Public MasturbationBy: Infadale
"Dude did you see that guy? He was acting like public masturbation is nothing!"
Because that's what it is.
al bundyBy: TheMuseLuci
"I wasn't thinking and al bundy'd in the classroom."
in "married with children" the main character al bundy often sticks his hand in his pants when comfortable.
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.
A drive-by sky-fryBy: nassan
Cat: "When I was driving cross country last week, I got a terrible sunburn from sitting in the passenger's seat all day."
Nathan: "Oh, you mean you got a drive-by sky-fry?"
Cat: "Nathan, that was dumb."
Nathan: "But admit it, you like it."
Oh, men, I drove 1347 miles and I got car-bonized.
Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.
Morning HazeBy: titihood
In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.
"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"
That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee
I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.
post-procrastinatory chagrinBy: pentatonic
I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.
20/20 sweat-regretBy: readmush
"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."
"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.