I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?
Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.
If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.
Bachelor UniformBy: DefineMe!
"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."
We've all been there.
I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.
I see we have arrived at a shituation
Mexican poop-offBy: jayboloni
I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
jawkward (joke+awkward)By: Lolza
I cracked my best joke but it was a jawkward movement when icy silence and no laughs met me.
comidic bronzeBy: awesomegeek
It was open mike night but I only came up with comidic bronze.
Cricket NoiseBy: ninjaofdeath24II
'Jon said such a bad joke that I think I heard a cricket noise.'
Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".
Mousecle MemoryBy: Pussy Watermelon
Since I'm used to using a desktop and mouse for work, my mousecle memory screws me up when I need to use the trackpad on my laptop.
Whenever I use my laptop I get mousillusion.
Phantom MouseBy: joshsuson
I always suffer from phantom mouse. I'm constantly reaching to the side even though I'm on a laptop.