the_peddant, 10-28-2013:

7

out on parole

By: loresjoberg

"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."

5

Precrastination

By: waffledoctor87

Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.

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colorlace, 11-17-2013:

9

bansheegin

By: JJ

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

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TungstenGrey, 11-1-2013:

1

chilly bumps

By: dimiiloves

its like having that goose bump sensation but since its a snowflake or raindrop and its chilling you so it can be chilly bumps
"ooh i just got chilly bumps from that snow flake in my shirt"

1

D3epfr3ez

By: 0zymakesw0rds

It's on my back! It's… it's… a D3EPFR3EZ!

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bong choy, 11-16-2013:

6

Fortissimo-Foot-Fumble

By: Verbal Virtuoso

If you trip, you fumble. In this case, it involves your foot. In music, fortissimo is one of the loudest dynamics.

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

14

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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YDidU, 11-21-2013:

3

Waken Dream

By: Bobcat95

When you wake from a dream when a sudden movement happens.

2

Sleep Jerk

By: Goldfishfarts

Happens when you trip or fall in a dream and jerk yourself awake.

1

Remfusion

By: See gos

When your brain suddenly thinks your dream is actually a real experience when you're about to have any sort of injury in your dream (you always wake up before getting any sort of injury)

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TeresaAlma, 11-3-2013:

9

Hypodiera

By: TeresaAlma

"An overwhelming feeling of hypodiera overtook him as he thought of all the things he could have said."

It literally means something like "too few words" and it isn't weird and feels natural when you say it

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Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

17

Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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loresjoberg, 1-30-2014:

8

voidesville

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.

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