It was very disgusting when I squeezed the ketchup bottle and the sauceplasma went all over my hot dogs!
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When I squeezed the mustard bottle too hard, it started spurting out disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea, so I decided to just throw out the stupid hot dog.
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
"Don't come too close buddie, let's leave some buffer between us."
Space PlaceBy: crystalraven
I left a space place between myself and a seedy guy on the train.
demilitarized zoneBy: jvisits
I was in the library, at the same table as smelly Billy from Econ class. I had to set up a demilitarized zone to avoid dying from the stench so I dropped my books on the one chair between us.
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
Being the Hero of CantonBy: TheSquid
"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."
The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.
Et super caput eiusBy: JetTheGuy
That is latin for "over the head".
(P.S. I do it all the time.)