Username?, 3-4-2014:

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Play-Ja Vu

By: tnt54321boom

Deja Vu for games.

"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"

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gamegret

By: mscottveach

I quite playing but then had a huge bout of gamegret the next day.

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

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Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

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Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

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spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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thatguyybrian, 10-9-2013:

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a Clark Kent

By: i_love_lamp

"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."

He's super badass, but no one ever knows...

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invisiwin

By: ScootBenet

I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin

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Winvisible

By: jerryhhlong

"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "

Win+Invisible

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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George Takei, 10-20-2013:

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Deja View

By: lateralvincent

"I don't watch Futurama but I've seen this one episode like six times, total Deja View man."

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Nickp788, 10-20-2013:

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The Fuzz

By: julesthelee

"That cop just gave me *the fuzz*... I know I'm not doing anything wrong, but I don't want him to catch me slippin"

the fuss is that feeling of being caught by the cops doing something wrong, even if you don't know what it is yet

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Brostalgia, 11-6-2013:

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Test limbo

By: seatlusga

I was in test limbo for about five minutes before i realized i haven't answered one question yet.

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Answerwall

By: amishpotato

I hit an answerwall on the first question of my exam.

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The Contemplations

By: boofar

You're staring at that first problem on the test. It's impossible. To prevent panic, your mind goes on the defensive; you begin to drift back to your childhood, back to the days when your imagination and a warm summer day was all you needed for happiness. A creak of a chair in the orthogonal, fluorescent-lit room jars you back to reality. You look down again at your test question...

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

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to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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Killdaevilone, 11-1-2013:

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Bill-Block

By: EpicDavi

"I saw a replica master sword the other day but I was bill-blocked when I found out the price was $1000"

Bill as referring to dollar bill. Play-on of c*ck-block.

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