schlaap, 10-19-2013:

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The Spurning Point

By: duncansdad

I kept planning to do it all weekend, but by 10 on Sunday night I hit the spurning point, said "fuck it" and went to bed.

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Wolfgang, 3-23-2014:

6

Carrier

By: boofar

I was playing Battlefield 4, and of course my teammates are worthless, so I ended up with a sore back from carrying the team the whole time.

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Force, 10-19-2013:

319

Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

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Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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govsm, 11-8-2013:

0

Friendship Triangle

By: Cathy20

like a love triangle, but with friends

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

697

AwkWalk

By: Vartex81

"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"

Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment

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Bonus scening

By: albeedee

"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"

What you get when you think the movie has finished.

42

Wayfarewell

By: crystalraven

"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "

Wayfaring + Farewell

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bidoofy, 11-21-2013:

8

Self Study

By: GUnit

I was really horny so I had to just do a Self Study

2

Asocial Behavior

By: n00b4liciou5

People who don't care about other people often engage in asocial behavior.

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The quite fapper

By: espurr.net

I was really horny in the library so i had to pull a quite fapper

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

277

Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

98

Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

55

spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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Radnyx, 11-11-2013:

3

Jokeapse

By: irutatakai

When you tell a joke but no one hears, later someone else repeats it and everyone laughs. Example: I told a joke and people laughed after the other person told it. They must not have heard. My joke jokeapsed.

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jennkarien, 10-30-2013:

5

grool

By: jennkarien

"let's meet outside "
"grool"

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grool

By: jennkarien

let's meet outside
grool

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