soap graftBy: Drowk
I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.
foam cloneBy: DefineMe!
"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."
Foam cloning... It actually works!
Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.
As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest
Prime MeridianBy: jaroberts24
She licked the entire length of my prime meridian
My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.
"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."
Phantom nomophobia syndromeBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."
Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)