Podyceck, 10-31-2013:

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Elewaitor

By: Albinoghost

"Aw, look at that kind Elewaitor, being all open and stuff!

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Convenienvator

By: Podyceck

I got here quickly because there was a convenievator in the lobby.

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Christina, 12-26-2013:

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Entourage's Auto-Promotion

By: TheAnswerer

I honestly can't think of a way to explain it better than your description did.

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thirk

By: lyndseyann

i ended up being the thirk when me and my friends were walking to the movie. it sucked.

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

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double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

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Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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fapidextrous

By: poopsathouseparties

"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "

Stole it from urbandictionary

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Wankidextrous

By: doublespace

Even if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.

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Master-bator

By: johnmalcomward

Paul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator

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BKbuddy, 12-6-2013:

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scentacle

By: i_love_lamp

I got grabbed by the bacon scentacle this morning and finally got out of bed.

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Scent Trail

By: Kokoola26

'I was tracking the scent trail of that hot dog across the streets of New York, like a hunter with a wild animal.'

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greymutt, 10-25-2013:

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unexpaedeophilic remorse

By: Coleman Falcon

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

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Pedogooglical Research

By: Bumfluff

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

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Paedonoia

By: albeedee

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

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SmittyFTW, 11-2-2013:

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Song-Shame

By: Chuckalakala

I was singing that song in front of my girlfriend but forgot the lyrics! Oh, the song-shame I suffer

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cornpop, 9-19-2013:

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Emancipation Acceleration

By: negatron

"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"

Because acceleration is better than proclaimation

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Vroom room

By: stanislav224819

Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.

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rush hour relief

By: nuclearkumquat

Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.

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Dr. T, 11-3-2013:

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Hyperoperate

By: Dr. T

"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."

This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)

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