That Glasshole took a video of me during sex!
"That Glasshat won't stop recording, even when we're in the strip club. "
Great alternative to glasshole when in need of a derivative.
The idea that when you’re on a diet, any calories you eat after midnight that day don’t count.
"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"
It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews
"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"
I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling
kinflockBy: Define Me!
"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."
Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?
Then "kinflock" is the word for you.
Headbread SyndromeBy: Alchemyst
Gingerbread bodies littered the floor of Bob's kitchen, all without heads. Everyone knew he had the dreaded Headbread Syndrome.
Gingerbrutality in childhood may result in mental illnes later in life.
decapitation but with the word yum, ingenious I know
You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.
I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.
I see we have arrived at a shituation
Mexican poop-offBy: jayboloni
I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!
cibus/food pressureBy: geekydotblue
(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.