out on paroleBy: loresjoberg
"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."
Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.
"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "
A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"
the brown bonusBy: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."
for obvious reasons
poop for profit (pfp)By: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"
It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.
It's pretty self-explanatory... :P
Power up!By: RandomTroll
"It was noon of St Patrick's Day and Jeremy had yet to find anything green. Finally he had found an old, discolored clover shirt. He had a power up!"
You know, how it relates to gaming and the real world.
Like lucky, but with pizzazz! Ex: Feliciano felt lucktastical when he found a four leaf clover in his backyard.
After she caught me trying on her underwear we became great threadfellows
Dress MatesBy: ginger
I used to hate her guts, but now we're Dress Mates!
"Sarah is so stylish! I'm glad we're close enough to be vesties."
The Latin "vestire," meaning "to clothe," combined with the modern slang "besties" for "best friends."
mole searchingBy: zenbot
Sorry I'm late, I was totally mole searching for my car keys...of course, they were in my pocket!
"I couldn't find it because I was peripherising instead of just focussing on where it probably would be. "
Not looking straight in front of you, looking to either side. Makes sense.
Dutch Alarm ClockBy: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."
Like Dutch oven.
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.
slumber rumblerBy: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.