bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

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"Phonezheimers"

By: bloodr382

"Reggie: "Hey dude what is it?"
Bob:"I dont know, let me check"
*checks phone and pute it back in his pocket*
Reggie:"So, what time is it?"
Bob:"Oh, i forgot, sorry i have a bad case of Phonezheimers."

Because i like it that way

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Eebahgum, 10-25-2013:

8

wrongpliance

By: Coleman Falcon

"He acted out of wrongpliance, like getting on a bus mistakenly hailed or not asking again for that nice guys name again but taking him home regardless. Behaviour like that sprung form Berties personal misalliance of bravery and shame."

compliance to wrongness

4

bus-trapped

By: craftiful

Man, I got totally bus-trapped on the 596!

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

157

reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

145

backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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JoePaynis, 11-5-2013:

3

cibus/food pressure

By: geekydotblue

(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.

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Eebahgum, 10-25-2013:

17

bass drop

By: rouadec

worst timing ever, I really dropped the bass on this one

9

Auditorium Misfire

By: Das

"Derek regretted downing eighteen cans of guiness before accompanying Agnes to the cinema. Owing partly due to his age, his anus pelted the crowd with the eldritch gases of Auditorium misfire. "

It evokes the sense of a methane battlefield.

6

Cineflatuae

By: Quiznite

" I visited the local odeon today but had to leave early. I had a massive bout of Cineflatuae"

Cos I made it and it says FART

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Marfmaul, 12-1-2015:

8

Phantom nomophobia syndrome

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."

Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)

0

Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

Jeeeeezus

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cornpop, 9-19-2013:

94

Emancipation Acceleration

By: negatron

"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"

Because acceleration is better than proclaimation

23

Vroom room

By: stanislav224819

Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.

6

rush hour relief

By: nuclearkumquat

Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.

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Christina, 12-26-2013:

3

Entourage's Auto-Promotion

By: TheAnswerer

I honestly can't think of a way to explain it better than your description did.

2

thirk

By: lyndseyann

i ended up being the thirk when me and my friends were walking to the movie. it sucked.

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jsh, 12-30-2015:

1

Pissing poorly

By: FroyoTheFighter

Yesterday I was in the shower and tuned off my water. Started pissing poorly everywhere

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