Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".
unexpaedeophilic remorseBy: Coleman Falcon
When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical ResearchBy: Bumfluff
"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
When you have the intention of buying something, and or just found something, and the products price tag is exactly the amount of money you have in your pocket, then when you go to purchase the item, you forget to include tax, and are unable to purchase said item
I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.
" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."
Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"