Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.
"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense
Name shameBy: cornpop
"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "
Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.
I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group
A heymaterBy: Josh
It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.
"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"
Troll StompBy: cbruins22
Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!
"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.