Swiss Tank AccountBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
Sorry I had to leave you at the bar so suddenly last night. After that last pangalactic gargleblaster I needed to get home before my Swiss Tank Account was audited.
booze brewingBy: AnnaBanana
Three irish carbombs in a row... I'm only booze brewing right now but I'll be seven shades of shitfaced within the hour.
Downed PaymentBy: ScootBenet
"I could feel the downed payment of my future drunkeness sloshing 'bout me innards."
a play on downpayment, a deposit toward a future transaction and the act of downing a drink
Name shameBy: cornpop
"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "
Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.
I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group
A heymaterBy: Josh
It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.
"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"
Because hobo fights are epic and rare
"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."
Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.
I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.