The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."
Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.
My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!
"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."
the octane gambleBy: boofar
"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "
never bet against the house!
I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport
Surprise NecrophiliaBy: Cameo
"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "
Surprise Necrophilia bro
I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient
mild moose chaseBy: wordreaper
"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."
"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."
Its serious, get it checked out.
Prime MeridianBy: jaroberts24
She licked the entire length of my prime meridian
My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.
"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."