Vantastic123, 10-20-2013:

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warmgasmic

By: Slayerzxx

those warm pants are warmgasmic

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Warmth Wave

By: eightbitsamurai

I put on some pants that I just got out of the dryer, the warmth wave that came with it was amazing.

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Pantgasm

By: Diretooth

"When I put on my freshly dried pants, I had a pantgasm."

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hathawaydj1, 12-3-2013:

5

Drive-By Theater

By: Burritozi11a

It's like a "drive-in movie theater", except not like that at all.

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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Bet lag

By: ForecastOak72

My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.

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Post Bet-Mortem

By: dlandes

"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"

Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.

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betgony

By: BeezerB

"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."

Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.

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Midnight crisis

By: saurak

My day was going great, by 7:00am I learned about five nights at Freddy's and played it. I made a foolish Midnight crisis because I had an awful night full of being paranoid that animatronics wanted my blood.

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Knipster, 10-19-2013:

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Sumbitard

By: apricohtyl

"This submitard will submit as stupid thing he thinks of."

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Inside Joke

By: Ancel3

I asked if there was a word for this, but all I got were inside jokes...

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Poserpost

By: barryw

Too many people are leaving poserposts to amuse themselves or make them look clever

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SketchMix, 10-20-2013:

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Pyrrhic dick

By: DefineMe!

"Ever since the night Millie got wasted and slept with Greg, Jamie has sworn to destroy the man. I'm surprised he hasn't contemplated cold blooded murder. Jamie is such a Pyrrhic dick! Did you know he lost his job at Red Robin? The shift manager caught him spitting on the burger Greg ordered."

A combination of the classic term and a bit of contemporary lingo.

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Spite

By: artfulrodger

"Don't cut off your nose to spite your face"

Because that's what it really means

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Springered

By: schlaap

He hated her so much for cheating on him, he Springered her on a talk show and didn't even care that all of his coworkers would see it.

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erinbaz, 10-18-2013:

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Snot-Check

By: superpoweredego

"Thought I had a bloody nose, but the snot-check was clear."

PUN!

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Mucus-lookis

By: erinbaz

"After sneezing, I did a quick mucus-lookis, but everyone still noticed."

It almost rhymes!

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litmus wipe

By: DefineMe!

"Sarah grosses me out! Last week she had a sinus infection and was completely obsessed with litmus wiping. If I have to look her gazing at reddish mucus tucked into a matted ball of tissues I'm going to gag."

Blow gently and check intently. The litmus wipe is the perfect nasal barometer.

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drakethatsme, 10-31-2013:

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Steaking point

By: ScienceBang

"Man, I need a better knife to reach the steaking point on this loin."

Breaking point is used for how much force something can stand before breaking, steak is a meat that sounds like break, pun explained.

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Steaking point

By: ScienceBang

"Man, I need a better knife to reach the steaking point on this loin."

Breaking point is used for how much force something can stand before breaking, steak is a meat that sounds like break, pun explained.

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