tristfire, 11-3-2013:

12

Malmoposti

By: Mateomouse

No matter how I lay in bed, I am always in a state of Malmoposti.

3

Somnomisposition Sydrome

By: eveodden

Oh, what I would give to feel comfortable, free of fits and tossing and turning, forever trying to reposition my body in bed, never able to find the position where I can succumb to slumber - As I count sheep over and over again, I cure this damn Somnomisposition Sydrome.

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jennkarien, 10-30-2013:

8

grool

By: jennkarien

"let's meet outside "
"grool"

1

Awesome

By: Bobcat95

They'll think that you're being really nice and they'll think you liked what they said.

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apricohtyl, 10-19-2013:

419

Mimeclimb

By: HardAsFeathers

"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"

167

Troll Stomp

By: cbruins22

Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!

41

Cleese-step

By: Moose

"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

54

Threadfellows

By: Josh

After she caught me trying on her underwear we became great threadfellows

22

Dress Mates

By: ginger

I used to hate her guts, but now we're Dress Mates!

20

Vesties

By: Apo

"Sarah is so stylish! I'm glad we're close enough to be vesties."

The Latin "vestire," meaning "to clothe," combined with the modern slang "besties" for "best friends."

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AwesoMan3000, 11-2-2013:

12

The Sir Effect

By: RandomTroll

"Joe and Simon were totally be sirs. Suddenly, Joe had the urge to kick Simon."

Cuz, sirring.

5

Falcon fantasy

By: boofar

because FALCON KICK

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doerteDev, 10-21-2013:

16

unlick

By: doerteDev

I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.

14

clickspension

By: gg bro gg

A mix of "click" and "Suspension".

"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"

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boofar, 9-23-2013:

75

burgerrhea

By: boofar

"I ruined my new shirt because of the terrible burgerrhea I had at lunch"

burger poo

14

Premature Burjaculation

By: miles

Damnit, I burjaculated all over my favorite shirt!

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Backsquirt

By: TohatWords

Dang it, why does this burger have to backsquirt!?

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Hermy, 12-1-2015:

10

TripSick

By: Bobcat95

When you miss being on a trip

6

Vacation Withdrawal

By: Debonair

I need another vacation :'(

1

outmissing

By: JohnDoe123

I outmissed my vacations
(from "missing (something from/to be) outside")

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tdiesman1, 2-14-2016:

8

Dinkelburg

By: the_post_office

If you don't understand this, you had no childhood

2

Conspiracy

By: MrTightlips

It must be a conspiracy where you're the target. IT MUST.

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