"The game I downloaded sucked. It was totally appathetic."
Combines a feeling of disgust with the idea of an application, and--bonus--the lack of excitement, or apathy, that a bad app provokes.
Appsidental PurchaseBy: DakotaNick
I thought I'd love the game I bought, but it was just an advertisement. What an appsidental purchase.
"I saw that game and thought it looked fun, but it was really just a Minecrap situation"
Because there's way too many minecraft immitators on the appstore, they're all minecrap
"And never call me again!" I yelled as I dramatically slammed the door, only to realize a moment later, flusterbusted, that I'd left my phone itself there in my ex's apartment.
anticlimax ignominyBy: Lolza
I stomped from the meeting in my righteous anger but had to make a quick revert for my laptop and coat. I totally sunk into an anticlimax ignominy.
That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.
flushroom cloudBy: robben
"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"
A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion
Dirty BidetBy: AdmiralJowlins
My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.
"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense
"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."
Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.
depth probeBy: hoverkraft
I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.
testing phishBy: cremerson
Hey Mom, I'm still lonely, but I'm still testing phish
stressidual energyBy: mscottveach
Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
Van WinklingBy: SenorBurritos
Named after Rip Van Winkle, an American folk tale protagonist who, according to legend, slept for 20 years.
I thought Tim was dead but I had a Disappointment when i saw, he was only sleeping.
Phony ComaBy: WaxingGibbon
I saw my friend in a phony coma on the couch, barely breathing or making any noise.
I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.
post-procrastinatory chagrinBy: pentatonic
I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.
20/20 sweat-regretBy: readmush
"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."
"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.