Dutch Alarm ClockBy: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."
Like Dutch oven.
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.
slumber rumblerBy: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.
Awk WalkBy: CustardCream
Even though Jimmy had just stormed out the room because he had a huge argument with his wife about having to do his accounts tonight and so would be unable to go out like he promised, he had to take the awk walk back into the room to get his account documents
"He came back in because he forget his car keys. That must've been embaremember"
Because it's embarrassing to come back in after doing something really mean.