Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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langstrom, 10-19-2013:

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Swiss Tank Account

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

Sorry I had to leave you at the bar so suddenly last night. After that last pangalactic gargleblaster I needed to get home before my Swiss Tank Account was audited.

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booze brewing

By: AnnaBanana

Three irish carbombs in a row... I'm only booze brewing right now but I'll be seven shades of shitfaced within the hour.

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Downed Payment

By: ScootBenet

"I could feel the downed payment of my future drunkeness sloshing 'bout me innards."

a play on downpayment, a deposit toward a future transaction and the act of downing a drink

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ludo247, 10-18-2013:

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phonetom

By: RosePond

(inspired by phoenix173's word)
'Oh, I think I've got a text. Hmm ... no. Must have been a phonetom.'

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negatron, 9-23-2013:

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Name shame

By: cornpop

"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "

Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.

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Namezone

By: crystalraven

I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group

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A heymater

By: Josh

It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.

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zeb decatur, 10-19-2013:

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Instagret

By: Mjtothet

"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"

Because hobo fights are epic and rare

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Hesitography

By: dlandes

"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."

Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.

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Concert-Worriedness

By: persom

I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.

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DomJackman, 11-4-2013:

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Nostaggravation

By: DomJackman

"I am overcome with a feeling of nostaggravation when I look at my old Facebook posts."

Splices Nostalgia with Aggravation!

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Embarrassing Bookmark

By: Bobcat95

...get it?

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Blueboxing

By: Dureel

It can be as disappointing as blueballs

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Scambox(Ed)

By: See gos

Man! Sally Scamboxed me with those stupid Cheerios. I just wanted some... I'm still hungry!

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