mansoor, 5-8-2014:

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Classhole

By: mansoor

We were relived that the teacher forgot about our assignment's due date until that classhole reminded her.

(there is always that one kid)

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When the Teacher is Testneisic

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When Mr. Teacher got Testneisic, Patty reminded him.

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

7

Procrastinate

By: CrackerJackal

"I've been procrastinating my homework for geography class, it puts me to sleep!"

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

507

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

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vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

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Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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greymutt, 10-25-2013:

58

unexpaedeophilic remorse

By: Coleman Falcon

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

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Pedogooglical Research

By: Bumfluff

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

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Paedonoia

By: albeedee

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

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ScienceBang, 11-1-2013:

38

Tax-Slap

By: nickj.32

I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.

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Intaxication

By: Penfold

" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."

Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.

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Kobell, 11-1-2013:

28

Joke Magnification

By: tastybunns

I told a joke to my friend bob, and everybody magnified to my joke

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Humor Silence

By: Hafell

Halfway through the joke I was telling Dan I realized that the whole room had gone humor silent and everyone was listening to me.

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Tcrazy, 12-1-2013:

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BrainLag

By: JBentley0207

"Aww man, I went in there for my phone and totally spaced! Don't you just hate Brainlag?"

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mindfield

By: kaza12345678

where you walk in a invisible gap which removes your last task

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BeastOfTraal, 11-2-2013:

119

peequeue

By: BeastOfTraal

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

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urilane

By: XerterX

they ned to go pee in a line

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Dumpline

By: CougarPuma

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

14

cinematografaeces

By: bigshape

I can't believe I missed the bit where goose dies! serious case of cinematografaeces.

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Rebossesion

By: yotansel

I told my friend about this epic game, the next take, rebossesion took hold, HE'S ON THE LEADERBOARDS!

3

transfer of fan level

By: geekydotblue

A longer, formal-er phrase for fan transfer.

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