Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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soap graft

By: Drowk

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

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foam clone

By: DefineMe!

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

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Force, 10-19-2013:

364

Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

69

Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

64

Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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Alexutzu2212, 12-8-2013:

58

Pace Race

By: sentmode

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

10

Mindracing

By: bob_lop

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

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govsm, 11-8-2013:

3

Triangulated

By: impersonator

It was a complete surprise to Sophia when she discovered that her friendship with Marie and Jeff was in fact triangulated.

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

19

flubhug

By: thorax

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

10

Hugshake

By: HenchPenguin

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

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beeseegee, 10-19-2013:

11

Premature Passulation

By: AMP

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

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jaroberts24, 10-19-2013:

41

Prime Meridian

By: jaroberts24

She licked the entire length of my prime meridian

21

scrote-seam

By: nonremovable

My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.

8

Jewel-crease

By: weavin

"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."

Crown jewels.

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Marfmaul, 12-1-2015:

8

Phantom nomophobia syndrome

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."

Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)

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Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

Jeeeeezus

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Axel_3D_Dark, 10-31-2013:

6

boost-n-bash

By: Axel_3D_Dark

"I just used Titanic Growth on my Regathian Firecat just to perform a boost-n-bash!"

it's self explanatory

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