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Kobell, 11-1-2013:

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That moment when you start telling a joke to a single person and suddenly everyone in the room is listening to you...

Keywords: joke friend person everyone listen awkward

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Joke Magnification

By: tastybunns

I told a joke to my friend bob, and everybody magnified to my joke

2

Humor Silence

By: Hafell

Halfway through the joke I was telling Dan I realized that the whole room had gone humor silent and everyone was listening to me.

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DomJackman, 11-4-2013:

7

The "wow I was an idiot back then" feeling you get when you look at really old Facebook posts.

Keywords: facebook post feeling old wow idiot

14

Nostaggravation

By: DomJackman

"I am overcome with a feeling of nostaggravation when I look at my old Facebook posts."

Splices Nostalgia with Aggravation!

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Embarrassing Bookmark

By: Bobcat95

...get it?

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

56

When you scratch an itch, but more and more itches seem to start popping up all over.

Keywords: scratch itch scratching itching

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itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

137

Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

14

The amazing feeling of getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets, right after taking a shower.

Keywords: clean bed sleep

76

Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

37

Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

11

sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

8

When you want to eat something, but only something very specific and nothing else.

Keywords: food eat eating thinking hungry

7

Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

3

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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weavin, 10-19-2013:

21

When somebody waves at you and you smile and wave back, only to realise they're looking at somebody behind you.

Keywords: awkward stranger wrong person back

48

Awkwave

By: Xtopher

I'm not going to that bar near the modeling agency anymore. All those awkwaves are really killing my self-esteem.

28

Misswave

By: bravo90

"I misswaved at someone in the mall today, it was super awkward"

7

Wump

By: Denim_Dan

I was so embarrassed after I wumped at this girl for like 10 seconds today. Blind people have it so easy.

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Deadend197, 10-31-2013:

9

When your hair gets in your mouth while eating food.

Keywords: hair eating mouth

3

Can'tibalism

By: Nyhtian

I hate wearing my hair down because of can'tibalism.

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poopsathouseparties, 10-18-2013:

16

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Keywords: masturbation

127

fapidextrous

By: poopsathouseparties

"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "

Stole it from urbandictionary

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Wankidextrous

By: doublespace

Even if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.

1

Master-bator

By: johnmalcomward

Paul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator

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Christina, 12-26-2013:

9

When you're taking a stroll with two of your friends and you end up getting pushed behind them on the path, because the sidewalk's too narrow for all three of you to walk horizontally in a row so they decided to make you the third wheel.

Keywords: sidewalk walking friends path

3

Entourage's Auto-Promotion

By: TheAnswerer

I honestly can't think of a way to explain it better than your description did.

2

thirk

By: lyndseyann

i ended up being the thirk when me and my friends were walking to the movie. it sucked.

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TameJames, 4-10-2015:

9

When you look at a clock but don't pay attention to the time

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Ticknorance

By: Howe-Oh

"I tried to check the time just now but was ticknorant."

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