CSoubs, 11-5-2013:

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Stalkquaintance

By: Pringeersh

I dont really know that girl, she is just a stalkquaintance"

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Fairy Stalkmother

By: jimmy_g

'I have a feeling my Fairy Stalkmother is watching me...'

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the_peddant, 10-28-2013:

4

out on parole

By: loresjoberg

"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."

3

Precrastination

By: waffledoctor87

Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

259

the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

132

poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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AwesoMan3000, 11-2-2013:

40

Lucky

By: E

It's pretty self-explanatory... :P

17

Power up!

By: RandomTroll

"It was noon of St Patrick's Day and Jeremy had yet to find anything green. Finally he had found an old, discolored clover shirt. He had a power up!"

You know, how it relates to gaming and the real world.

3

Lucktastical

By: Whotalia

Like lucky, but with pizzazz! Ex: Feliciano felt lucktastical when he found a four leaf clover in his backyard.

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Hurrycane

By: StarfishSlasher

Stop being such a hurrycane. Pressing this button that often won't help it.

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Waitaholic

By: wordwriter75

My brother is such a waitaholic, when we go downtown, he never gives the street crossing buttons a rest.

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

50

Threadfellows

By: Josh

After she caught me trying on her underwear we became great threadfellows

20

Dress Mates

By: ginger

I used to hate her guts, but now we're Dress Mates!

19

Vesties

By: Apo

"Sarah is so stylish! I'm glad we're close enough to be vesties."

The Latin "vestire," meaning "to clothe," combined with the modern slang "besties" for "best friends."

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Vantastic123, 10-20-2013:

9

mole searching

By: zenbot

Sorry I'm late, I was totally mole searching for my car keys...of course, they were in my pocket!

5

Peripherising

By: errlloyd

"I couldn't find it because I was peripherising instead of just focussing on where it probably would be. "

Not looking straight in front of you, looking to either side. Makes sense.

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

81

Dutch Alarm Clock

By: Xtofer

"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."

Like Dutch oven.

47

Fartle

By: fieldhockey44

I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.

23

slumber rumbler

By: Nickp788

Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.

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VictorsMod, 11-10-2013:

6

air bombing

By: waltonky

"The seat was so nasty I had to air bomb it in there."

2

Hovercrap

By: Aesop3

Those interested in their immune system should hovercrap to avoid stranger splash back.

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WombatKing, 11-1-2013:

5

Story-bombed

By: Homicidal_duck

I was telling everyone about the hilarious time a shark ate my wife but i was completely story-bombed when no-one laughed.

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