kingofdeswing, 11-1-2013:

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Bowlested

By: Poster632

"Guy comes out of bathroom looking upset.
"Dude are you ok, something wrong?"
Victim - "nah I'm fine, I just bowlested the toilet, man" "

Your dinky molested the bowl

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Rim Dick

By: TheCookieMonster2673

My wanger tipped the commode, so I had a Rim Dick.

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Peskypeddler, 10-30-2013:

5

Hilled

By: CallyG30

My mum told me to clean my room but I just hilled it all into a corner.

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

95

double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

16

Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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SpeedyMcGee, 9-12-2013:

147

Overmorrow

By: themostwkdhappy

The official name for the day after tomorrow is actually "overmorrow."

44

Threemorrow

By: henrynoom

"Not tomorrow but threemorrow "

Logical extrapolation

24

Twomorrow

By: bri

Thy shalt deliver the goods upon twomorrows from today!

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

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flubhug

By: thorax

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

10

Hugshake

By: HenchPenguin

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

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Jag, 10-19-2013:

35

songblazing

By: schlaap

I'm just songblazing because I can't get into anything Pandora is playing today.

7

tune bouncing

By: negatron

Just let one of them play! You're tune bouncing really hard this morning....

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

12

nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

1

Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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Drexl, 10-18-2013:

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Bum Rush

By: Drexl

"When I saw the smelly guy that usually hangs around 1st and Wilson I broke out into a bum rush."

Because a homeless individual is sometimes called a bum (derogatory), and an increase in speed can be called a rush.

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Nohobo

By: Goomba

"When I saw him coming toward me, I Usain Bolted outta there #nohobo."

1

Speed walk of shame

By: Zuzu

"As I walked down the road, I noticed a homeless person's gaze land upon me, and I began the dreaded speed walk of shame."

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rubberduckzilla2, 10-31-2013:

6

Game-sound replay

By: GameDragoon

Hearing the dramatic song gave me a Game-sound replay.

2

Musical Game Kick

By: JetTheGuy

Need I say more?

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