N-CHAN, 10-19-2013:

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Math Wrath

By: imaginarygrace

"My Calculus homework is giving me Math Wrath."

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Metric Malice

By: Zyphon

"I had so many math questions that I found myself experiencing Metric Malice. "

Pun / play on tonnes

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Number Wang

By: NumberWang

That's Number Wang

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Sosotora, 11-8-2013:

3

The ele-funk in the room

By: compostmentis

How does Clive not notice the ele-funk in this room?

2

Recouse

By: Drewbutt_

An indescribable smell that people who linger in it cannot smell themselves. ex. Cindy noticed the recouse smell as she walked into Deborah's house.

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smellfie

By: blob

it's like a selfie when you take a picture of yourself but this is your smellfie your own self in a smell.

in a sentence: "oh man your smellfie is quite horrible"

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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

140

reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

121

backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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oermens, 11-7-2013:

85

Digital Clockblockery

By: VictorsMod

When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.

60

Timefuck

By: Rsdff

I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.

26

Clocknesia

By: Tcrazy

I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!

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Moonman, 11-4-2013:

9

wiz-risk

By: Joshcr9

"I had to go to the bathroom but the show was still on so i wiz-risked it and succeeded."

you gotta risk the time waiting for whatever you're doing.

3

FlushRush

By: JoePaynis

I had to piss so bad I FlushRushed the last 3 questions on that midterm.

1

pee pause

By: tocaface

I need to finish this game i have to have a pee pause

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langstrom, 10-19-2013:

85

Swiss Tank Account

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

Sorry I had to leave you at the bar so suddenly last night. After that last pangalactic gargleblaster I needed to get home before my Swiss Tank Account was audited.

22

booze brewing

By: AnnaBanana

Three irish carbombs in a row... I'm only booze brewing right now but I'll be seven shades of shitfaced within the hour.

8

Downed Payment

By: ScootBenet

"I could feel the downed payment of my future drunkeness sloshing 'bout me innards."

a play on downpayment, a deposit toward a future transaction and the act of downing a drink

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LegoC97, 11-11-2013:

3

Waddle Dawdle

By: ActivePudding

I was trying to get past that kid in the hallway, but we ended up Waddle Dawdleing

1

Indecisijig

By: aww

Quoting: "The jig-like dance two people unwittingly perform when approaching eachother on the sidewalk, each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction, then back in the other direction."
--original source unknown

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Dance Trance

By: IaMmEgeek

:))))))

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