boofar, 10-26-2013:

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Identity Thrift

By: Phyctup

"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"

Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft

9

Commuvision

By: dogigniter

Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision

1

Recyclaship

By: tdiesman1

Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.


"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"

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govsm, 11-8-2013:

3

Triangulated

By: impersonator

It was a complete surprise to Sophia when she discovered that her friendship with Marie and Jeff was in fact triangulated.

1

Stutag

By: pichardo14

this word stands for when a tag is bothering too much, and you are desperate to ripped off

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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speratic, 10-18-2013:

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nubbinating

By: toasty

Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.

27

dysonychophily

By: Coleman Falcon

"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."

Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.

16

de-Frenching

By: readmush

"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."

When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.

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Phantom Owie

By: Awkward Agent

I got a phantom owie from getting that beach ball thrown at me.

5

Pain Gain

By: hubba

He didn't hit me but I got a Pain Gain

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AwesoMan3000, 1-28-2014:

36

Recover Lag

By: Meaningful

When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.

6

Load Escape

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

that was a lucky load escape.

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Theif Hands

By: NotJoe

The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.

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Purity, 1-8-2014:

12

Pisstapation

By: Tocsik

I feel like I need to pee but I'm pisstapated.

1

Dam Pee Hole

By: persom

when a beaver blocks the stream

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maxefremov, 10-18-2013:

397

Brain Lag

By: Drexl

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

84

Neuron Rebound

By: dlandes

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

27

Caboose

By: skillbilly

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

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Snakey642, 11-13-2013:

6

Shower Powers

By: ryanred12

"I do my best thinking in the shower. I think I might have Shower Powers"

4

Wet Insight

By: qpzm333

I just had a wet insight and now I cannot sleep.

1

Tub Sage Thinking

By: JetTheGuy

I know the feeling.

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pentatonic, 10-21-2013:

5

procrasti-not-so-bad

By: pentatonic

I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.

3

post-procrastinatory chagrin

By: pentatonic

I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.

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20/20 sweat-regret

By: readmush

"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."

"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.

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