That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.
"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"
Because I'm drunk.
The Male Shockwave EffectBy: dashofdisco
The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.
"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."
It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)
No KnowBy: thatguyybrian
Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.
"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."
I think I just overwatched... again. Enough internet for today!
Surfer's CatharsisBy: zingiber
Many who fall victim to languorous self-gratification on the internet, clicking whichever thumbnail appeals most to the torpid mind, are faced with the sudden and striking surfer's catharsis.
"I am done" EffectBy: Yuri
Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.
I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.
The "You again?" EffectBy: AwesoMan3000
I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.
Sleep JerkBy: Goldfishfarts
Happens when you trip or fall in a dream and jerk yourself awake.
Waken DreamBy: Bobcat95
When you wake from a dream when a sudden movement happens.
RemfusionBy: See gos
When your brain suddenly thinks your dream is actually a real experience when you're about to have any sort of injury in your dream (you always wake up before getting any sort of injury)