"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "
facebook stalking + awkward as hell
Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.
That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.
"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"
Because I'm drunk.
The Male Shockwave EffectBy: dashofdisco
The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.
Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".