Premature ResuscitationBy: sobrietypolice
"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."
morning terrorsBy: hoverkraft
I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.
Wake 'n FlakeBy: ronsmilo
I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.
dust horizonBy: rexwarneford
"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Duster's Last StandBy: miles
Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell
"Great, my wife is going on a business trip. Party-of-One for me this week. :) :( "
I just peed in the sink because I'm on a wifecation
unchaperonityBy: Coleman Falcon
He felt an immense unchaperonity after the vicar left. What was he to do now that there was no reason to hide his affections? The excitement had fades with the danger of being found out.