a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.
"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "
like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.
*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."