bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

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"Phonezheimers"

By: bloodr382

"Reggie: "Hey dude what is it?"
Bob:"I dont know, let me check"
*checks phone and pute it back in his pocket*
Reggie:"So, what time is it?"
Bob:"Oh, i forgot, sorry i have a bad case of Phonezheimers."

Because i like it that way

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PhoTime

By: Bubble1118

idk

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

7

Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

3

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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niblings

By: childofscorn

"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"

It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews

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Nibling

By: BrunchSpecial

"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"

I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling

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kinflock

By: Define Me!

"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."

Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?

Then "kinflock" is the word for you.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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bri, 9-21-2013:

65

wake of relief

By: cornpop

"I had a crazy wake of relief this morning-I thought for sure all my teeth were falling out in my dream. It felt so real.."

Cuz

46

Nightmare

By: Ancel3

Oh man, what a crazy nightmare!

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4D Dream

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I had a 4D Dream that I moved! It was SO realistic

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Vantastic123, 10-20-2013:

10

mole searching

By: zenbot

Sorry I'm late, I was totally mole searching for my car keys...of course, they were in my pocket!

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Rsdff, 11-7-2013:

158

Gass Who?

By: Slayerzxx

I like to play gass who? in the elevator

60

Fartaganist

By: imdaboss2

Fart and antagonist

29

Fartception

By: SuperCrazyMan

I was on the couch until I moved and caused a fartception.

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

9

to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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TCOA, 11-3-2013:

4

Cyber Spacing Out

By: JetTheGuy

Cyber Space + Spacing Out

It seems appropriate.

1

Cyber-diction

By: StephanieLAg

an addiction to be on the computer

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