itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
I'm not going to that bar near the modeling agency anymore. All those awkwaves are really killing my self-esteem.
"I misswaved at someone in the mall today, it was super awkward"
I was so embarrassed after I wumped at this girl for like 10 seconds today. Blind people have it so easy.
"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "
Stole it from urbandictionary
Even if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.
Paul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator