"Can't believe how serendipitous the "I'm feeling lucky" button on google is sometimes"
This is actually a sensible answer. Because that's what it means.
"I wasn't sure about taking a trip to Las Vegas, until I saw an ad and felt cosguided."
Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".
The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."
Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.
My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!
"We had a syncoversation the other day about next weekend and the avengers movie. "
Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.
"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."
It's all German sounding.
sprittleBy: Coleman Falcon
Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.
Aid rageBy: Sumguy
I've gotten too much aid rage recently...I'm the only one actually paying attention in class, knowing the answer, and yet the teacher CLEARLY doesn't see me.
Snape-Granger EffectBy: Cathy20
When I was the only one to raise my hand to answer the question, the teacher initiated the Snape-Granger effect on me.
I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)
Pity DickBy: dctrhu
"I just saw Aran get nailed in the nuts and I got total pity dick"
Also, "Pity Slit", for when women see other women injure their vaginas and have the same feeling.