The Exile ShiftBy: Vantastic123
Can you belive it? That lousy company gave me the exile shift!
"Joe has been scruffied back in the storage room for weeks now."
Like Scruffy, you never seem to have anything important to do and usually remain hidden from value or worth.
"Milton, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"
I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, and I could set the building on fire
The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."
Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.
My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!
This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him
Budapest Tail CheckBy: i_love_lamp
I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"
An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.
"Thought I had a bloody nose, but the snot-check was clear."
"After sneezing, I did a quick mucus-lookis, but everyone still noticed."
It almost rhymes!
litmus wipeBy: DefineMe!
"Sarah grosses me out! Last week she had a sinus infection and was completely obsessed with litmus wiping. If I have to look her gazing at reddish mucus tucked into a matted ball of tissues I'm going to gag."
Blow gently and check intently. The litmus wipe is the perfect nasal barometer.