MendaciBy: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!
I believe "fiance" is derived from the French for "betrothed" which is a variation of "to promise." Since there is no direct antonym, I thought I might back it up a bit more and take a note from the latin origin of "fiance" which is "to trust." Thought the best antonym then, for a soon-to-be divorced person would be from the Latin "Mendacium." A lie.
Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
Hunger gamesBy: hellointernet
Out now on DVD and Bluray
"Uhhhh... what is the pizzamath on this last slice here guys?"
Pizzamath can be used in so many different ways that it begins to take on the meaning of all INTERNAL and PERSONAL equations we make as hungry human beings, specifically when pizza is involved.
Pizza PerilBy: Torrigan
That last slice is in major Pizza Peril
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell
Web-side GamingBy: AwesoMan3000
I want to complete my Minecraft sugar cane farm, but I'm feeling quite left out today. Mabye some web-side gaming will do?
That party was fun, but now I'm back home all alone playing BF4... I guess I'll keep Facebook open because I'm feeling a strong socialurge.
Non-solus Internet GamingBy: iamatotalgeek
I'm so lonely that I've resorted to Non-solus Internet Gaming