a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
"I have an earworm, I can't get that song out of my head."
Reminds me of Checkov in StarTrek 2. (Just saying...)
Song WedgieBy: kdtrew
Have you heard Avicii's new track? Mon, total song wedgie roysh there.
"My mindtrack is driving me crazy. It's just 'Dance With Me' over and over and over."
It's a combination of "mind" and "soundtrack."
Dump n dashBy: Mjtothet
"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"
Because you dump and then you dash
Backdoor DiningBy: Kautsch
"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."
Dirty TipBy: sanchothefat
"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."
You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…
This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him
Budapest Tail CheckBy: i_love_lamp
I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"
An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.