Tax-Slap

I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.

Intaxication

" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."

Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.

Deja Food

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

Craving

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

Trustache

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

Bagglers

You want my bagglers?

Spud Rubble

Theres some spud rubble in this bag...

bagfries

I'm so looking forward to the bagfries!

Spawn kill

I got spawn killed this morning

Mongol Minute

I woke up this morning and experienced another mongol minute

Up-Checking

I'd just posted an amazing thing about the bake-off, so much so that I had to up-check it every 5 minutes for new posts.

Watching a Post Dry

"I made a joke as my status, and I watched the post dry. I got 3 likes. Score."

It wastes time and is quite boring, but we do it anyways. And you do it. Not just you, but you too. Oh you too. Yeah.

Refreshism

Just having to press the "refresh" button every 3 seconds

Fuck this shit I'm out

Yknow what this conversation got way too awkward, "fuck this shit I'm out"

Conversational Lodging

I ended up doing some conversational lodging to get away from the conversation, that had made a u-turn quick.

Shatisfaction

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

ashamed

I felt so ashamed after denying the donation.

complexus

My friend asked me to sum up the new book I read. A wave of complexus came over me.