The BreadendBy: TheCookieMonster2673
Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices
Nob KnobBy: Howe-Oh
"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."
The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.
that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"
It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews
"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"
I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling
kinflockBy: Define Me!
"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."
Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?
Then "kinflock" is the word for you.