elbarto2, 10-31-2013:

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braintroll

By: faraz

i just got braintrolled from my f***ing brain

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

14

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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efatsi, 10-15-2013:

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Air Stair

By: crystalraven

I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle

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Stomple

By: shitegeist

"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "

Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.

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step check

By: BALLS

"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."

The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

19

the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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jthom779, 11-3-2013:

20

Dream Read

By: BigfootBeto

"I dream read half the page of the book and I had to reread it."

Day dream + reading = dream read. (day dream read sounds like you're reading in a day dream)

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

20

Nite Bite

By: scott

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

12

Bed-Munchies

By: saltwatercat

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

9

to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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jedberg, 10-18-2013:

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Flat Tire

By: arwolf1

If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.

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Heal steal

By: karmallama

I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning

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Shoeflop

By: hjklhjklhlk

"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"

It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...

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Optical Occlusion

By: ncolaprete

"Try as I might, I couldn't find the TV remote no matter how hard I looked. After 15 minutes, my friend walked in and picked it up off the coffee table."

You know, like in Optical Illusion?

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qazxcwe, 11-2-2013:

8

monotasking

By: Mattvdn

I ended up monotasking between learning for my test and playing Skyrim

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