Spare-tire (The Fifth Wheel)By: d4chin83
It was cool to finally hang out with my wingman, Jeff, and the rest of the crew at the bar on Friday night, but I couldn't help but feel bad for Kev. who kind of just rolled with us from the back... not really doing/saying much like a spare-tire.
the book "the schwa was here" is about this, kind of.
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"
It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews
"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"
I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling
kinflockBy: Define Me!
"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."
Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?
Then "kinflock" is the word for you.
Ghost CheckBy: crystalraven
I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.
"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "
Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.
I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.