"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "
Stole it from urbandictionary
Even if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.
Paul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator
unexpaedeophilic remorseBy: Coleman Falcon
When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical ResearchBy: Bumfluff
"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
Emancipation AccelerationBy: negatron
"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom roomBy: stanislav224819
Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
rush hour reliefBy: nuclearkumquat
Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.