Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.
Erection CampaignBy: YoloSnapbackSwag
Looks like I have to start my Erection Campaign if I want some of that guy
rooster chaseBy: DefineMe!
"It's been eight weeks and my rooster chase to win Tyler's heart has gone nowhere. Maybe I should just give up. But how can I ignore his marble carved chest? I just want to jump his bones."
A rooster chase is a quick game of darting compliments and dashing sensibilities.
"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."
Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.
depth probeBy: hoverkraft
I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.