Griffon2-6, 10-20-2013:

18

ForGoogled

By: dog_in_the_vent

"I went to look that thing we were walking about up, but I totally forGoogled it."

It's a blending of "forgot" and "Googled", which makes sense.

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TameJames, 4-10-2015:

7

Ticknorance

By: Howe-Oh

"I tried to check the time just now but was ticknorant."

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maxefremov, 10-18-2013:

394

Brain Lag

By: Drexl

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

81

Neuron Rebound

By: dlandes

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

27

Caboose

By: skillbilly

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

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SwagYoloSnapback, 10-19-2013:

235

Erection Campaign

By: YoloSnapbackSwag

Looks like I have to start my Erection Campaign if I want some of that guy

97

rooster chase

By: DefineMe!

"It's been eight weeks and my rooster chase to win Tyler's heart has gone nowhere. Maybe I should just give up. But how can I ignore his marble carved chest? I just want to jump his bones."

A rooster chase is a quick game of darting compliments and dashing sensibilities.

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Likelolz, 11-10-2013:

2

Haterfaker

By: tdiesman1

"I heard Joe say he hates gta but I know he's probably a haterfaker."

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

23

Sheepfeeling

By: snoobar

"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."

Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.

14

depth probe

By: hoverkraft

I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.

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crobs22, 2-12-2016:

2

Jumblimiting

By: tdiesman1

I really wanted to go on a date with her, but I was rejected so I Jumbilated it and she went.

2

Convincifuse

By: Suloch

It's convincing someone by confusing them.
"I didn't do it, I was convincifused."

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dfletch, 10-18-2013:

471

Leakquencies

By: Nefarious

"Could you turn it down? I can hear your leakquencies. "

Leak, Frequencies.

83

bud-pollution

By: ubersoftware

Dude, can you stop with the bud-pollution!

60

Mufflody

By: mnlg

Judging from the mufflody I'm getting from him, that guy really loves Supertramp.

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Killdaevilone, 11-1-2013:

12

Bill-Block

By: EpicDavi

"I saw a replica master sword the other day but I was bill-blocked when I found out the price was $1000"

Bill as referring to dollar bill. Play-on of c*ck-block.

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snoobar, 10-28-2013:

5

Rubberbanded

By: Rekwiiem

"I was about to get off reddit and do some work but I rubberbanded right back into adviceanimals."

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