"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."
Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.
depth probeBy: hoverkraft
I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.
Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.
"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "
Combines the words glorious and horrific.
"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."
Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.
Morning HazeBy: titihood
In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.
"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"
That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee
Emancipation AccelerationBy: negatron
"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom roomBy: stanislav224819
Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
rush hour reliefBy: nuclearkumquat
Sorry officer, I was speeding because of rush hour relief.
Nah man, if you go over there you'll ruin it. She's a total Monet.
Distance AppealBy: heavye
I thought she was hot too, but she only has distance appeal
50-Yard FakeoutBy: evanzin
"That girl looks good from far away, but is not good looking close up. The ol' 50-yard fakeout."
Dudes love rating girls, sports references, and alliteration.
"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"
dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.
Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.
(Pronounced like style on.
Panty NooosBy: ScootBenet
"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."
Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.
a buttonfuckBy: boofar
"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"
Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.
Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!
Shirt skewBy: cornpop
"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."
Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up