Avoidance Velocity
By: MilehighmazdaI had to alter my avoidance velocity so I did not have to speak to Bill.
social masking
By: cocobabe89when you make yourself hidden in plain sight to avoid conversation with someone you know
Vocal ghosting -
By Tobearius, 9 months agoWhen you read a quote from a famous person in the voice of that person. (ex. Morgan Freeman)
A Once You Get To Knowbody -
By Marfmaul, 8 months agoGeorgeMartined -
By CountGenius, 8 months agoThat character in a show/movie that you think is not going to die, but sure enough, they do die
The porcelain fright -
By apricohtyl, almost 3 years agoThe surprised exclamation of someone who’s being walked in on while sitting on the toilet.
Awkwaducking -
By Sean, almost 3 years agoBoredom induced ontology -
By Thisisausername, over 2 years agoSpellgoogle -
By Tessaract2, 6 months agoWhen you google search a word to find out if you spelt it right.
First world rebel -
By BKbuddy, over 2 years agoWhen someone gives you a very hot plate of food and warns you not to touch it, but you do anyway.
Premature Resuscitation -
By sobrietypolice, almost 3 years agoTreshold Amnesia -
By RosePond, almost 3 years agoWalking in to a room and forgetting what you were supposed to do there.
Sudden Silence Shout -
By Bobcat95, 6 months agoWhen everyone else goes silent just as you say something embarassing aloud.
Outvitted -
By yuks, almost 3 years agoMental Post-Dispute Persistence -
By balents, almost 3 years agoWinning arguments in your head long after the actual argument has ended
Quantum Mind Fuck -
By jbellie88, about 2 years agoCrop Dusting -
By lettersandspaces, almost 3 years agoHaterfaker -
By tdiesman1, 5 months agoWhen you tell everyone you hate something, but deep down, it's one of your favorite things.
Aid rage -
By Sumguy, almost 3 years agoWhen the teacher calls on everyone but you and you know the answer. Then she reveals the answer.
Stalkquaintance -
By Pringeersh, almost 3 years agoWhen you only know someone from creeping them on social media.
A Boomerang Thing -
By JetTheGuy, 4 months agoWhen you lose something and look forever and never find it but when you stop looking you find it
Pain Games -
By Sumaka4, 4 months agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
Street Dummy -
By Hasimo, 24 days agoWhen someone is an idiot who don't understand common sense but is a genius of school subject
courtesy prod -
By anonymn2, almost 3 years agoWhen you hold a door open for someone that is far behind you, making them rush to get to the door.
phone call-ision -
By ppppprin, almost 3 years agodecapitatyum -
By uggh, 2 months agoThat feeling of always wanting to bite off the head of a gingerbread man, first
aero-bic -
By harmonylion, over 1 year agoWhen your playing with your pen and it randomly flies out of your hand
the sleep train -
By loresjoberg, over 2 years ago"Phonezheimers" -
By bloodr382, almost 3 years agoWhen you check your phone to see what time it is, put it back in your pocket and forget the time.
a mexicar standoff -
By negatron, almost 3 years agoEffort Swindling -
By Aster, 5 days agoGravity Check -
By KWall24, almost 3 years agoWhen you're in bed lying on your back, playing with your phone and you drop it on your face.
Optical Occlusion -
By ncolaprete, almost 3 years agoHyperoperate -
By Dr. T, almost 3 years agoPhaune Pas -
By Jordyvanmeer, almost 3 years agoRingxiety -
By boofar, almost 3 years agoWhen you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.
Dirty Tip -
By sanchothefat, almost 3 years agoThe act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
took the red pill -
By mscottveach, over 1 year agonope-soap -
By mturner, almost 3 years agoThe little piece of bar soap that is too big to throw away but too small to hold on to
a Clark Kent -
By i_love_lamp, almost 3 years agoSam Fisher'd -
By YINNY, almost 3 years agoTHAT smell -
By #JCherrymore, about 1 year ago0 scenarios, 0 words, and a total score of 25
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