Karmic Punching BagBy: Awkward Agent
"I'm so unlucky, I must be God's Karmic Punching Bag."
It is an emotionally powerful phrase to describe terrible luck and misfortune.
Life ClownBy: bobloblaw
Oh man, Sean is such a life clown- he locked himself out the house with no shoes on again.
I can't believe you life clowned that interview the other day.
"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"
Because hobo fights are epic and rare
"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."
Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.
I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.
Web-side GamingBy: AwesoMan3000
I want to complete my Minecraft sugar cane farm, but I'm feeling quite left out today. Mabye some web-side gaming will do?
That party was fun, but now I'm back home all alone playing BF4... I guess I'll keep Facebook open because I'm feeling a strong socialurge.
Social lonerBy: jsh
"I'm Feeling like a Social loner today, lets Play some Minecraft while chatting with my mom"