PotatoPotahto, 10-19-2013:

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snuggle struggle

By: snowy

No one wins a snuggle struggle

13

Bed Gravity

By: lettersandspaces

I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me

12

Carbonite Syndrome

By: Tom Foolery

"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "

Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.

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Deadend197, 10-31-2013:

3

Can'tibalism

By: Nyhtian

I hate wearing my hair down because of can'tibalism.

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apricohtyl, 10-19-2013:

428

Mimeclimb

By: HardAsFeathers

"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"

169

Troll Stomp

By: cbruins22

Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!

44

Cleese-step

By: Moose

"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.

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zeb decatur, 10-19-2013:

334

Instagret

By: Mjtothet

"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"

Because hobo fights are epic and rare

18

Hesitography

By: dlandes

"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."

Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.

1

Concert-Worriedness

By: persom

I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.

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acoustic_phil, 10-20-2013:

13

Procrastarelating

By: acoustic_phil

I was supposed to be researching time travel, but was procrastarelating about H.G. Wells instead

7

Approxstinating

By: Mojave

I was Approxstinating my research on the layers of the sun with black holes.

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doerteDev, 10-21-2013:

15

unlick

By: doerteDev

I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.

13

clickspension

By: gg bro gg

A mix of "click" and "Suspension".

"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"

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Forget me not click

By: 12345689

Drag to the corner and forget it happened

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

8

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

114

Rockblocking

By: albeedee

We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...

28

schoolyard stalemate

By: bri

"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "

Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.

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dumbconsumer, 10-20-2013:

15

Awkwaducking

By: Sean

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

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