lmaokk, 5-31-2017:

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Lego on foot violence

By: Jenbear1985

It's the 2nd most common domestic abuse!

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Legoed

By: Derp

"Ouch! Why do you leave your toys around!?! I just got legoed!"

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negatron, 9-23-2013:

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Name shame

By: cornpop

"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "

Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.

351

Namezone

By: crystalraven

I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group

167

A heymater

By: Josh

It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.

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langstrom, 10-19-2013:

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Swiss Tank Account

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

Sorry I had to leave you at the bar so suddenly last night. After that last pangalactic gargleblaster I needed to get home before my Swiss Tank Account was audited.

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booze brewing

By: AnnaBanana

Three irish carbombs in a row... I'm only booze brewing right now but I'll be seven shades of shitfaced within the hour.

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Downed Payment

By: ScootBenet

"I could feel the downed payment of my future drunkeness sloshing 'bout me innards."

a play on downpayment, a deposit toward a future transaction and the act of downing a drink

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omri, 11-2-2013:

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sackcracking

By: skids007

o fuck bro..i just sackcracked so bad, take me to the hospital

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ballsat

By: omri

shit! i just ballsatted in the playground!

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Rsdff, 11-7-2013:

158

Gass Who?

By: Slayerzxx

I like to play gass who? in the elevator

61

Fartaganist

By: imdaboss2

Fart and antagonist

29

Fartception

By: SuperCrazyMan

I was on the couch until I moved and caused a fartception.

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nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

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Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

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FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

105

Buffer

By: jamesdoe

"Don't come too close buddie, let's leave some buffer between us."

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Space Place

By: crystalraven

I left a space place between myself and a seedy guy on the train.

15

demilitarized zone

By: jvisits

I was in the library, at the same table as smelly Billy from Econ class. I had to set up a demilitarized zone to avoid dying from the stench so I dropped my books on the one chair between us.

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-5-2013:

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Brobarrasment

By: Poolkatchu

Not again mike! Not tonight! DO NOT Brobrass me!

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SymPalthy

By: WackoTimo

"I felt so much sympalthy for him"

Like sympathy for your Pal

1

Secondhand Embarrassment

By: stofferz

It's an embarrassment we feel due to empathy.

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Jeppe, 1-3-2014:

6

Choops

By: Unknownmystery49

Chew + oops

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Ch-eww

By: dbc2201

He took my pencil and then just ch-ewwed on

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