out on paroleBy: loresjoberg
"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."
Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.
Waken DreamBy: Bobcat95
When you wake from a dream when a sudden movement happens.
Sleep JerkBy: Goldfishfarts
Happens when you trip or fall in a dream and jerk yourself awake.
RemfusionBy: See gos
When your brain suddenly thinks your dream is actually a real experience when you're about to have any sort of injury in your dream (you always wake up before getting any sort of injury)
voidesvilleBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.