Search results for “embarrassing”

Story-bombed

I was telling everyone about the hilarious time a shark ate my wife but i was completely story-bombed when no-one laughed.

¨You had to be there¨ Novel

And she... ohh haha... hah, you had to be there.

Because when you realize this error, you just excuse it with ¨Oh you had to be there¨

WellTriediosis

you have to have it to understand it

Nameblock

My brain just nameblocked!

Empathy

Kinda

sharebarrassment

oh this poor guy. im so sharebarrassed

fremdschämen

A common expression in Germany. Fremd=strange[r] / schämen=to be ashamed

Brobarrasment

Not again mike! Not tonight! DO NOT Brobrass me!

SymPalthy

"I felt so much sympalthy for him"

Like sympathy for your Pal

Secondhand Embarrassment

It's an embarrassment we feel due to empathy.

Woops Wave

I thought she was waving to me, so I totally gave her a woops wave.

Hellocinating

Wait, is she waiving at me or am i hellocinating?

nod-off

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

Smart-Break

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

ignolisten

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

Stiffy Smuggling

I had to try stiffy smuggling when I got a jolly in gym class

Cumouflage

"Jenny gave me such a big boner in class that I had to pull some sneaky cumouflage."

Impulsive erection disorder

Anyone with this disorder gets an erection anytime with any sort of anxiety or a anxious feeling

tuckbutt

"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"

dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.

Stylon

Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.

(Pronounced like style on.

Panty Nooos

"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."

Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.

wrongpliance

"He acted out of wrongpliance, like getting on a bus mistakenly hailed or not asking again for that nice guys name again but taking him home regardless. Behaviour like that sprung form Berties personal misalliance of bravery and shame."

compliance to wrongness

bus-trapped

Man, I got totally bus-trapped on the 596!