"The video had a great title, so i thought it would be good; however, all i felt afterwards was anticipointment."
You anticipated it to be better than you thought, so you were disappointed, hence anticipointment
DisappointmentBy: See gos
You expect to see a man jumping off a cliff but instead you're disappointed because all you saw was a cat falling onto a bed instead of the man jumping off the cliff.
"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."
It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)
No KnowBy: thatguyybrian
Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.
"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."
I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?
Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.
If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.
Bachelor UniformBy: DefineMe!
"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."
We've all been there.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.