mezuka, 10-31-2013:

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Sidewalk Shuffle

By: DuhBulYew

"I totally just sidewalk shuffled with that guy back there.."

I thought this was already a term..?

2

Wabbling

By: stanleybananley

"It was so awkward when I wabbled with this guy the other day."

It sounds like wobble, which is not very different in a way.

2

Awkdance

By: rubberduckzilla2

"I was on my way to the shops, but accidentally started an awkdance with someone..."

Because there's no dancefloor without an embarrassing dad!

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TungstenGrey, 11-1-2013:

2

thermadural

By: Cairlin Mulg

"Armand lashed out in thermadural rage."

Armand can't stand frozen moments on his spine.

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

292

Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

99

Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

54

spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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devas, 10-30-2013:

51

Itch of Death

By: aaa

i don't want to talk about it I had the itch of Death last knight after a spicy curry

24

Anal Itch

By: -THC-

I don't even...

10

Itchy & Scratchies

By: arom109

Man, I wiped hard, but still have the Itchy & Scratchies

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lionel12345, 11-2-2013:

3

tic-tac-tron

By: BeastOfTraal

"I was scared I would fail the test when I saw all the tic-tac-trons. I though nobody would put that many of the same answer in a row."

reminds me of tic-tac-toe

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themanbat, 9-12-2013:

535

Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

233

Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

115

Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

8

dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

1045

Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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tacoking, 10-31-2013:

3

bookcholy

By: Jazzenstarr

"I felt bookcholy when I placed it on the shelf"

like melancholy only with book

3

BookBang

By: nathan.leonard

Man, Cloud Atlas gave me such a BookBang.

2

Obsession Depression

By: tos221

I just got finished with "The Fault in Our Stars" and now I have obsession depression

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Vexxus, 11-29-2014:

5

Gawkward

By: craftiful

After you gawk at someone (i.e. look at them), and then it becomes awkward.

E.g.:
Dude 1: Dude, I accidentally just made eye contact with that guy over there!
Dude 2: Gawkward...

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