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nope-soap

By: mturner

"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."

Its soap, not as we know it

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Partridge

By: ScootBenet

"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."

The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'

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codesoda, 10-18-2013:

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Overdone

By: EpicDude1001

"I bought the best present,but everyone else said it was overdone"

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apricohtyl, 10-19-2013:

427

Mimeclimb

By: HardAsFeathers

"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"

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Troll Stomp

By: cbruins22

Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!

44

Cleese-step

By: Moose

"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.

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Fluffykittylover, 10-19-2013:

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idiot glory

By: DefineMe!

"I left Jeff and Brad's apartment early last night. All they did that evening was swap stories about how they used to fool around with firecrackers and household cleaners back in middle school. I decided to hit the clubs and leave them to bask in their idiot glory."

Remember that time you took your father's riding mower over a homemade skateboard ramp? It was awesome then and somehow you managed to cheat death. Idiot glory fondly recalls those not-too-bright moments of cheap thrills.

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nutstalgia

By: Mark Iliff

"When I think back to the number of times I nearly drowned I get all nutstalgic"

Nostalgia for something that was nuts

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

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tattletale

By: dbc2201

Remember Randall from Recess?

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Snakey642, 11-13-2013:

6

Shower Powers

By: ryanred12

"I do my best thinking in the shower. I think I might have Shower Powers"

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Wet Insight

By: qpzm333

I just had a wet insight and now I cannot sleep.

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Tub Sage Thinking

By: JetTheGuy

I know the feeling.

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

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Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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dumbconsumer, 10-20-2013:

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Awkwaducking

By: Sean

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

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