RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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roblamb98, 10-23-2013:

6

Noiseover

By: ZzyzxAvian

"That's enough noiseover. Now, please let the speaker talk."

1

Embaruption

By: Ftdmike

Sorry for the embaruption it won't happen again.

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newusername, 10-18-2013:

314

stallmate

By: miles

I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.

149

Shituation

By: Phegan

I see we have arrived at a shituation

85

Mexican poop-off

By: jayboloni

I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!

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underscore, 11-1-2013:

6

Classhole

By: awesome32

Tom was a ral classhole when he told the math teacher to remember to give us a take home test

1

Classcrap

By: cthamster

He classcrapped on all of us yesterday... Ended up with extra...

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

1016

Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

1

Creepervert

By: AASantaRosa

Gil felt like a real creepervert at the PTA meeting when he realized his daughter's principle was someone he secretly bookmarked on Facebook.

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The No Shit Shuffle

By: duncansdad

God, I finally met Shaun's new girlfriend last night and after seeing all his posts about her, I was doing the No Shit Shuffle with her all night waiting to find out something I didn't already know.

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Dave, 10-18-2013:

19

restfallen

By: thorax

I was having the time of my life, but then I woke up. I was absolutely restfallen.

4

Dreamfalling

By: dashofdisco

I totally dreamfell while building an awesome giant airship.

0

Hellyeah-drained

By: ManxIdioticity

To have something good happen or obtaining something you want, only to lose it

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

549

Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

108

Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

16

Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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Superwholock, 12-16-2013:

3

Demon dash

By: sentmode

Yo what the fuck was that?
Thats Chris demon dashing up the stairs.

1

Fearsprint.

By: calo

``Why did you come upsairs really fast? Were you fearsprinting``
``No, no, I am not scared``

1

Fearstorm

By: MashStash

"Dam, i had a Fearstorm in my head. I just thougt something would chase me!"

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