Dump n dashBy: Mjtothet
"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"
Because you dump and then you dash
Backdoor DiningBy: Kautsch
"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."
Dirty TipBy: sanchothefat
"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."
You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…
"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"
Troll StompBy: cbruins22
Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!
"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.
first world dietBy: internetfriend
After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet
Boredom HungerBy: TheAnswerer
This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.
Headbread SyndromeBy: Alchemyst
Gingerbread bodies littered the floor of Bob's kitchen, all without heads. Everyone knew he had the dreaded Headbread Syndrome.
Gingerbrutality in childhood may result in mental illnes later in life.
decapitation but with the word yum, ingenious I know