abaday789, 11-4-2013:

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Doormat

By: Second sub!

Honestly, this is a preview of most of your social interactions.

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Jane-don't

By: bakedbooty42

Like the general name, Jane Doe...

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ignore-the-fact-that-they-just-called-me-by-the-wrong-name

By: Gerry

Both Bob and Valerie called me "Jerry" again on accident so I just ignored-the-fact-that-they-just-called-me-by-the-wrong-name.

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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Bobberbox, 11-2-2013:

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snough

By: BeastOfTraal

"The combination of the dust blowing around in the air and my cold really made me have to snough. "

portmanteau of cough and sneeze

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Airway Flush

By: Burritozi11a

The act of expelling everything within your throat and sinus passages in one single, explosive sneeze=cough combo. Great for you: now you can breathe! Not so great for the person immediately in front of you.

4

Ceeze

By: AwesoMan3000

The ridiculous amount of sawdust made me ceeze.

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RevertantCow, 11-1-2013:

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Premassing

By: Zensei

"North Korea, once again, premassed their military force. "

Gathering troops before an attack. Prefix 'pre' and massing of soldiers.

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Thursday

By: NeedForSleep

"Thursday has happened in North Korea again."

It happens alot.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Dust bowl

By: scrobot

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

8

Sigh and dry

By: AnnaBanana

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

6

melancowy

By: ronsmilo

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

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speratic, 10-18-2013:

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nubbinating

By: toasty

Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.

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dysonychophily

By: Coleman Falcon

"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."

Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.

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de-Frenching

By: readmush

"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."

When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.

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Kilgore1337, 4-5-2015:

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Firecheck

By: Kilgore1337

What I call it

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Clevdevian Check

By: Terraform Trent

Clever + Dev.
To check to see if the devs were intelligent to realize fire is painful.
"I wasn't sure if the gigantic furnace would hurt me, so I did a Clevdevian check."

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firedecheck

By: benrat05

fire+dev+check

i did a firedecheck and died 3 secs in game

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

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nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

1

Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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