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artisadvantaged

By: underscore

"Gavin is so artisadvantaged that he couldn't draw a circle in art class and failed."

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Whoopsting

By: ScootBenet

"I was sending my wife a sext of my penis when I realised I'd been whoopsting my mum."

Whoops gets across the accidental nature while -sting suffix is redolent of texting.

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Mischat

By: Lissy13

I say mischat because youve mistakenly started a chat with someone else.

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

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dust horizon

By: rexwarneford

"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."

refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.

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Frust

By: Blu

"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "

Frustrating dust.

159

Duster's Last Stand

By: miles

Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

130

a buttonfuck

By: boofar

"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"

Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.

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misbutton

By: Kibaro

Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!

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Shirt skew

By: cornpop

"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."

Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up

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snoobar, 10-28-2013:

8

Rubberbanded

By: Rekwiiem

"I was about to get off reddit and do some work but I rubberbanded right back into adviceanimals."

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TerabyteWords, 11-4-2013:

37

Schrödinger's Devil

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."

References and reasons.

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spreeksteen, 10-21-2013:

4

genurbator

By: spreeksteen

"this automated proces of contrapting longer lines of language into one urbanized word is being called: genurbator"

It has the IT of a good word I suppose?

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Hood-splination

By: JBentley0207

"Yooo my G! what's poppin?!" Hood-splination: "Hello my friend, how are you?"

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

820

AwkWalk

By: Vartex81

"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"

Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment

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Bonus scening

By: albeedee

"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"

What you get when you think the movie has finished.

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Wayfarewell

By: crystalraven

"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "

Wayfaring + Farewell

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beeseegee, 10-19-2013:

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Premature Passulation

By: AMP

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

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