cornpop, 9-19-2013:

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Emancipation Acceleration

By: negatron

"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"

Because acceleration is better than proclaimation

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Vroom room

By: stanislav224819

Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.

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rush hour relief

By: nuclearkumquat

Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.

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Dr. T, 11-3-2013:

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Hyperoperate

By: Dr. T

"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."

This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

539

Bet lag

By: ForecastOak72

My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.

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Post Bet-Mortem

By: dlandes

"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"

Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.

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betgony

By: BeezerB

"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."

Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.

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Chloe, 10-6-2013:

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Sololol

By: pinkbabooshka

"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."

Solo + lol

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solol

By: @paulwordsmith

"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"

Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol

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Sololoquy

By: weavin

"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."

Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.

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BrunchSpecial, 11-20-2013:

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FunDone

By: tdiesman1

"This is a mix of Fun Dip and Done because this scenario is common with fundip"

I think I just Fundoned my sandwich.

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Turtle, 11-1-2013:

27

Steamrolled

By: Cam

"I just got Assasin's Creed 3 last week, but I got steamrolled when i found out it's on sale for half off!"

Steamrolled. Steam. Yeah.

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EpicDavi, 11-1-2013:

3

Self-censorship

By: Zuzu

the exercising of control over what one says and does, especially to avoid embarrassment.

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Jynx3, 10-17-2013:

40

Shart Shuffle

By: cornpop

"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."

Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission

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Shartle

By: Ant

"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."

Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.

The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.

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Shame Shuffle

By: Zyphon

I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.

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ArcticNovember, 11-2-2013:

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Awkvious

By: ali

"It was so awkvious when I learned that the problem I had to call for help for was so easy to fix"

awkardly obvious

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Terminal56, 6-11-2014:

9

Testithy

By: Snakey642

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

2

The Feels

By: Bobcat95

Lol

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By: Newju

Aiiiiiiayeecoffee

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