ScienceBang, 11-1-2013:

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Tax-Slap

By: nickj.32

I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.

9

Intaxication

By: Penfold

" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."

Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

7

Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

1

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

660

Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

17

the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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mike, 10-18-2013:

81

Bagglers

By: Gagege

You want my bagglers?

28

Spud Rubble

By: Craig18

Theres some spud rubble in this bag...

24

bagfries

By: jjclarkson

I'm so looking forward to the bagfries!

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lionel12345, 11-2-2013:

9

Spawn kill

By: Mattvdn

I got spawn killed this morning

6

Mongol Minute

By: Hackcheat

I woke up this morning and experienced another mongol minute

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sarah_jane_smith, 10-23-2013:

18

Up-Checking

By: ScootBenet

I'd just posted an amazing thing about the bake-off, so much so that I had to up-check it every 5 minutes for new posts.

9

Watching a Post Dry

By: dashofdisco

"I made a joke as my status, and I watched the post dry. I got 3 likes. Score."

It wastes time and is quite boring, but we do it anyways. And you do it. Not just you, but you too. Oh you too. Yeah.

5

Refreshism

By: Kthulhu

Just having to press the "refresh" button every 3 seconds

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youngster joey, 11-1-2013:

5

Fuck this shit I'm out

By: Hpsauce_19

Yknow what this conversation got way too awkward, "fuck this shit I'm out"

4

Conversational Lodging

By: cthamster

I ended up doing some conversational lodging to get away from the conversation, that had made a u-turn quick.

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

33

Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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Mojave, 11-19-2013:

8

complexus

By: Whammerist

My friend asked me to sum up the new book I read. A wave of complexus came over me.

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