"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"
"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.
Dreamer's DiseaseBy: HEYYO!
"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "
it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.
Dream HazeBy: rubberduckzilla2
"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"
Intellectual self-removalBy: Trojanx
Those people were so stupid I had to perform an intellectual self-removal.
Reputation ShieldBy: AtlantisqueenX
Oh my god, that guy that I was about to meet listens to Coldplay. I better put up my reputation shield.
When that kid made a strange noise and drooled, I automatically instashunned hiim.
Dutch Alarm ClockBy: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."
Like Dutch oven.
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.
slumber rumblerBy: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.
When you need to go to the bathroom so bad but can't for some reason (e.g. car journey, meeting with important people, classroom but the teachers infamous for not letting students go to the toilet) and you just go into a haze where you ignore everyone and only concentrate on not pissing/pooping yourself