Ball-Bonding

That dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.

Menpathy

"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"

Because I'm drunk.

The Male Shockwave Effect

The Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.

succequel

Succeed+Sequel

the fallout effect

uh..there was a fallout 1 / 2?

snart

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

double-pipe

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

Double-ended

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

Lipslip

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

No Know

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

Overknowage

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

Overwatching

I think I just overwatched... again. Enough internet for today!

Surfer's Catharsis

Many who fall victim to languorous self-gratification on the internet, clicking whichever thumbnail appeals most to the torpid mind, are faced with the sudden and striking surfer's catharsis.

"I am done" Effect

Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.

HAL-lucinating

I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.

The "You again?" Effect

I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.

Wolfsyndrome

When a person cries wolf so much, when they do tell the truth nobody believes them.

Shepardus

in the boy that cried wolf the boy was a Shepard
("you're treating my like a Shepardus)

Trick-tock

I was reading about drugs when my clock trick-tocked me at 4:20.

Clockpride

For some reason you think it's very awesome. You are clockpride.

Clock Chance

"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"

There is little chance this will happen

Sleep Jerk

Happens when you trip or fall in a dream and jerk yourself awake.

Waken Dream

When you wake from a dream when a sudden movement happens.

Remfusion

When your brain suddenly thinks your dream is actually a real experience when you're about to have any sort of injury in your dream (you always wake up before getting any sort of injury)

Hicused

"I was very hicused whether I should have said bless you after my hiccup."

Combines "hiccup" "confused" and "excuse"