"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"