Scoot_Benet, 10-21-2013:

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Handrogynous

By: ScootBenet

"As a man I was surpised to find that man small, feminine hands marked me out as handrogynous"

Gets to the mismatch of genders while explicitly referencing hands

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

9

to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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DONGified

By: Yokono

I had to see all of Vsauce3's DONGS, now I'm DONGified.

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Donged

By: pollzyclaire

"I am now Donged, because I did the DONG"

It is origional, well kind of

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dongering

By: leonmuellez

Whoa it's been two hours! I should stop dongering

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Chloe, 10-6-2013:

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Sololol

By: pinkbabooshka

"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."

Solo + lol

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solol

By: @paulwordsmith

"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"

Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol

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Sololoquy

By: weavin

"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."

Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.

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doctordonut13, 11-1-2013:

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Cafflanted

By: cthamster

"I had two espressos and became totally cafflanted that night."

It sounds right, plus the 'caff' for caffeine

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Sleepinated

By: JBentley0207

"I had to get that last bit of studying in last night. Looks like I set myself up for being Sleepinated again"

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dth772, 10-19-2013:

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Splashback

By: Craigfunkulus

That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.

105

flushroom cloud

By: robben

"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"

A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion

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Dirty Bidet

By: AdmiralJowlins

My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.

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cornpop, 9-19-2013:

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Emancipation Acceleration

By: negatron

"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"

Because acceleration is better than proclaimation

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Vroom room

By: stanislav224819

Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.

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rush hour relief

By: nuclearkumquat

Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.

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JoePaynis, 11-5-2013:

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cibus/food pressure

By: geekydotblue

(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.

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Snukii, 11-2-2013:

4

Olfactory Mystery

By: Appleman

"Hmm... Is that pizza an olfactory mystery?"

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Smeceitful

By: 2hundredand5ifty1ne

"Is that a pizza, or is my nose being smeceitful?"
Combination of smell and deceitful

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