"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.
flushroom cloudBy: robben
"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"
A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion
Dirty BidetBy: AdmiralJowlins
My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.
Emancipation AccelerationBy: negatron
"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom roomBy: stanislav224819
Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
rush hour reliefBy: nuclearkumquat
Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.
cibus/food pressureBy: geekydotblue
(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.