nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Empasweatic

By: bustajonesgavin

"Watching those mountain climbers without safety harnesses is making me so empasweatic right now!"

It's a combination of "empathetic" and "sweat". :)

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Monkey palms

By: i_love_lamp

"The video of that crazy Russian kid climbing on the crane gave me monkey palms"

monkeys swing from trees and probably evolved some kind of reflex like this so they grip the vines or branches better

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high-place phenomenon

By: anonymn2

Not trying to be a dick, but this term created by Jennifer Hames of Florida State University explains a lot about our sensory responses to high places.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

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Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

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Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

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dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

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footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

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skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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Peskypeddler, 10-30-2013:

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Hilled

By: CallyG30

My mum told me to clean my room but I just hilled it all into a corner.

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

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flubhug

By: thorax

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

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Hugshake

By: HenchPenguin

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

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@zach_jacob21, 11-3-2013:

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ignorage

By: wordreaper

"Every time someone talks about pokemon being satanic, I get ignoraged."

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

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shartist

By: beta

"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"

Shit - artist

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Brownsky

By: Mjtothet

That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall

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Bumchutneyed

By: Das

"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."

Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.

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ADG

By: cyrus

Attention Deficit Gamer

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Degame

By: Newton

"Every time I start playing a new RPG, I degame it in a few days."

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Sephiroth's Wrath

By: compostmentis

I really wanted to complete the game but I was feeling Sephiroth's Wrath

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Mental Playlist Amnesia

By: SqueekyBeanz

When you build up a playlist in your mind, then you forget completely what you were going to watch.

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