certaindoom, 10-18-2013:

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Clicksterfuck

By: zingiber

I nearly punched my computer screen trying to navigate that clicksterfuck.

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Clickception

By: Drexl

Website A needs to fire their UX designer because I had to experience clickception just to submit a form!

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TungstenGrey, 11-1-2013:

1

chilly bumps

By: dimiiloves

its like having that goose bump sensation but since its a snowflake or raindrop and its chilling you so it can be chilly bumps
"ooh i just got chilly bumps from that snow flake in my shirt"

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D3epfr3ez

By: 0zymakesw0rds

It's on my back! It's… it's… a D3EPFR3EZ!

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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Stalkbook

By: Flitter

Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.

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maxefremov, 10-18-2013:

398

Brain Lag

By: Drexl

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

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Neuron Rebound

By: dlandes

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

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Caboose

By: skillbilly

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

20

Nite Bite

By: scott

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

12

Bed-Munchies

By: saltwatercat

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

32

Ball-Bonding

By: Zyphon

That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.

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Menpathy

By: chinamike

"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"

Because I'm drunk.

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The Male Shockwave Effect

By: dashofdisco

The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.

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Bobberbox, 11-3-2013:

4

Phantom TV

By: Hexie

Basically like phantom pains and phantom notifications (where it feels like your phone is vibrating but you don't have it at hand).

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

510

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

51

vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

14

Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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kikiboy, 10-31-2013:

8

Clockblock

By: louis_jbrown

I just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30

4

TimeCrime

By: JoePaynis

Good morn-shit....afternoon. Totally TimeCrimed it!

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Blueboxing

By: Dureel

It can be as disappointing as blueballs

1

Scambox(Ed)

By: See gos

Man! Sally Scamboxed me with those stupid Cheerios. I just wanted some... I'm still hungry!

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