Aquaphany
By: nils1433I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
Showondering
By: keeganwhThis morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower Theory
By: TheCookieMonster2673I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"
Babushka Syndrome or BS for shorter
By: nashOld lady (aka babushka) can't see the difference between single and double angle brackets.
Lag panic
By: SmokeysmudgeStudioWoah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.
No Dun Goofed
By: I dont know.You believe that you dun goofed, but then found out later that moment that you No Dun Goofed,
Epic Fai-win
By: DarkusI dropped my plate and started a Rube Goldberg machine. Epic fai-win much?
Faurire
By: eaglevillage3Pronounced: "Fo'-rear"
The culmination of the French 'faux' (false) and 'rire' (to laugh).
Thought-talk
By: r55bkr"Sorry about the thought-talk about licking the sledgehammer. Dave. Was thinking about Miley Cyrus for a bit."
When a thought turns into talk, without any build-up
Thunking
By: AbnormalBidoof"Sorry, I must have been thunking about rotten potatoes. What were we talking about,"
Because, It's funky, and you're thinking.
Think not -
By billsifr3, 6 months agoComing up with a idea but immediately forgetting about it afterwards.
fridgeful thinking -
By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years agoFridgefull thinking -
By oikz, almost 3 years agoAwesome -
By Bobcat95, 6 months agoonce while talking with mi friend i was going to say great but i thought of speaking cool ...
Galactic thinking -
By i_love_lamp, over 2 years agoClockpride -
By marshen, over 2 years agoRisky-click -
By PeriodPiece, almost 3 years agoThe curious feeling you get when you want to click on a link not knowing where it may take you.
Fast of Distraction -
By kiwin00b42, over 2 years agoWhen you are so caught up in something that you don't realize you are hungry / tired / thirsty.
NEStalgia -
By wretchedsausage, over 2 years agosQWERTing -
By zenbot, almost 3 years agoWhen a woman ejaculates on a computer keyboard during webcam sex.
Fatnesia -
By WhyTheHellNot, almost 3 years agoinstagrunt -
By greymutt, almost 3 years agoSomeone who thinks that using a sepia filter makes him/her a good photographer.
Wrong -
By SqueekyBeanz, 7 months agoThe process of sexualizing children's media (e.g. erotica/fanart of characters)
First world rebel -
By BKbuddy, over 2 years agoWhen someone gives you a very hot plate of food and warns you not to touch it, but you do anyway.
Misconsextion -
By Bobcat95, 6 months agoWhen you say something and your friends think that you said something sexual.
Puberty Shadow -
By dlandes, almost 3 years agoThat faint mustache that you grow in middle school that you think is cool but is just really gross
phantom vibration -
By mborek55, 6 months agoWhen you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.
iygotsududd -
By Leonard W, 7 months agoWhen you get a game and you know that your computer can't run it.
phonetom -
By RosePond, almost 3 years agoWhen you think you feel a vibration from your phone but when you look at it there is nothing there.
The Yawns -
By keeganwh, almost 3 years agoDiscombobulated -
By That Curious Artist, almost 3 years agoSumbitard -
By apricohtyl, almost 3 years agoIs there a word in for those who post personal definitions that are amusing only to the submitter?
Ghost Check -
By crystalraven, almost 3 years agoThe act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.
Overwatching -
By hnr01, almost 3 years agoThe realisation that you've accidentally strayed into youtube's weird side again.
Bachelor Uniform -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoto roominate -
By chinamike, almost 3 years agoMenpathy -
By chinamike, almost 3 years agonutstalgia -
By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years agoThinking back to stupid things you did as a child and wondering how you didn't die.
Boredom Hunger -
By TheAnswerer, 4 days agoWhen you're hungry, but don't really feel like eating anything you have.
Longbottoming -
By MurdocMiki, almost 3 years agoThe feeling that you forgot something important, but don't know what
Spliterature -
By Cam, almost 3 years agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
Prejoke -
By BoomEagle, almost 3 years agoHyperoperate -
By Dr. T, almost 3 years agoimaginesia -
By wordreaper, almost 3 years agowhen you lose the ability to do artistic things for a brief period of time
al bundy -
By TheMuseLuci, almost 3 years agowhen you are too comfortable and you put your hand in your pants in public
Bonus scening -
By albeedee, almost 3 years agoWhen you say goodbye to someone and then awkwardly walk in the same direction.
dust horizon -
By rexwarneford, almost 3 years agoThe little line of dust you can't ever quite sweep up with the broom and dust pan.
Vibraesthesia -
By stanislav224819, almost 3 years agoWhen you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.
Chain Rescratchion -
By TheProgenitor, almost 3 years agoWhen you scratch an itch, but more and more itches seem to start popping up all over.