Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Ball-Bonding

By: Zyphon

That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.

25

Menpathy

By: chinamike

"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"

Because I'm drunk.

4

The Male Shockwave Effect

By: dashofdisco

The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

96

double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

16

Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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Dave, 10-18-2013:

15

Overwatching

By: hnr01

I think I just overwatched... again. Enough internet for today!

6

Surfer's Catharsis

By: zingiber

Many who fall victim to languorous self-gratification on the internet, clicking whichever thumbnail appeals most to the torpid mind, are faced with the sudden and striking surfer's catharsis.

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Snypeep, 11-2-2013:

49

"I am done" Effect

By: Yuri

Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.

25

HAL-lucinating

By: sentmode

I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.

5

The "You again?" Effect

By: AwesoMan3000

I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.

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Wolfsyndrome

By: Tobearius

When a person cries wolf so much, when they do tell the truth nobody believes them.

1

Shepardus

By: Comrade Yermolai

in the boy that cried wolf the boy was a Shepard
("you're treating my like a Shepardus)

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Trick-tock

By: AwesoMan3000

I was reading about drugs when my clock trick-tocked me at 4:20.

32

Clockpride

By: marshen

For some reason you think it's very awesome. You are clockpride.

6

Clock Chance

By: yurglepop

"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"

There is little chance this will happen

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YDidU, 11-21-2013:

3

Sleep Jerk

By: Goldfishfarts

Happens when you trip or fall in a dream and jerk yourself awake.

2

Waken Dream

By: Bobcat95

When you wake from a dream when a sudden movement happens.

1

Remfusion

By: See gos

When your brain suddenly thinks your dream is actually a real experience when you're about to have any sort of injury in your dream (you always wake up before getting any sort of injury)

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can_you_no, 10-31-2013:

6

Hicused

By: Kamurk

"I was very hicused whether I should have said bless you after my hiccup."

Combines "hiccup" "confused" and "excuse"

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