DoormatBy: Second sub!
Honestly, this is a preview of most of your social interactions.
Like the general name, Jane Doe...
Both Bob and Valerie called me "Jerry" again on accident so I just ignored-the-fact-that-they-just-called-me-by-the-wrong-name.
"The combination of the dust blowing around in the air and my cold really made me have to snough. "
portmanteau of cough and sneeze
Airway FlushBy: Burritozi11a
The act of expelling everything within your throat and sinus passages in one single, explosive sneeze=cough combo. Great for you: now you can breathe! Not so great for the person immediately in front of you.
The ridiculous amount of sawdust made me ceeze.
Dust bowlBy: scrobot
Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.
Sigh and dryBy: AnnaBanana
"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."
Lamenting you had no milk.
Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.
Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
What I call it
Clevdevian CheckBy: Terraform Trent
Clever + Dev.
To check to see if the devs were intelligent to realize fire is painful.
"I wasn't sure if the gigantic furnace would hurt me, so I did a Clevdevian check."
i did a firedecheck and died 3 secs in game
You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.