After a couple of drinks and a few bad jokes, our discussion quickly turned into a half-hour punversation.
Because someone always works in the "just for the halibut" pun, somehow.
"Reddit is nothing but pun threads and memes."Because everyone on Reddit thinks they're hilarious.
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" when I saw it I had an emotionsplosion."Because it's an explosion of emotion.
I feel so hu-mane in times of great achievement.
"I'm excited! No, I'm anxious! No, I'm nervous! No, I'm happy! No, I'm sad!
I think I have an omni-motion..."The 'omni' syllable means combinations. So, if you combine that syllable with the word 'emotion', you get 'omni-motion'.
"Other than her snowballing me, the sex was great."It's the actual term, look it up.
My girlfriend gave me a Multi-Tool last night. There was sparks and semen on the bed.
I was talking with my coworker and went bolk.
Yeah, he told me left and everything but of course, I had to fashionably wait for the fashionably late...
"I was supposed to meet Geoff hours ago - unfortunately he's been in arse-neutral all day."It's the only logical starting state for getting one's arse into gear.
I thought he was going to come on time, but he was just having his own Tardy-Party.
This word already existed!
Read it backwards
"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission
"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.
The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.
I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.
I got an Urinasm while relieving myself.
"I was takin a leak and I got hit with a Cold Sprinkler"just reminds me of a lawn sprinkler.. and its cold.... so yeah
"I just Pivered"You shivered while you were peeing
I totally just had Peefeel when I walked in there.
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