When you have the intention of buying something, and or just found something, and the products price tag is exactly the amount of money you have in your pocket, then when you go to purchase the item, you forget to include tax, and are unable to purchase said item
I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.
" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."
Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.