BrunchSpecial, 10-18-2013:

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cold fingers

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

Don't get cold fingers on me, what were you just typing?

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iGhosting

By: ifandelse

"Dude, I know you saw my texts earlier because I caught your iGhosting when I was looking at our chat."

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

9

cinematografaeces

By: bigshape

I can't believe I missed the bit where goose dies! serious case of cinematografaeces.

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themanbat, 9-12-2013:

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Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

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Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

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Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lock-Block

By: burgioc8989

"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."

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Pre-pull

By: DTNightmarecinema

"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"

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Pullocking

By: Hydrox24

"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"

It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.

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langstrom, 11-11-2013:

5

Douching-it-out

By: csr0897

I saw these two guys at the gym, they were both totally douching-it-out with each other.

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Stillo, 11-2-2013:

16

Auto-Opinion

By: Mattvdn

I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.

7

Dreamer's Disease

By: HEYYO!

"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "

it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.

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Dream Haze

By: rubberduckzilla2

"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"

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KaaSerpent, 11-3-2013:

5

Intellectual self-removal

By: Trojanx

Those people were so stupid I had to perform an intellectual self-removal.

4

Reputation Shield

By: AtlantisqueenX

Oh my god, that guy that I was about to meet listens to Coldplay. I better put up my reputation shield.

4

instashun

By: Cathy20

When that kid made a strange noise and drooled, I automatically instashunned hiim.

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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Dutch Alarm Clock

By: Xtofer

"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."

Like Dutch oven.

51

Fartle

By: fieldhockey44

I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.

25

slumber rumbler

By: Nickp788

Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.

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AFC92, 11-2-2013:

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Infinitypo

By: keeganwh

"I accidentally wrote "fart" instead of "art" in that email to my teacher this morning and didn't realize until I had sent it. It was a total infinitypo."

Infinity + typo = infinitypo

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