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Ankissipation

Janet felt the hot flush of ankissipation as Brad leaned in close, lips puckered.

dust horizon

"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."

refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.

Frust

"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "

Frustrating dust.

Duster's Last Stand

Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.

too far two step

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

hobblejog

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Awtle

When she opened the door, I began to awtle.

Constapeetion

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

Houdini piss

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

InTIEcment

"I was so cold in those towels, and I had to keep myself from falling to the InTIEcment!"

Smart Fart

I made sure to smart fart to keep people from noticing.

one cheek squeek

I had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.

Butt-gasping

"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."

Your bum is gasping for air

nope-soap

"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."

Its soap, not as we know it

Partridge

"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."

The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'

Condiment Cap

Like a bottle cap, but for condiments.

Premature Passulation

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.