Charistae, 10-18-2013:

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Serendipity

By: sanchothefat

"Can't believe how serendipitous the "I'm feeling lucky" button on google is sometimes"

This is actually a sensible answer. Because that's what it means.

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Cosguided

By: anonymn2

"I wasn't sure about taking a trip to Las Vegas, until I saw an ad and felt cosguided."

Cosmic-Guidance

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

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A wet one

By: NAMERAX

He farted but it sounded like a wet one.

4

The Most Dangerous Game

By: Rekwiiem

"Last night I thought I had to fart, but then it turned out to be The Most Dangerous Game!"

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

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Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

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vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

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Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

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Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

41

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

22

Synconversation

By: superinternet

"We had a syncoversation the other day about next weekend and the avengers movie. "

synchronic conversation

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dfwclick.com, 10-19-2013:

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Booger Buster

By: dfwclick.com

"I promise I was just scratching my nose!"
"Whatever dude, I totally booger busted you!"

4

Federal Bogey Inspection

By: weavin

Federal Bogey Inspection in the silver honda behind.

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simkk, 11-5-2013:

14

Cap Trap

By: JoePaynis

Apple turned out 'PPLE'....FLIPPIN CAP TRAP!

7

Lock block

By: Mew

I went to hit a, but I ended up lock blocked.

3

Capcident

By: AwesoMan3000

Sorry BOUT the capcident the other day... God bloody DAMNIT

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wapogal, 11-1-2013:

10

The process of uglimination

By: Topioisomerase

"using the process of uglimination, I narrowed it down to this one selfie. I still look terrible though. i should probably stop taking selfies."

Bad genes is all, its not your fault

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pufferwhale, 10-18-2013:

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chatsplat

By: decidedly

Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.

6

doiterfugen

By: pufferwhale

"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."

It's all German sounding.

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sprittle

By: Coleman Falcon

Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.

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stanz250, 11-2-2013:

10

Aid rage

By: Sumguy

I've gotten too much aid rage recently...I'm the only one actually paying attention in class, knowing the answer, and yet the teacher CLEARLY doesn't see me.

5

Snape-Granger Effect

By: Cathy20

When I was the only one to raise my hand to answer the question, the teacher initiated the Snape-Granger effect on me.

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Terminal56, 6-11-2014:

7

Testithy

By: Snakey642

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

1

Pity Dick

By: dctrhu

"I just saw Aran get nailed in the nuts and I got total pity dick"
Also, "Pity Slit", for when women see other women injure their vaginas and have the same feeling.

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