Phyctup, 10-29-2013:

34

clustercuss

By: wordsalad

She's so pissed she let loose a clustercuss!

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Tcrazy, 12-1-2013:

1

mindfield

By: kaza12345678

where you walk in a invisible gap which removes your last task

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

33

Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

20

Nite Bite

By: scott

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

12

Bed-Munchies

By: saltwatercat

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

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schmoobyboo, 9-12-2013:

312

sauce audit

By: negatron

"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."

like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time

97

gloop check

By: fatsac

Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants

7

Sauxiety

By: The blameless nameless

"Pronounced:sauce-it-ee"

Sauce anxiety?

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can_you_no, 10-31-2013:

7

Hicused

By: Kamurk

"I was very hicused whether I should have said bless you after my hiccup."

Combines "hiccup" "confused" and "excuse"

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jedberg, 10-18-2013:

178

Flat Tire

By: arwolf1

If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.

110

Heal steal

By: karmallama

I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning

14

Shoeflop

By: hjklhjklhlk

"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"

It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...

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LeonsOrtega, 11-16-2013:

8

type tourrettes

By: mrmatty

I was on omegle and I got total type tourettes

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SpaceshipZ, 11-1-2013:

2

Cheated Out

By: Bobcat95

S

1

Tricked

By: lmaokk

yeet, you woulda thought she liked u, she has a whole ass boyfriend, she just wanted the answers to the fucking homework not sucking ya dick behind her bf's back xdddddd

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