dfwclick.com, 10-18-2013:

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Glasshole

By: dfwclick.com

That Glasshole took a video of me during sex!

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Glasshat

By: Zyphon

"That Glasshat won't stop recording, even when we're in the strip club. "

Great alternative to glasshole when in need of a derivative.

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Freating

By: mstern99

The idea that when you’re on a diet, any calories you eat after midnight that day don’t count.

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

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Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

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double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

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Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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niblings

By: childofscorn

"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"

It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews

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Nibling

By: BrunchSpecial

"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"

I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling

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kinflock

By: Define Me!

"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."

Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?

Then "kinflock" is the word for you.

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Sppsnack, 11-1-2013:

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Brain Drained

By: Guy

"Ran to pick up the phone but I got brain drained"

Like the blood in your brain was drained causing you to be light headed.

5

Gravity call-back

By: Merrr

When I stood up I got the gravity call-back.

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Alchemyst, 10-31-2013:

17

Headbread Syndrome

By: Alchemyst

Gingerbread bodies littered the floor of Bob's kitchen, all without heads. Everyone knew he had the dreaded Headbread Syndrome.

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Gingerbrutal

By: Adovanlk

Gingerbrutality in childhood may result in mental illnes later in life.

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decapitatyum

By: uggh

decapitation but with the word yum, ingenious I know

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

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nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

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Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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newusername, 10-18-2013:

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stallmate

By: miles

I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.

205

Shituation

By: Phegan

I see we have arrived at a shituation

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Mexican poop-off

By: jayboloni

I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!

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JoePaynis, 11-5-2013:

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cibus/food pressure

By: geekydotblue

(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.

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