Turtle, 11-1-2013:

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Steamrolled

By: Cam

"I just got Assasin's Creed 3 last week, but I got steamrolled when i found out it's on sale for half off!"

Steamrolled. Steam. Yeah.

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BKbuddy, 9-23-2013:

761

Heyman

By: bri

"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "

Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."

129

John D'oh

By: DonGaspacho

After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.

44

Heymate

By: Cunt

"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"

As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.

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Guy_Yome, 11-6-2013:

33

Showprise

By: Rsdff

Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.

13

Roomated

By: Ljcr2000

When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water

1

Showertrolled

By: dinoboy8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST GOT SHOWERTROLLED!

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Scoot_Benet, 10-21-2013:

11

Forgeturbate

By: PotatoPotahto

"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."

"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."

You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.

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65

Fart train

By: keerin

I rode the fart train while running for the bus this morning, it was hilarious!

37

Fart & Dart

By: willzmarler

"If you ever have problems with wind, go for a run, and do a quick Fart & Dart!"

29

Crop Dusting

By: lettersandspaces

you know

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AwesoMan3000, 11-2-2013:

9

The Sir Effect

By: RandomTroll

"Joe and Simon were totally be sirs. Suddenly, Joe had the urge to kick Simon."

Cuz, sirring.

5

Falcon fantasy

By: boofar

because FALCON KICK

1

Spartakick!!!

By: Ironmech

This is sparta!

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DrChilliPepper, 10-18-2013:

51

Acroname

By: EESevs

"What the hell does QT stand for?"
"It's the acroname for cutie, duh."

It is both the acronym and sounds like the name of the word, and is therefore its acroname.

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AwesoMan3000, 1-28-2014:

25

Recover Lag

By: Meaningful

When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.

2

reflexiclick

By: mscottveach

I've got incredible reflexiclicks; I can misclick two or three times and still bring it home to papa.

2

Quick Click

By: Pabloman

"He's got the fastest quick click in the wild wild web"

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