soap graft

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

foam clone

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

Flash Thought

Do I need to explain?

Fridgefull thinking

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

Fatnesia

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

Fridge Dementia

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

Pace Race

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

Mindracing

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

Triangulated

It was a complete surprise to Sophia when she discovered that her friendship with Marie and Jeff was in fact triangulated.

flubhug

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

Hugshake

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

Premature Passulation

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

Prime Meridian

She licked the entire length of my prime meridian

scrote-seam

My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.

Jewel-crease

"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."

Crown jewels.

Phantom nomophobia syndrome

"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."

Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)

Mini-Heart-Attack

Jeeeeezus

boost-n-bash

"I just used Titanic Growth on my Regathian Firecat just to perform a boost-n-bash!"

it's self explanatory