boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Rock-Paper-Indicison

By: nuclearkumquat

Could you guys get over your rock-paper-indecisiveness and go on scissors already!

6

Ro-Sham-Bodown

By: WORD.

Jeff and Tim took forever to get out of that ro-sham-bodown.

4

misfire

By: natezomby

"Ugh, stop misfiring on Scissors -Shoot means shoot a sign - synchronized shooting is important!"

You shoot in Rock Paper Scissors and with guns; you may also misfire in both activities.

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cornpop, 9-21-2013:

105

Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

70

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

38

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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bri, 9-21-2013:

78

douche brag

By: schachy3

don't be such a douche brag

12

white whine

By: DefineMe!

"Caleb: My asswipe of a little brother just got arrested for DUI while leaving Lebron's retirement party. They impounded MY CLA AMG!

Lourdes: God why is life so rough? My dad wouldn't let me pursue an internship with Givenchy when I graduate. He wants me to go to Dartmouth!

Eddie: All this white whine has left a bitter taste in my mouth."

White Whine: where one man's lamentations is another man's sign of conceit.

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bri, 9-21-2013:

65

wake of relief

By: cornpop

"I had a crazy wake of relief this morning-I thought for sure all my teeth were falling out in my dream. It felt so real.."

Cuz

46

Nightmare

By: Ancel3

Oh man, what a crazy nightmare!

5

4D Dream

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I had a 4D Dream that I moved! It was SO realistic

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

63

Amber alert

By: scrobot

Uh oh, amber alert! Better gun it!

53

Mid Light Crisis

By: awesome32

I nearly had a heartataack because of a mid light crisis

16

Yellownoia

By: zingiber

I've been driving for 30 years and I still get yellownoid.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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BrunchSpecial, 9-21-2013:

46

grart

By: nuclearkumquat

"Dude was that a fart or a grart"

growl + fart

19

controlled explosion

By: nialllarkin

Jesus Hank. I hope that was a controlled explosion. Please tell me everything was handled internally and we do not need to evacuate the are

10

gut fart

By: dgrant

I swear that was just a gut fart. Wanna go eat?

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

23

Sheepfeeling

By: snoobar

"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."

Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.

15

depth probe

By: hoverkraft

I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.

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scout, 9-21-2013:

57

horrorlarity

By: scout

Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.

21

Gloriffic

By: Zensei

"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "

Combines the words glorious and horrific.

2

Cringic

By: Smeasly

"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."

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miles, 9-19-2013:

299

booting

By: miles

Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.

40

Morning Haze

By: titihood

In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.

18

Uncoffeed

By: Maddy

"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"

That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee

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