"Sorry about the thought-talk about licking the sledgehammer. Dave. Was thinking about Miley Cyrus for a bit."
When a thought turns into talk, without any build-up
"Sorry, I must have been thunking about rotten potatoes. What were we talking about,"
Because, It's funky, and you're thinking.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"
Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.
Latch LookingBy: thatguyybrian
I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.
Cos I like harry potter
Damnit AllBy: al3x_jonsey
"I was writing a paper and I didn't want to start another page but that one word just Damnit Alled it."
Morbidly Obese Baby that you cant push outBy: sindlepill
"I tried to have a morbidly obese baby that you cant push out on top of my essay"
I totally lexishoved the word "banana" while I was writing my essay yesterday.