The ele-funk in the roomBy: compostmentis
How does Clive not notice the ele-funk in this room?
An indescribable smell that people who linger in it cannot smell themselves. ex. Cindy noticed the recouse smell as she walked into Deborah's house.
it's like a selfie when you take a picture of yourself but this is your smellfie your own self in a smell.
in a sentence: "oh man your smellfie is quite horrible"
Digital ClockblockeryBy: VictorsMod
When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
"I had to go to the bathroom but the show was still on so i wiz-risked it and succeeded."
you gotta risk the time waiting for whatever you're doing.
I had to piss so bad I FlushRushed the last 3 questions on that midterm.
pee pauseBy: tocaface
I need to finish this game i have to have a pee pause
Swiss Tank AccountBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
Sorry I had to leave you at the bar so suddenly last night. After that last pangalactic gargleblaster I needed to get home before my Swiss Tank Account was audited.
booze brewingBy: AnnaBanana
Three irish carbombs in a row... I'm only booze brewing right now but I'll be seven shades of shitfaced within the hour.
Downed PaymentBy: ScootBenet
"I could feel the downed payment of my future drunkeness sloshing 'bout me innards."
a play on downpayment, a deposit toward a future transaction and the act of downing a drink
Waddle DawdleBy: ActivePudding
I was trying to get past that kid in the hallway, but we ended up Waddle Dawdleing
Quoting: "The jig-like dance two people unwittingly perform when approaching eachother on the sidewalk, each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction, then back in the other direction."
--original source unknown
Dance TranceBy: IaMmEgeek