Identiscent

"Do you know whose hoodie this is?"

"No. Identiscent it and see if you can tell."

nod-off

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

Smart-Break

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

ignolisten

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

Trustache

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

AwkWalk

"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"

Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment

Bonus scening

"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"

What you get when you think the movie has finished.

Wayfarewell

"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "

Wayfaring + Farewell

phantom pussy

I felt Mr Blumkeens jump on the bed but when I looked it was just a bad case of phantom pussy

earworm

"I have an earworm, I can't get that song out of my head."

Reminds me of Checkov in StarTrek 2. (Just saying...)

Song Wedgie

Have you heard Avicii's new track? Mon, total song wedgie roysh there.

mindtrack

"My mindtrack is driving me crazy. It's just 'Dance With Me' over and over and over."

It's a combination of "mind" and "soundtrack."

Whoopsting

"I was sending my wife a sext of my penis when I realised I'd been whoopsting my mum."

Whoops gets across the accidental nature while -sting suffix is redolent of texting.

Mischat

I say mischat because youve mistakenly started a chat with someone else.

Erection Campaign

Looks like I have to start my Erection Campaign if I want some of that guy

rooster chase

"It's been eight weeks and my rooster chase to win Tyler's heart has gone nowhere. Maybe I should just give up. But how can I ignore his marble carved chest? I just want to jump his bones."

A rooster chase is a quick game of darting compliments and dashing sensibilities.

Pervetongue

The phenomenon when you say something which sounds perfectly normal in your head, but when you say it, either your inflection or pronunciation makes it sound perverted.

Rejoketed

I had this great joke for him, but when I said it I got Rejoketed.

anti joke

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