"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "
Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."
John D'ohBy: DonGaspacho
After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.
"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"
As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.
Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.
When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST GOT SHOWERTROLLED!
"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."
"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."
You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.
Recover LagBy: Meaningful
When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.
I've got incredible reflexiclicks; I can misclick two or three times and still bring it home to papa.
Quick ClickBy: Pabloman
"He's got the fastest quick click in the wild wild web"