ararp21, 10-31-2013:

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sharebarrassment

By: Golol

oh this poor guy. im so sharebarrassed

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fremdschämen

By: Coleman Falcon

A common expression in Germany. Fremd=strange[r] / schämen=to be ashamed

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Peskypeddler, 10-30-2013:

5

Hilled

By: CallyG30

My mum told me to clean my room but I just hilled it all into a corner.

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

607

Dump n dash

By: Mjtothet

"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"

Because you dump and then you dash

316

Backdoor Dining

By: Kautsch

"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."

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Dirty Tip

By: sanchothefat

"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."

You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…

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apricohtyl, 10-19-2013:

428

Mimeclimb

By: HardAsFeathers

"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"

169

Troll Stomp

By: cbruins22

Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!

44

Cleese-step

By: Moose

"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.

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PeriodPiece, 10-20-2013:

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first world diet

By: internetfriend

After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet

3

Boredom Hunger

By: TheAnswerer

This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.

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Alchemyst, 10-31-2013:

17

Headbread Syndrome

By: Alchemyst

Gingerbread bodies littered the floor of Bob's kitchen, all without heads. Everyone knew he had the dreaded Headbread Syndrome.

7

Gingerbrutal

By: Adovanlk

Gingerbrutality in childhood may result in mental illnes later in life.

3

decapitatyum

By: uggh

decapitation but with the word yum, ingenious I know

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GF74, 10-24-2013:

5

Jive Turkey

By: CoalAtoms

John is such a jive turkey: He has no clue how to solve that problem.

2

Then your friends mix up your Rubik's Cube.

By: persom

^

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Podyceck, 10-31-2013:

39

Elewaitor

By: Albinoghost

"Aw, look at that kind Elewaitor, being all open and stuff!

1

Convenienvator

By: Podyceck

I got here quickly because there was a convenievator in the lobby.

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beeseegee, 10-19-2013:

11

Premature Passulation

By: AMP

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

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