boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Sheepfeeling

By: snoobar

"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."

Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.

15

depth probe

By: hoverkraft

I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.

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scout, 9-21-2013:

57

horrorlarity

By: scout

Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.

21

Gloriffic

By: Zensei

"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "

Combines the words glorious and horrific.

2

Cringic

By: Smeasly

"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."

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miles, 9-19-2013:

299

booting

By: miles

Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.

40

Morning Haze

By: titihood

In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.

18

Uncoffeed

By: Maddy

"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"

That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee

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cornpop, 9-19-2013:

94

Emancipation Acceleration

By: negatron

"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"

Because acceleration is better than proclaimation

23

Vroom room

By: stanislav224819

Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.

6

rush hour relief

By: nuclearkumquat

Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.

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BrunchSpecial, 9-14-2013:

194

Monet

By: bob

Nah man, if you go over there you'll ruin it. She's a total Monet.

58

Distance Appeal

By: heavye

I thought she was hot too, but she only has distance appeal

53

50-Yard Fakeout

By: evanzin

"That girl looks good from far away, but is not good looking close up. The ol' 50-yard fakeout."

Dudes love rating girls, sports references, and alliteration.

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

18

acnephiliac

By: bri

"Ummm, can I pop that zit for you? I'm a bit of an acnephiliac...."

philia is a greek root for an abmornal attraction or liking of something

13

a pringle

By: pringlesCorp

"Hell no, you can't pop my zit, you pringle! "

ONCE YOU POP, THE FUN DON'T STOP

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

346

Pump Roulette

By: miles

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

40

Double OCD

By: Ezekiel24r

Margret stop wasting your time with your double ocd bullshit.

10

Nubbajack

By: Tjoffey

I was trying to Nubbajack that shit

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

103

tuckbutt

By: AnnaBanana

"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"

dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.

26

Stylon

By: dami0

Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.

(Pronounced like style on.

18

Panty Nooos

By: ScootBenet

"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."

Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

31

Hanger Games

By: Kibaro

How many will it take to win it!

17

Winning the hanger lotto

By: nuclearkumquat

"It always makes my day when I win the hanger lotto."

Because lotto.

3

Hangasm

By: Pikachu

"i was having a shitty day when i got a hangasm"

bcuz

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

130

a buttonfuck

By: boofar

"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"

Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.

21

misbutton

By: Kibaro

Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!

13

Shirt skew

By: cornpop

"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."

Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up

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