a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.
I see we have arrived at a shituation
Mexican poop-offBy: jayboloni
I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!
"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "
facebook stalking + awkward as hell
Gil felt like a real creepervert at the PTA meeting when he realized his daughter's principle was someone he secretly bookmarked on Facebook.
The No Shit ShuffleBy: duncansdad
God, I finally met Shaun's new girlfriend last night and after seeing all his posts about her, I was doing the No Shit Shuffle with her all night waiting to find out something I didn't already know.
I was having the time of my life, but then I woke up. I was absolutely restfallen.
I totally dreamfell while building an awesome giant airship.
To have something good happen or obtaining something you want, only to lose it
Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.
Demon dashBy: sentmode
Yo what the fuck was that?
Thats Chris demon dashing up the stairs.
``Why did you come upsairs really fast? Were you fearsprinting``
``No, no, I am not scared``
"Dam, i had a Fearstorm in my head. I just thougt something would chase me!"