boofar, 9-12-2013:

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acnephiliac

By: bri

"Ummm, can I pop that zit for you? I'm a bit of an acnephiliac...."

philia is a greek root for an abmornal attraction or liking of something

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a pringle

By: pringlesCorp

"Hell no, you can't pop my zit, you pringle! "

ONCE YOU POP, THE FUN DON'T STOP

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jebus334, 11-2-2013:

8

prolutionized

By: AFC92

I asked for help on Yahoo answers and then fixed it my self. I got prolutionized

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

662

Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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dfletch, 10-18-2013:

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Leakquencies

By: Nefarious

"Could you turn it down? I can hear your leakquencies. "

Leak, Frequencies.

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bud-pollution

By: ubersoftware

Dude, can you stop with the bud-pollution!

60

Mufflody

By: mnlg

Judging from the mufflody I'm getting from him, that guy really loves Supertramp.

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minxy, 11-4-2013:

5

Forever Alone

By: tdiesman1

My dog Ginger has left me forever alone...

4

dogesy

By: martin

Im so dogesy. Its when you are jelous of a dog.

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Ahandgesture, 10-19-2013:

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CrapNap

By: lookinin

"Man, that didn't make feel any better. In fact, I'm totally zapped now."

Just wasted some quality time getting a crappy sleep.

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NapZap

By: KWall24

"Did you just wake up?"
"Yeah, but I'm so napzapped I might as well have just stayed up."

Your nap just zapped all your energy.

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Terminal56, 6-12-2014:

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flappy nerd

By: boofar

It's not even that fun!

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Flapping Nerd

By: TohatWords

Oh look, there's the Flapping Nerd!

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volcarupt, 11-22-2013:

52

Timestance

By: that african guy

Trayvon and Shaniqua wouldn't shut up, so I did a timestance

15

Watle

By: Weegee

Wow! When My Friends Where Arguing, I Just Watled!

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Social Ground

By: CougarPuma

Expression, used as "standing your social ground." Example: "Becky and Jeff were fighting over the Xbox game which had nothing to do with me, so I just stood my social ground."

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Optical Occlusion

By: ncolaprete

"Try as I might, I couldn't find the TV remote no matter how hard I looked. After 15 minutes, my friend walked in and picked it up off the coffee table."

You know, like in Optical Illusion?

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yurglepop, 11-11-2013:

5

Hypocrisylling

By: ResidentStump

Victor kept saying it so much I Hypocrisylled him on it.

Hypocrisy + syllable

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Irony

By: TohatWords

There IS a word for that, it's called irony.

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