nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

1098

Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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Alexutzu2212, 12-8-2013:

50

Pace Race

By: sentmode

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

10

Mindracing

By: bob_lop

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

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JoePaynis, 11-5-2013:

8

Pointer Spasm

By: BigfootBeto

"I had a pointer spasm the other day, and I looked ridiculous."

Because it looks like you have a spasm trying to find the pointer.

3

Lost Pointer Spasm Syndrome

By: Spartachilles

After going away from my computer, I had a bout of Lost Pointer Spasm Syndrome.

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BALLS, 9-12-2013:

56

Gropening

By: Ant

"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"

Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.

6

Latch Looking

By: thatguyybrian

I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.

3

fumbledoor

By: meker

Cos I like harry potter

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whymeb, 11-1-2013:

6

drawnial

By: muli

draw+denial
"I had a great picture in my had, but I had drawnial and couldn't draw it."

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calabris, 10-18-2013:

145

Sidewalk Tango

By: Nefarious

We were both trying to make space for the other, we ended up doing the sidewalk tango.

69

Concrete Quickstep

By: loriell86

"In an attempt to avoid each other, the ex-couple performed the 'Concrete Quickstep' outside the restaurant."

it's an 'avoid' 'dance'

2

Synchronized Shuffle

By: HWExtreme

I was walking down the street, but there was a guy in front of me so I tried to clear space for him. Then, we both got caught in a synchronized shuffle.

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VinceCgto, 5-4-2015:

4

Variablock

By: Bequliimxv

After Using up every letter, every number from 1-100, and every animal he could think of, Bill started suffering from variablock

1

Myvartosis

By: caharkness

When you are looking for reasons not to name your variable `myvar1` and `myvar2`, you are experiencing myvartosis.

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Erigoth, 11-21-2013:

10

Game raped

By: Kimpes

man, i just got game raped on WarZ

1

Gamefooled

By: optree

I was gamefooled with call of duty black ops

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