Grinched

Like the grinch that stole Christmas.
My cell phone just died and grinched my whole nights plans. No flappy bird for me!

happysnatch

my freind was so annoying today on his new ipad today so i pulled a happysnatch and hid it

dishapointment

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

brownbacks

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

the brown bonus

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

poop for profit (pfp)

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

Nutterstanding

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

Sympathy Scrote

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

Shocknutted

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

bansheegin

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

Cobblenecked

I was trying to get down the alley but found I was cobblenecked by the dawdlers in front

Walkblocked

I needed to hurry, but I was totally walkblocked

Humanjammed

You are stuck between lots of people in the street. You are Humanjammed.

complexus

My friend asked me to sum up the new book I read. A wave of complexus came over me.

higher level interference

mental interference that causes you to go blank when trying to think of something at a lower, more basic level of understanding

Overmorrow

The official name for the day after tomorrow is actually "overmorrow."

Threemorrow

"Not tomorrow but threemorrow "

Logical extrapolation

Twomorrow

Thy shalt deliver the goods upon twomorrows from today!

Testithy

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

The Feels

Lol

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Aiiiiiiayeecoffee

Hypodiera

"An overwhelming feeling of hypodiera overtook him as he thought of all the things he could have said."

It literally means something like "too few words" and it isn't weird and feels natural when you say it