He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.
As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest
You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.
Bum RushBy: Drexl
"When I saw the smelly guy that usually hangs around 1st and Wilson I broke out into a bum rush."
Because a homeless individual is sometimes called a bum (derogatory), and an increase in speed can be called a rush.
"When I saw him coming toward me, I Usain Bolted outta there #nohobo."
Speed walk of shameBy: Zuzu
"As I walked down the road, I noticed a homeless person's gaze land upon me, and I began the dreaded speed walk of shame."