chocolitt, 11-2-2013:

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Spare-tire (The Fifth Wheel)

By: d4chin83

It was cool to finally hang out with my wingman, Jeff, and the rest of the crew at the bar on Friday night, but I couldn't help but feel bad for Kev. who kind of just rolled with us from the back... not really doing/saying much like a spare-tire.

2

Schwa

By: waffledoctor87

the book "the schwa was here" is about this, kind of.

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JoePaynis, 11-6-2013:

8

Lip-suck

By: craftiful

Like 'lip-sync', but suckier.

E.g.: Man, Steve's totally lip-sucking "All about that bass".

1

Lyricallosing

By: tdiesman1

She likes the song, she's just Lyricallosing all the time.

1

twistersing

By: JohnDoe123

He began to twistersing that song

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thatguyybrian, 10-9-2013:

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a Clark Kent

By: i_love_lamp

"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."

He's super badass, but no one ever knows...

212

invisiwin

By: ScootBenet

I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin

88

Winvisible

By: jerryhhlong

"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "

Win+Invisible

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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niblings

By: childofscorn

"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"

It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews

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Nibling

By: BrunchSpecial

"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"

I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling

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kinflock

By: Define Me!

"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."

Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?

Then "kinflock" is the word for you.

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colorlace, 11-17-2013:

9

bansheegin

By: JJ

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

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negatron, 9-12-2013:

109

Ghost Check

By: crystalraven

I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.

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Cell-evading

By: Zensei

"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "

Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.

11

Cell-skip

By: Thijshidde

I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.

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maxefremov, 10-18-2013:

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Brain Lag

By: Drexl

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

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Neuron Rebound

By: dlandes

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

27

Caboose

By: skillbilly

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

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always

By: fig

Always use a condom.

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Shower Sensation

By: Bobcat95

"I'm a real Shower Sensation"

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auto-showertune

By: brisamenautt31

I really wish auto-showertune was in my real voice.

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AwesoMan3000, 1-24-2014:

9

Twitterized

By: boofar

With 140 characters or less, many words are twitterized to fit into a tweet

1

Sneeze Pause

By: Marvindocteur8

"The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly it stops."

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