Ancel3, 10-20-2013:

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Forever - endeavour

By: Von Cabulary

"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"

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relatedium

By: Mark Iliff

"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"

Relative + tedious

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heerojay, 10-30-2013:

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muscle memory

By: rattfink138

I haven't done this in months but I guess I've still got the muscle memory.

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Winorization

By: Awkward Agent

"I thought I'd suck at football after I stopped playing in college, but I had the game winorized."

Winorizeation is a portmanteau of Win and Memorization.

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Force, 10-19-2013:

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Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

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Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Rockblocking

By: albeedee

We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...

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schoolyard stalemate

By: bri

"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "

Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.

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The Lizard-Spock Expansion

By: viccie211

"We always get the same result in Rock, Paper, Scissors." "You are in need of the Lizard-Spock Expansion."

In Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock you have more options so you don't tie as much. It's simple:
Scissors cut Paper, Paper covers Rock, Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitate Lizard, Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes Rock and as it always has Rock crushes Scissors.

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Veovis, 10-20-2013:

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Late Blooper

By: JDuverge

"Overslept, and while taking a shower, had a late blooper."

Poop being a late bloomer?

6

Showershit

By: DownUnderDude

John started aggressively applying shampoo to his scrotum mullet when he had a showershit moment.

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Zachary71001, 11-7-2013:

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Hand-Voient

By: ryukozai

I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient

19

alzheimer's

By: flaps

Its serious, get it checked out.

15

mild moose chase

By: wordreaper

"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."

"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."

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Osmanvee, 4-22-2014:

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Lexical Gap

By: rhydrogen

This is acually the proper term for this scenario.

3

Wordless

By: Gatsby4mayor

She asked what it was called and I told her it was a wordless.

2

Wordfiction

By: VeeBro

At the english exam, I had a wordfiction and was completely lost.

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

102

Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

58

spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

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Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

3

FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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artisadvantaged

By: underscore

Gavin is so artisadvantaged that he couldn't draw a circle in art class and failed.

2

Challenge Passing

By: cthamster

I set a world record and my challenge passer challenge passed me.

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disregard my last comment it was for the wrong word sorry

By: underscore

sorry

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