Blue StallsBy: Jynx3
"I got a case of blue stalls when the lady kept acting like she was going to back out. "
Cuz I said so.
Spot TeaseBy: sanchothefat
"I sat there waiting for ages but they were a total spot tease!"
Because it sounds like cock tease, which is kind of similar.
Parking knotBy: cornpop
"I thought I scored a stellar parking spot but it was a parking knot"
Play on words not plus "knot" meaning in a bind
Name shameBy: cornpop
"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "
Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.
I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group
A heymaterBy: Josh
It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.