wrongplianceBy: Coleman Falcon
"He acted out of wrongpliance, like getting on a bus mistakenly hailed or not asking again for that nice guys name again but taking him home regardless. Behaviour like that sprung form Berties personal misalliance of bravery and shame."
compliance to wrongness
Man, I got totally bus-trapped on the 596!
cibus/food pressureBy: geekydotblue
(Use cibus in formal/semi-formal environments or when you want to seem serious.)
Cibus (meaning 'food' in Latin) pressure is the general phrase for describing when someone gets or offers to get food, yet you don't want to eat the food, but still eat it anyway. This may be caused by fear of rejection, and the potential loss of job.
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
bass dropBy: rouadec
worst timing ever, I really dropped the bass on this one
Auditorium MisfireBy: Das
"Derek regretted downing eighteen cans of guiness before accompanying Agnes to the cinema. Owing partly due to his age, his anus pelted the crowd with the eldritch gases of Auditorium misfire. "
It evokes the sense of a methane battlefield.
" I visited the local odeon today but had to leave early. I had a massive bout of Cineflatuae"
Cos I made it and it says FART
Phantom nomophobia syndromeBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)
Emancipation AccelerationBy: negatron
"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom roomBy: stanislav224819
Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
rush hour reliefBy: nuclearkumquat
Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.