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Ezrazed

Victor was erasing his things off his checklist, but little did he know he was erazing.

Combination of erase and razing.

Blunderbrush

Noun - I tried to erase that word but the other end of my pencil turned out to be a blunderbrush.
Verb - I hope this eraser doesn't blunderbrush my form.

Blunderased

I accidentally blunderased it

Joke choke

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

Pace Conundrum

HOW FAST OR SLOW TO GO????

Hangxiety

I got hangxiety at Disneyland with all the people blocking my way

Quantum Mind Fuck

You know why

Particle Mind Blow

That's it. Self explanatory.

Wet Insight

I just had a wet insight and now I cannot sleep.

Shower Powers

"I do my best thinking in the shower. I think I might have Shower Powers"

Tub Sage Thinking

I know the feeling.

unexpaedeophilic remorse

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

Pedogooglical Research

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

Paedonoia

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

court-thwart

I thought the date went really well, but when I went in the for the goodnight kiss, she court-thwarted me. We wound up doing this awkward hug thing, im not even sure our hips touched.

lip-jection

i got so lip-jected on my date last night.

Hugzone

She wouldn't even kiss me after our first date! Guess I'm in the hugzone...

Speech Jack

I knew what he was going to say so I speak jacked him

Line-jack

My twin brother Fred and I used to line-jack each other constantly.

Sandwich(s)(ed)

Sam and I always sandwich each other - Sam and I sandwiched each other

Frozen reference

Wierdtube

This is Wierdtube

black niggers fuck women rights white supremacy kkk fuck all non white men we should kill all fucking niggers.

Fuck niggers fuck chicken niggers fuck welfare using fucking brown useless piece of shit bags fucking porch monkeys and then fucking women who's goal is to suck cock fucking try to fucking get equal pay for fucking sucking dick.

Faurire

Pronounced: "Fo'-rear"

The culmination of the French 'faux' (false) and 'rire' (to laugh).