cornpop, 11-3-2013:

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Sauceplasma

By: Trojanx

It was very disgusting when I squeezed the ketchup bottle and the sauceplasma went all over my hot dogs!

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disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea

By: Gerry

When I squeezed the mustard bottle too hard, it started spurting out disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea, so I decided to just throw out the stupid hot dog.

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efatsi, 10-15-2013:

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Air Stair

By: crystalraven

I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle

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Stomple

By: shitegeist

"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "

Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.

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step check

By: BALLS

"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."

The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

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Buffer

By: jamesdoe

"Don't come too close buddie, let's leave some buffer between us."

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Space Place

By: crystalraven

I left a space place between myself and a seedy guy on the train.

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demilitarized zone

By: jvisits

I was in the library, at the same table as smelly Billy from Econ class. I had to set up a demilitarized zone to avoid dying from the stench so I dropped my books on the one chair between us.

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JolyBad, 11-2-2013:

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Air-mail

By: caymus11

Hey, dude, this package just came air-mail for you.

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Shitscoped

By: Bobcat95

"Oh man, I was shitscoped by a bird the other day!"

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

329

itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

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Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

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Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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yurglepop, 11-2-2013:

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Being the Hero of Canton

By: TheSquid

"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."

The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.

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Et super caput eius

By: JetTheGuy

That is latin for "over the head".

(P.S. I do it all the time.)

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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

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reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

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backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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