Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.
post-procrastinatory chagrinBy: pentatonic
I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.
20/20 sweat-regretBy: readmush
"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."
"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.