BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
Shart ShuffleBy: cornpop
"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."
Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission
"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."
Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.
The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.
Shame ShuffleBy: Zyphon
I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.
Reload RevelationBy: TacticalBrofist
"I experienced serious reload revelation today when I decided to play Skyrim again. Minutes after starting, I realized that I would have to suffer through an hour of introduction missions before actually being free to do what i want. So i said "f_ck it" and went back to facebook..."
The definition of the word "Revelation" is the revealing or disclosing of some form of truth or knowledge through communication with a deity or other supernatural entity. I thought Reload Revelation would be befitting since you usually re-reveal the knowledge of all the bothersome parts of a game only after (but then again JUST after) you have actually booted it up. Upon reloading, the truth is revealed!
Load lamentBy: shining.midnight
"I just installed Crysis 3 but when I went to play it I got really strong load lament, TF2 looks more fun right now."
Loading-screen ennuiBy: zingiber
The loading-screen ennui's setting in again. Should I go outside? Nah.
Bet lagBy: ForecastOak72
My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.
Post Bet-MortemBy: dlandes
"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"
Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.
"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."
Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.