"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."
Its soap, not as we know it
"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."
The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'
"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"
Troll StompBy: cbruins22
Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!
"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.
idiot gloryBy: DefineMe!
"I left Jeff and Brad's apartment early last night. All they did that evening was swap stories about how they used to fool around with firecrackers and household cleaners back in middle school. I decided to hit the clubs and leave them to bask in their idiot glory."
Remember that time you took your father's riding mower over a homemade skateboard ramp? It was awesome then and somehow you managed to cheat death. Idiot glory fondly recalls those not-too-bright moments of cheap thrills.
nutstalgiaBy: Mark Iliff
"When I think back to the number of times I nearly drowned I get all nutstalgic"
Nostalgia for something that was nuts