bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

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Topic Time-Up

By: ekliptik

"I wanted to say it didn't matter but the topic time-up was faster."

It means the topic is not relevant anymore because it has stopped being discussed.

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schmoobyboo, 9-12-2013:

315

sauce audit

By: negatron

"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."

like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time

97

gloop check

By: fatsac

Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants

7

Sauxiety

By: The blameless nameless

"Pronounced:sauce-it-ee"

Sauce anxiety?

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hoverkraft, 10-18-2013:

157

Hermit Rant

By: ryanker

Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.

11

rando-rant

By: AnnaBanana

"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."

Random + Rant

5

Tiraiding

By: artfulrodger

"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."

Tirade + Raiding

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efatsi, 10-15-2013:

1102

Air Stair

By: crystalraven

I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle

345

Stomple

By: shitegeist

"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "

Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.

93

step check

By: BALLS

"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."

The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

510

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

51

vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

14

Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

7

Procrastinate

By: CrackerJackal

"I've been procrastinating my homework for geography class, it puts me to sleep!"

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

334

itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

138

Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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Force, 10-19-2013:

366

Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

70

Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

64

Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

979

Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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blue001, 10-18-2013:

95

Refail

By: LHK

"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."

62

clerked

By: alapalooza

I just got clerked at Walmarts.

45

Targeted

By: ronsmilo

I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.

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