I was going to get to work early, but i got lost in Shirtlimbo and barely made it on time.
As in your limbs become trapped in the shirt (or other piece of clothing).
E.g.: "I got totally limb-locked putting on that sweater
E.g.: "That graphic Tee totally limb-locked me!"
"I'm in big ShirtShambles right now."
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."
Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.
My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!