Slayerzxx, 11-21-2013:

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The Train Glaze

By: espurr.net

My phone died so i had to train glaze for the whole ride

32

Floor Appreciation

By: Burritozi11a

My, I've never seen linoleum patterened that way before.

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

10

dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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Force, 10-19-2013:

366

Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

70

Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

64

Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

329

itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

137

Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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AwesoMan3000, 1-24-2014:

8

Twitterized

By: boofar

With 140 characters or less, many words are twitterized to fit into a tweet

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

345

Pump Roulette

By: miles

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

40

Double OCD

By: Ezekiel24r

Margret stop wasting your time with your double ocd bullshit.

10

Nubbajack

By: Tjoffey

I was trying to Nubbajack that shit

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Eebahgum, 10-25-2013:

8

wrongpliance

By: Coleman Falcon

"He acted out of wrongpliance, like getting on a bus mistakenly hailed or not asking again for that nice guys name again but taking him home regardless. Behaviour like that sprung form Berties personal misalliance of bravery and shame."

compliance to wrongness

4

bus-trapped

By: craftiful

Man, I got totally bus-trapped on the 596!

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Podyceck, 10-31-2013:

38

Elewaitor

By: Albinoghost

"Aw, look at that kind Elewaitor, being all open and stuff!

1

Convenienvator

By: Podyceck

I got here quickly because there was a convenievator in the lobby.

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Dr. T, 11-3-2013:

13

Hyperoperate

By: Dr. T

"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."

This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)

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