Emancipation AccelerationBy: negatron
"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom roomBy: stanislav224819
Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
rush hour reliefBy: nuclearkumquat
Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.
Bet lagBy: ForecastOak72
My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.
Post Bet-MortemBy: dlandes
"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"
Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.
"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."
Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
Shart ShuffleBy: cornpop
"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."
Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission
"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."
Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.
The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.
Shame ShuffleBy: Zyphon
I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.