BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

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itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

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Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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Force, 10-19-2013:

366

Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

70

Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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blue001, 10-18-2013:

95

Refail

By: LHK

"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."

62

clerked

By: alapalooza

I just got clerked at Walmarts.

45

Targeted

By: ronsmilo

I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.

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xspc, 10-19-2013:

136

Misconnect

By: pawntificator

I can't call you until later because I misconnected my phone before bed.

30

USbitched

By: zenbot

Man, I needed my phone now but I totally USbitched myself..

26

The Fuck-percent Charge

By: mnlg

Damn charger, now the battery is fuck percent.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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skibo91, 11-15-2013:

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too far two step

By: Nickp788

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

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hobblejog

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Awtle

By: Chromefox15

When she opened the door, I began to awtle.

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UnkleF, 11-23-2013:

186

aftersog

By: cocobabe89

the soggy remains of paper (i.e. money or receipts) or warped plastic after laundry is done

25

pocket slag

By: Dorkzilla

I washed my clothes with your number and all that was left was this pocket slag.

25

Lint

By: Luke4Prez

Damn this lint, its everywhere!

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KevenM, 10-25-2013:

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Poocrastinate

By: KevenM

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

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Moodie Doodie

By: dbc2201

My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

503

Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

48

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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