"Karen searched for the definition of 'definition' only to find that 'definition' was an inception-ition."
circular definitionBy: BrunchSpecial
"A circular definition is when a definition is circular with the word it defines... But seriously, this is the actual term for it..."
Never looking up the word "what" again; total dicktionary moment.
hypnic jerkBy: bri
"I had a hypnic jerk from my dream last night and bit my tongue really hard. "
"One minute I was walking along a beach, having a perfect day. Then, with a single somnambulurch, I realized I had been dreaming, and I was late for work."
Slumber StepBy: AwesoMan3000
I did a slumber step and ended my dream adventures of finding the rare Crocadilly flower.
"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"
It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews
"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"
I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling
kinflockBy: Define Me!
"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."
Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?
Then "kinflock" is the word for you.
Obsessive Compulsive This OrderBy: Wordsmith
I'm going to Obsessive Compulsive This Order of gas because it's my way of reducing the chaos in the universe.
Dripping evenBy: tajstarr
well I got too much last time looks like I'm Dripping even this time.
Anal pumpingBy: albeedee
For some reason, I was determined not to fill my car up with more than $4.99 worth of gas... Severe case of anal pumping!
The powdered favour at the bottom of a packet of crisps (chips), nuts, pretzels etc, that is probably nicer than the actual product. You lick your finger and push to the corner of the bottom of the bag and enjoy its deliciousness - the highlight of the whole snack.
Joe ate the whole bag, but I didnt care; I got the cornercandy
(blank) dustBy: boofar
Replace (blank) with whatever you're eating - 'Chip dust', 'pretzel dust', 'crisp dust'
Pleasure powderBy: TheCookieMonster2673
My family ate the whole bag of chips yesterday, but I got the Pleasure Powder, so I didn't care
It pleases you and it's powder so yeah
"Turns out all my hard work and energy was just another usepothesis."
A useless hypothesis
"You mean the answer was already solved? I just spent the whole weekend working on that uselessthesis."
The root of the word is thesis, which refers to an intellectual proposition, and of course you just wasted your time for this useless effort.
I had a amazing thought but upon. Typing it into google it was undercovered.