Search results for “bathroom”

Constapeetion

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

Houdini piss

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

a U.T.I.

See a doctor

urinal wookie

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

Hairy Potty

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

alopeecia

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

FlushRush

I had to piss so bad I FlushRushed the last 3 questions on that midterm.

peequeue

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

urilane

they ned to go pee in a line

Dumpline

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

poopshocked

That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!

The porcelain fright

I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.

shit!

"Shit!" (read because for more info)"

It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.

Urinsomnia

"I had such a bad case of urinsomnia last night. I thought my bladder was going to explode."

Urine+insomnia

urinasm

I got an Urinasm while relieving myself.

Stack Overflow

Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.

shitregister

"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "

It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits

Insta-Crap

When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap

Dehydration

it's sad.

tuckbutt

"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"

dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.

Stylon

Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.

(Pronounced like style on.

Panty Nooos

"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."

Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.