hunsbct, 10-19-2013:

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monoclothed

By: Lolza

I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?

17

everwear

By: schlaap

Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.

If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.

4

Bachelor Uniform

By: DefineMe!

"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."

We've all been there.

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Targeted Advertising

By: ShootThePoop

Seriously

0

Intellivertising

By: wordwriter75

The computer knew I did research on something, so it figured that I might want to buy it. Then there were advertisements everywhere for it, it was totally intellivertising !

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newusername, 10-18-2013:

379

stallmate

By: miles

I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.

183

Shituation

By: Phegan

I see we have arrived at a shituation

98

Mexican poop-off

By: jayboloni

I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

312

itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

126

Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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codesoda, 10-18-2013:

5

Do the whitest sheep.

By: Bongbath

"It was my dad's birthday, so i did the whitest sheep and bought him the erotic videogame he wanted. Everyone approved."

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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

153

reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

136

backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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boldxfresh, 10-27-2013:

13

jawkward (joke+awkward)

By: Lolza

I cracked my best joke but it was a jawkward movement when icy silence and no laughs met me.

0

comidic bronze

By: awesomegeek

It was open mike night but I only came up with comidic bronze.

0

Cricket Noise

By: ninjaofdeath24II

'Jon said such a bad joke that I think I heard a cricket noise.'

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

451

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

43

vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

12

Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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aristarkhos, 10-23-2013:

7

Mousecle Memory

By: Pussy Watermelon

Since I'm used to using a desktop and mouse for work, my mousecle memory screws me up when I need to use the trackpad on my laptop.

3

mousillusion

By: wahle509

Whenever I use my laptop I get mousillusion.

3

Phantom Mouse

By: joshsuson

I always suffer from phantom mouse. I'm constantly reaching to the side even though I'm on a laptop.

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jman2454, 11-1-2013:

6

Cuttafuck

By: Gigidggigidggigidg

Man I got so exited I just cuttafucked.

3

Faz

By: bne

"I was about to eat my steak, but I fazzed!"

Food Spaz

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