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artisadvantaged

By: underscore

"Gavin is so artisadvantaged that he couldn't draw a circle in art class and failed."

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

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Shatterbrick

By: WasabiFire

I had completed everything--I was sure to get an A, until I realized that I wasn't supposed to make a model volcano, I was supposed to write an essay on the history of France. It was a complete shatterbrick, so to speak.

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Force, 10-19-2013:

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Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

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Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

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a buttonfuck

By: boofar

"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"

Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.

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misbutton

By: Kibaro

Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!

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Shirt skew

By: cornpop

"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."

Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up

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DomJackman, 11-4-2013:

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Nostaggravation

By: DomJackman

"I am overcome with a feeling of nostaggravation when I look at my old Facebook posts."

Splices Nostalgia with Aggravation!

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Embarrassing Bookmark

By: Bobcat95

...get it?

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BeastOfTraal, 11-2-2013:

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peequeue

By: BeastOfTraal

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

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urilane

By: XerterX

they ned to go pee in a line

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Dumpline

By: CougarPuma

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

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@zach_jacob21, 11-3-2013:

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ignorage

By: wordreaper

"Every time someone talks about pokemon being satanic, I get ignoraged."

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zenbot, 10-27-2013:

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sQWERTing

By: zenbot

self explanatory I think.

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Vantastic123, 10-20-2013:

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mole searching

By: zenbot

Sorry I'm late, I was totally mole searching for my car keys...of course, they were in my pocket!

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

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to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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