Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
a buttonfuckBy: boofar
"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"
Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.
Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!
Shirt skewBy: cornpop
"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."
Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"