GelatinousGlob, 10-20-2013:

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The Exile Shift

By: Vantastic123

Can you belive it? That lousy company gave me the exile shift!

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Scruffied

By: GelatinousGlob

"Joe has been scruffied back in the storage room for weeks now."

Like Scruffy, you never seem to have anything important to do and usually remain hidden from value or worth.

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Milton

By: RLM

"Milton, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, and I could set the building on fire

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EmiljanQ3, 11-1-2013:

13

Catboarding/ed

By: DaLanimilbus

"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."

Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

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Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

48

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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TakoyakiTea, 11-7-2013:

125

Counter-stalking

By: Chuckwiles

This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him

33

Budapest Tail Check

By: i_love_lamp

I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"

18

counter-surveillance

By: Ccino

An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.

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erinbaz, 10-18-2013:

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Snot-Check

By: superpoweredego

"Thought I had a bloody nose, but the snot-check was clear."

PUN!

9

Mucus-lookis

By: erinbaz

"After sneezing, I did a quick mucus-lookis, but everyone still noticed."

It almost rhymes!

7

litmus wipe

By: DefineMe!

"Sarah grosses me out! Last week she had a sinus infection and was completely obsessed with litmus wiping. If I have to look her gazing at reddish mucus tucked into a matted ball of tissues I'm going to gag."

Blow gently and check intently. The litmus wipe is the perfect nasal barometer.

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

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I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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dfwclick.com, 10-18-2013:

122

Pisscussion

By: dfwclick.com

Some random dude made eye contact with me while pissing and then struck up a pisscussion with me.

27

Streamlining

By: Josh

We had this awkward four way chat going where we were all streamlining.

16

Unacceptable

By: lettersandspaces

Man Law

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dumbconsumer, 10-20-2013:

15

Awkwaducking

By: Sean

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

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LeonsOrtega, 11-13-2013:

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expladict

By: elysecat

"I wanted to tell my brother about how car engines work, but I kept on expladicting myself. He got really confused."

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