Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"
Shit - artist
That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall
"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."
Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.