Identity ThriftBy: Phyctup
"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"
Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft
Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision
Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.
"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"
Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
Recover LagBy: Meaningful
When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.
Load EscapeBy: SmokeysmudgeStudio
that was a lucky load escape.
Theif HandsBy: NotJoe
The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.
Brain LagBy: Drexl
I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.
Neuron ReboundBy: dlandes
"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."
The Neurons in the brain rebound.
"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"
Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.
I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.
post-procrastinatory chagrinBy: pentatonic
I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.
20/20 sweat-regretBy: readmush
"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."
"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.