cornpop, 9-21-2013:

100

Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

69

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

36

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

12

cinematografaeces

By: bigshape

I can't believe I missed the bit where goose dies! serious case of cinematografaeces.

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

687

dust horizon

By: rexwarneford

"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."

refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.

164

Frust

By: Blu

"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "

Frustrating dust.

159

Duster's Last Stand

By: miles

Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

792

AwkWalk

By: Vartex81

"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"

Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment

130

Bonus scening

By: albeedee

"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"

What you get when you think the movie has finished.

48

Wayfarewell

By: crystalraven

"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "

Wayfaring + Farewell

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Nickp788, 11-5-2013:

24

Connecting the shots

By: Coleboy

If we're gonna find that car, we need to start connecting the shots.

6

Druncovering the Past

By: bloodrun_l

"Call Will, we need to druncover what happened yesterday."

Drunk + uncovering

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snoobar, 10-18-2013:

45

Party-of-One

By: divadong

"Great, my wife is going on a business trip. Party-of-One for me this week. :) :( "

11

Wifecation

By: pvtjoker

I just peed in the sink because I'm on a wifecation

5

unchaperonity

By: Coleman Falcon

He felt an immense unchaperonity after the vicar left. What was he to do now that there was no reason to hide his affections? The excitement had fades with the danger of being found out.

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HWExtreme, 11-14-2013:

5

World Wide WTF

By: waffledoctor87

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5

YouTube

By: Joe

"Do you want to use your real name?"

[YES] [NO FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP ASKING ME!]

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SpeedyMcGee, 9-12-2013:

140

Overmorrow

By: themostwkdhappy

The official name for the day after tomorrow is actually "overmorrow."

43

Threemorrow

By: henrynoom

"Not tomorrow but threemorrow "

Logical extrapolation

22

Twomorrow

By: bri

Thy shalt deliver the goods upon twomorrows from today!

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orthostatic hypotension

By: boofar

"The patient off the recovery bed and stood up, inducing orthostatic hypotension, from which he became faint and passed out. "

I have a degree in WebMD.

1

Dizzy Stand

By: Shywords

'I rose from the couch slowly, as i didnt want a dizzy stand'

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

9

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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