Joke choke

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

Addiction

I've played Skyrim 1,000,000 times I think I'm addicted.

Pun-Guns

I made a bad joke today and threw up my pun-guns.

Buddumgunned

I made a horrible pun so I Buddumgunned.

Peecrastination

I've been peecrastinating! I just wanna finish this level!!

thinkulating

thinkulating is a great way to look smart in class

Arithmetechnique

I dont need a damn calculator! I have great arithmetechnique

Rock-Paper-Indicison

Could you guys get over your rock-paper-indecisiveness and go on scissors already!

Ro-Sham-Bodown

Jeff and Tim took forever to get out of that ro-sham-bodown.

misfire

"Ugh, stop misfiring on Scissors -Shoot means shoot a sign - synchronized shooting is important!"

You shoot in Rock Paper Scissors and with guns; you may also misfire in both activities.

a Joni

A la Eric Hutchinson's new song...

Lesboner

I watched Jessie J's hot new video and got a total Lesboner

Les-Messed

Lesbian and Messed

Ghosthand(ed)/(ing)

"Dropped my car keys but kept Ghosthanding, I swear I Ghosthanded, like, seven times or something silly"

Ghost's go through things, 'nough said.

Gambler's fallacy

My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

Levispes

Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.

John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.

Insanity

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

Internet Explorer

When web pages don't load fast... or ever.

Lag panic

Woah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.