sauce auditBy: negatron
"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."
like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time
gloop checkBy: fatsac
Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants
SauxietyBy: The blameless nameless
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.
Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
We followed a two-hour meeting. Thankfully, that Ted's assmosis just warmed the seat and was not odoriferous.
Thermal AssductionBy: Xtofer
He transferred his ass warmth to me via thermal Assduction.
The guy before me must have been there for ages - took me a while to assclimatise .
The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.
goldfish syndromeBy: kj
the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.
Horologic AmnesiaBy: BBxBackshot
According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".
Hermit RantBy: ryanker
Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.
"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."
Random + Rant
"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."
Tirade + Raiding
Hunger gamesBy: hellointernet
Out now on DVD and Bluray
"Uhhhh... what is the pizzamath on this last slice here guys?"
Pizzamath can be used in so many different ways that it begins to take on the meaning of all INTERNAL and PERSONAL equations we make as hungry human beings, specifically when pizza is involved.
Pizza PerilBy: Torrigan
That last slice is in major Pizza Peril