No matter how I lay in bed, I am always in a state of Malmoposti.
Somnomisposition SydromeBy: eveodden
Oh, what I would give to feel comfortable, free of fits and tossing and turning, forever trying to reposition my body in bed, never able to find the position where I can succumb to slumber - As I count sheep over and over again, I cure this damn Somnomisposition Sydrome.
"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"
Troll StompBy: cbruins22
Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!
"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.
After she caught me trying on her underwear we became great threadfellows
Dress MatesBy: ginger
I used to hate her guts, but now we're Dress Mates!
"Sarah is so stylish! I'm glad we're close enough to be vesties."
The Latin "vestire," meaning "to clothe," combined with the modern slang "besties" for "best friends."