Handitrapped

This disfigured guy at work keeps striking up conversations with me, and im trying so hard not to stare at his handicapped disfigurements.. but he damn well knows i saw, and keeps a conversation going... i was Handitrapped :/

Necplumbum

Why does necblumbum always happen to my pencil.

DONGified

I had to see all of Vsauce3's DONGS, now I'm DONGified.

Donged

"I am now Donged, because I did the DONG"

It is origional, well kind of

dongering

Whoa it's been two hours! I should stop dongering

Cleanover

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

Holy Sheet

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

sheet happiness

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

nubbinating

Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.

dysonychophily

"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."

Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.

de-Frenching

"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."

When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.

DIWhy

I did it but I don't know DIWhy

shartist

"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"

Shit - artist

Brownsky

That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall

Bumchutneyed

"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."

Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.

Forever Alone

My dog Ginger has left me forever alone...

dogesy

Im so dogesy. Its when you are jelous of a dog.

Triangulated

It was a complete surprise to Sophia when she discovered that her friendship with Marie and Jeff was in fact triangulated.