Search results for “accident”

beanspill

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

phone paux

I did a phone paux when you called me this morning

Phaune Pas

"One guy: Oops, wasn't meant to go on speaker phone!
Other guy: ha! Phaune Pas"

We all know what 'faux pas' means, a violation of rules or etiquette. Faux sounds like phone.. there you go..

Sneak broadcast

I was with accounts and HR when I sneak broadcast your call yesterday.

carffee

"I drove three miles away, my carffee was still hot"

Ricoffee Rodriquez

"I was driving to work normally but then I found out my coffee was Ricoffee Rodriquez."

commentwiced

I hate when people commentwice on my comments.

Mobilized

Man, I made that reply look so serious, but it got Mobilized and looks like crap now.

Overwatching

I think I just overwatched... again. Enough internet for today!

Surfer's Catharsis

Many who fall victim to languorous self-gratification on the internet, clicking whichever thumbnail appeals most to the torpid mind, are faced with the sudden and striking surfer's catharsis.

a courtesy browse

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

Air Stair

I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle

Stomple

"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "

Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.

step check

"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."

The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...

unlick

I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.

clickspension

A mix of "click" and "Suspension".

"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"