JMCostello330, 6-11-2014:

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Grinched

By: JMCostello330

Like the grinch that stole Christmas.
My cell phone just died and grinched my whole nights plans. No flappy bird for me!

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happysnatch

By: benrat05

my freind was so annoying today on his new ipad today so i pulled a happysnatch and hid it

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

10

dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

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poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

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Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

17

Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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colorlace, 11-17-2013:

9

bansheegin

By: JJ

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

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Scoot_Benet, 10-21-2013:

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Cobblenecked

By: Wadey

I was trying to get down the alley but found I was cobblenecked by the dawdlers in front

8

Walkblocked

By: stereonjh

I needed to hurry, but I was totally walkblocked

4

Humanjammed

By: Graun007

You are stuck between lots of people in the street. You are Humanjammed.

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Mojave, 11-19-2013:

8

complexus

By: Whammerist

My friend asked me to sum up the new book I read. A wave of complexus came over me.

1

higher level interference

By: stofferz

mental interference that causes you to go blank when trying to think of something at a lower, more basic level of understanding

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SpeedyMcGee, 9-12-2013:

147

Overmorrow

By: themostwkdhappy

The official name for the day after tomorrow is actually "overmorrow."

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Threemorrow

By: henrynoom

"Not tomorrow but threemorrow "

Logical extrapolation

24

Twomorrow

By: bri

Thy shalt deliver the goods upon twomorrows from today!

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Terminal56, 6-11-2014:

9

Testithy

By: Snakey642

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

2

The Feels

By: Bobcat95

Lol

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.

By: Newju

Aiiiiiiayeecoffee

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TeresaAlma, 11-3-2013:

9

Hypodiera

By: TeresaAlma

"An overwhelming feeling of hypodiera overtook him as he thought of all the things he could have said."

It literally means something like "too few words" and it isn't weird and feels natural when you say it

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