avid-highfiver, 10-22-2013:

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Narcosexy

By: ScootBenet

"She tried to talk about us afterwards but I was all narcosexy so I just rolled over and went to sleep."

sounds like narcolepsy, the condition of uncontrollable sleeping BUT has the word sexy in it. Clever huh! don't thank me.

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Kilgore1337, 4-5-2015:

7

Firecheck

By: Kilgore1337

What I call it

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Clevdevian Check

By: Terraform Trent

Clever + Dev.
To check to see if the devs were intelligent to realize fire is painful.
"I wasn't sure if the gigantic furnace would hurt me, so I did a Clevdevian check."

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firedecheck

By: benrat05

fire+dev+check

i did a firedecheck and died 3 secs in game

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

475

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

50

vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

12

Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

118

Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

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Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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jacintafaul, 10-18-2013:

101

SneezeTease

By: Vartex81

"I hate it when I SneezeTease at a meeting, everyone always ask if I'm ok"

Because your sneeze reflexes are trying to embaress you in public

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snope

By: schlaap

Thought a sneeze was coming but I totally snoped.

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Osmanvee, 4-22-2014:

13

Lexical Gap

By: rhydrogen

This is acually the proper term for this scenario.

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Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

171

dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

65

footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

49

skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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boofar, 10-27-2013:

7

beerased

By: bigshape

duuuuuude! i don't remember aaaanything from last night!
Yeah, it's been beerased from your memory, bro!

6

Browning out

By: cornpop

I must have browned out last night. I don't remember the whole night but I can vaguely recall the most epic moments...(Courtesy of It's Always Sunny)

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Peskypeddler, 10-30-2013:

4

Hilled

By: CallyG30

My mum told me to clean my room but I just hilled it all into a corner.

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