Clicksterfuck

I nearly punched my computer screen trying to navigate that clicksterfuck.

Clickception

Website A needs to fire their UX designer because I had to experience clickception just to submit a form!

chilly bumps

its like having that goose bump sensation but since its a snowflake or raindrop and its chilling you so it can be chilly bumps
"ooh i just got chilly bumps from that snow flake in my shirt"

D3epfr3ez

It's on my back! It's… it's… a D3EPFR3EZ!

Stalkwardness

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

Stalkbook

Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.

Brain Lag

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

Neuron Rebound

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

Caboose

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

Nite Bite

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

Bed-Munchies

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

Ball-Bonding

That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.

Menpathy

"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"

Because I'm drunk.

The Male Shockwave Effect

The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.

Phantom TV

Basically like phantom pains and phantom notifications (where it feels like your phone is vibrating but you don't have it at hand).

Brocabulary

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

vocabulitis

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

Wordopt

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

Clockblock

I just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30

TimeCrime

Good morn-shit....afternoon. Totally TimeCrimed it!

Blueboxing

It can be as disappointing as blueballs

Scambox(Ed)

Man! Sally Scamboxed me with those stupid Cheerios. I just wanted some... I'm still hungry!