Baconator5, 11-12-2013:

3

ice face

By: billsifr3

I have an ice face because I was drinking.

2

Tricky Slip

By: Bobcat95

When you try to slip the water into your mouth, but ice falls on to your face

1

Ice-Cup-Challenge.

By: TheAnswerer

Play on the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

147

No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

88

Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

506

Brocabulary

By: LHK

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

51

vocabulitis

By: incontinent doom

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

14

Wordopt

By: Albinoghost

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

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internetfriend, 10-20-2013:

22

one night starter

By: schlaap

I thought that night with Gina last month would be a one night stand, but it turned out to be our one night starter.

11

a do & date

By: AnnaBanana

I was shitfaced on tequila that night & couldn't remember his name in the morning. Did NOT expect it was gonna be a do & date.

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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

31

Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

11

Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

3

a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

10

dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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Guy_Yome, 11-6-2013:

41

Showprise

By: Rsdff

Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.

14

Roomated

By: Ljcr2000

When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water

1

#rekt

By: someone

#rektbytrollwhoputsontheshower

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bigshape, 10-23-2013:

6

jafbasdvgdaliushdgo;jnsadgyhggblas

By: melonwater

shit, it just happened.

3

Fatbopping

By: The blameless nameless

My cat sat on the keyboard. Again. "Hey Nugget. You fatty quite fatbopping"

2

Sittin Kitten

By: Bubble1118

A sitting kitten

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