You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell
"I have an earworm, I can't get that song out of my head."
Reminds me of Checkov in StarTrek 2. (Just saying...)
Song WedgieBy: kdtrew
Have you heard Avicii's new track? Mon, total song wedgie roysh there.
"My mindtrack is driving me crazy. It's just 'Dance With Me' over and over and over."
It's a combination of "mind" and "soundtrack."
Erection CampaignBy: YoloSnapbackSwag
Looks like I have to start my Erection Campaign if I want some of that guy
rooster chaseBy: DefineMe!
"It's been eight weeks and my rooster chase to win Tyler's heart has gone nowhere. Maybe I should just give up. But how can I ignore his marble carved chest? I just want to jump his bones."
A rooster chase is a quick game of darting compliments and dashing sensibilities.