sauce auditBy: negatron
"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."
like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time
gloop checkBy: fatsac
Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants
SauxietyBy: The blameless nameless
Hermit RantBy: ryanker
Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.
"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."
Random + Rant
"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."
Tirade + Raiding
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."
It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)
No KnowBy: thatguyybrian
Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.
"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."
"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."
I just got clerked at Walmarts.
I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.