Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell
Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.