Entourage's Auto-Promotion
By: TheAnswererI honestly can't think of a way to explain it better than your description did.
thirk
By: lyndseyanni ended up being the thirk when me and my friends were walking to the movie. it sucked.
fapidextrous
By: poopsathouseparties"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "
Stole it from urbandictionary
Wankidextrous
By: doublespaceEven if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.
Master-bator
By: johnmalcomwardPaul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator
scentacle
By: i_love_lampI got grabbed by the bacon scentacle this morning and finally got out of bed.
Scent Trail
By: Kokoola26'I was tracking the scent trail of that hot dog across the streets of New York, like a hunter with a wild animal.'
unexpaedeophilic remorse
By: Coleman FalconWhen he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical Research
By: Bumfluff"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Paedonoia
By: albeedeeGot a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
Song-Shame
By: ChuckalakalaI was singing that song in front of my girlfriend but forgot the lyrics! Oh, the song-shame I suffer
Emancipation Acceleration
By: negatron"I finally got the emancipation acceleration once I got past the accident on the highway"
Because acceleration is better than proclaimation
Vroom room
By: stanislav224819Hell yes! That traffic was f'ing horrible, but now I've got vroom room.
Hyperoperate
By: Dr. T"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."
This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)