snuggle struggleBy: snowy
No one wins a snuggle struggle
Bed GravityBy: lettersandspaces
I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me
Carbonite SyndromeBy: Tom Foolery
"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "
Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.
"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"
Troll StompBy: cbruins22
Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!
"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.
"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"
Because hobo fights are epic and rare
"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."
Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.
I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.
I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.
clickspensionBy: gg bro gg
A mix of "click" and "Suspension".
"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"
Forget me not clickBy: 12345689
Drag to the corner and forget it happened
We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...
schoolyard stalemateBy: bri
"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "
Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.