cornpop, 9-21-2013:

97

Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

69

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

33

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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kknopper, 12-4-2014:

3

Metamusement

By: LooseElectronStudios

"The joke wasn't even that funny, but Ralph was laughing so hard everyone was metamused."

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

591

Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

114

Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

18

Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

127

Pace Conundrum

By: Slayerzxx

HOW FAST OR SLOW TO GO????

9

Hangxiety

By: FlowerPower808

I got hangxiety at Disneyland with all the people blocking my way

5

Pain Walk

By: pizza boy

shall i overtake? no, yes, no, YES, No; oh for crying out loud!!!

the pain of deciding how to walk

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gopherman10, 11-1-2013:

19

Headpwn

By: WombatKing

I just got up from my laptop and got headpwnd!

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macflac

By: swagmaster

i just mac flac and my computer broke. flac!

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bri, 9-23-2013:

34

Reddit Credit

By: nuclearkumquat

"Hey, you are totally taking reddit credit for that! I saw it on the reddit front page this morning!"

It ryhmes!

8

Real-Life Reposter

By: Somekindofname

Dude, don't be such a real-life reposter, I know you got that from Reddit.

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Imunie, 11-6-2013:

10

bowl-surfing

By: rafaelmax

i was at a nice quiet dinner so I resorted to bowl-surfing in the restroom.

3

Peeshushing

By: pzzzt

"I peeshushed, because someone was in the stall next to me."

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Alexutzu2212, 12-8-2013:

47

Pace Race

By: sentmode

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

10

Mindracing

By: bob_lop

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

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Carfooling

By: Colonel Hatch

Carfooling(To Carfool): To be fooled by an ad/commerical on TV into thinking it is for one thing only to find out at the end that it's for a car.

"The new Toyota ad really carfooled me into thinking it was about 'x.'"

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PikaDrew, 10-22-2013:

9

Trashback

By: willzmarler

"Woah what's up dude?!"
"Oh just had a trashback to last year, that was embarrassing man."

4

subiphany

By: readmush

"I had a subiphany today. I am not going to make it to the party because I remember it's hard to get a cab here."

"Sub" can be used as a negative word, like in subtract. Replace "ep" in "epiphany." (The "b" in "sub" and "p" in "ep" are voice/voiceless consonant counterparts, so that helps it sound like a perfect alteration.)

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