teapot

That girl loves taking photos of herself doing the teapot.

Sorority Squat

Dang that chick can really pull off the Sorority Squat

The Sassynu

I took a picture of all of my friends, it was nice until one of them was doing The Sassynu.

to roominate

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

Multiplexting

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

Crossconvoing

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

flabbergassed

"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."

subtle tweak

the octane gamble

"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "

never bet against the house!

disgasted

I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport

Surprise Necrophilia

"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "

Surprise Necrophilia bro

Hand-Voient

I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient

mild moose chase

"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."

"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."

alzheimer's

Its serious, get it checked out.

Prime Meridian

She licked the entire length of my prime meridian

scrote-seam

My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.

Jewel-crease

"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."

Crown jewels.

dogesy

Im so dogesy. Its when you are jelous of a dog.

Forever Alone

My dog Ginger has left me forever alone...

Reveropened

I reveropened my Suitcase, my closet door and my laptop. Boy am I an idiot.