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Play-Ja Vu
By: tnt54321boomDeja Vu for games.
"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"
outmissing
By: JohnDoe123I outmissed my vacations
(from "missing (something from/to be) outside")
Digital Clockblockery
By: VictorsModWhen an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
Timefuck
By: RsdffI was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
Clocknesia
By: TcrazyI wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
Avoidance Velocity
By: MilehighmazdaI had to alter my avoidance velocity so I did not have to speak to Bill.
social masking
By: cocobabe89when you make yourself hidden in plain sight to avoid conversation with someone you know
The Sir Effect
By: RandomTroll"Joe and Simon were totally be sirs. Suddenly, Joe had the urge to kick Simon."
Cuz, sirring.
Do-er's Block
By: TheAnswererA lot like Writer's or Artist's block, find a way to unblock it by doing something else and while you're at it, do the other thing you're actually wanting to do. Basically, convince yourself to do the action/thing/activity.
sprittle -
By Coleman Falcon, almost 3 years agoFood that flies out of your mouth while talking during a meal.
cibus/food pressure -
By geekydotblue, about 1 month agoMindracing -
By bob_lop, over 2 years agoWhen someone walks as fast as you and you feel like you're racing but only you know about it.
frooch -
By GeneralLingling, almost 3 years agoWhen your friend doesn't order french fries but still tries to eat yours
Cell-skip -
By Thijshidde, almost 3 years agoThe act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.
The "Lazy Motherfucker" Effect -
By Road, over 2 years agopapyrude -
By Pit icarus, about 1 month agoHeisenberg uncertainty -
By pinkman, almost 3 years agoexpladict -
By elysecat, 7 months agoWhen you are trying to explain something, but you contradict everything you say.
self–righteous -
By slutnun, 6 months agoone cheek squeek -
By bummer drummer, almost 3 years agoTreshold Amnesia -
By RosePond, almost 3 years agoWalking in to a room and forgetting what you were supposed to do there.
Bagglers -
By Gagege, almost 3 years agoMultibud -
By Sabodis, 6 months agoWhat is it called when there is more than one strain of weed in a bowl
Jumblimiting -
By tdiesman1, 6 months agowhen you are purposely speaking in terms that would confuse somebody into agreeing with you
Talk-Block -
By Epik, almost 3 years agoLetterswap -
By Tremelona, almost 3 years agoWhen you think something like "fun time", but say "tun fine".
Web-side Gaming -
By AwesoMan3000, over 2 years agowhen you play video games but have the internet on so you don't feel alone
lolcatjelous -
By kaza12345678, 5 months agoCommerejected -
By tdiesman1, 5 months agoWhen you go somewhere, and when you get there, you find out that it is closed
Sephiroth's Wrath -
By compostmentis, almost 3 years agoThe act of liking RPGs but not having enough of an attention span or free time to complete them.
Sorrywhat -
By Chewitt, almost 3 years agoadnoying -
By jo3, almost 3 years agoWhen you go to watch a youtube video when an ad comes up at full volume
Cell-evading -
By Zensei, almost 3 years agoThe act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.
Desklock -
By balents, almost 3 years agoWhen you can't get your ass off the computer and actually do something.
sadguarding -
By AngryPacman, over 2 years agoWhen you're depressed but you love your friends and family too much to tell them.
Boredom Hunger -
By TheAnswerer, 5 days agoWhen you're hungry, but don't really feel like eating anything you have.
Literal Facebooking -
By TheAnswerer, 5 days agoThe want to smack someone with a book when they are being idiotic.
Reload Revelation -
By TacticalBrofist, almost 3 years agoErection Campaign -
By YoloSnapbackSwag, almost 3 years agoAquaphany -
By nils1433, over 2 years agoto come up empty-handled -
By Coleman Falcon, about 2 years agoDirty Tip -
By sanchothefat, almost 3 years agoThe act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
Procrastijogging -
By lucyxuxu, almost 3 years agoPoocrastinate -
By KevenM, almost 3 years agohate cuisine -
By justsomenerd, almost 3 years agoAlzheimer's speech -
By ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), 10 months agoWhen you are about to say something to someone but just forgot what to say.
white whine -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoA person who always complains about their life, but does so in a bragging, one-upping kind of way.