Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
Test limboBy: seatlusga
I was in test limbo for about five minutes before i realized i haven't answered one question yet.
I hit an answerwall on the first question of my exam.
The ContemplationsBy: boofar
You're staring at that first problem on the test. It's impossible. To prevent panic, your mind goes on the defensive; you begin to drift back to your childhood, back to the days when your imagination and a warm summer day was all you needed for happiness. A creak of a chair in the orthogonal, fluorescent-lit room jars you back to reality. You look down again at your test question...