That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.
flushroom cloudBy: robben
"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"
A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion
Dirty BidetBy: AdmiralJowlins
My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.
TimestanceBy: that african guy
Trayvon and Shaniqua wouldn't shut up, so I did a timestance
Wow! When My Friends Where Arguing, I Just Watled!
Social GroundBy: CougarPuma
Expression, used as "standing your social ground." Example: "Becky and Jeff were fighting over the Xbox game which had nothing to do with me, so I just stood my social ground."
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.