Search results for “clock”

oermens, 11-7-2013:

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Digital Clockblockery

By: VictorsMod

When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.

60

Timefuck

By: Rsdff

I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.

28

Clocknesia

By: Tcrazy

I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!

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kikiboy, 10-31-2013:

8

Clockblock

By: louis_jbrown

I just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30

4

TimeCrime

By: JoePaynis

Good morn-shit....afternoon. Totally TimeCrimed it!

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boofar, 1-4-2014:

10

Saccadic Chronostasis

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

This is the actual term for what you are describing. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronostasis

1

Stopped Clock Illusion

By: JetTheGuy

https://youtu.be/nNBTLbw1_2Q

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

65

Trick-tock

By: AwesoMan3000

I was reading about drugs when my clock trick-tocked me at 4:20.

29

Clockpride

By: marshen

For some reason you think it's very awesome. You are clockpride.

5

Clock Chance

By: yurglepop

"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"

There is little chance this will happen

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cornpop, 9-21-2013:

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Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

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morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

36

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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TameJames, 4-10-2015:

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Ticknorance

By: Howe-Oh

"I tried to check the time just now but was ticknorant."

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0 scenarios, 1 words, and a total score of 25