Digital Clockblockery
By: VictorsModWhen an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
Timefuck
By: RsdffI was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
Clocknesia
By: TcrazyI wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
Clockblock
By: louis_jbrownI just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30
Saccadic Chronostasis
By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!This is the actual term for what you are describing. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronostasis
Clock Chance
By: yurglepop"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"
There is little chance this will happen
Premature Resuscitation
By: sobrietypolice"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."
morning terrors
By: hoverkraftI woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.
Wake 'n Flake
By: ronsmiloI had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.
Dutch Alarm Clock -
By Xtofer, almost 3 years agoWhen you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.
Clock Chance -
By yurglepop, almost 3 years agoSpliterature -
By Cam, almost 3 years agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
Horologic Amnesia -
By BBxBackshot, over 2 years agoWhen you look at the time and as soon as you look away you forget so you have to look again.
Trick-tock -
By AwesoMan3000, almost 3 years agoDigital Clockblockery -
By VictorsMod, over 2 years ago0 scenarios, 1 words, and a total score of 25