Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...
schoolyard stalemateBy: bri
"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "
Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.
The Lizard-Spock ExpansionBy: viccie211
"We always get the same result in Rock, Paper, Scissors." "You are in need of the Lizard-Spock Expansion."
In Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock you have more options so you don't tie as much. It's simple:
Scissors cut Paper, Paper covers Rock, Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitate Lizard, Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes Rock and as it always has Rock crushes Scissors.
I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient
Its serious, get it checked out.
mild moose chaseBy: wordreaper
"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."
"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."
Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
When you are being all super-efficient and shoot off a quick email with the sole purpose of forwarding an attachment. And you give said email a short title and body that says little more than 'here's the attachment mate'. And you then proceed to press send on the email but have forgotten to attach the actual attachment.
I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.
Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.