ice face

I have an ice face because I was drinking.

Tricky Slip

When you try to slip the water into your mouth, but ice falls on to your face

Ice-Cup-Challenge.

Play on the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Climacophobia

The fear of stairs

Lipslip

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

No Know

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

Overknowage

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

Brocabulary

Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.

vocabulitis

Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.

Wordopt

"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."

Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".

one night starter

I thought that night with Gina last month would be a one night stand, but it turned out to be our one night starter.

a do & date

I was shitfaced on tequila that night & couldn't remember his name in the morning. Did NOT expect it was gonna be a do & date.

Constapeetion

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

Houdini piss

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

a U.T.I.

See a doctor

dishapointment

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

Showprise

Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.

Roomated

When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water

#rekt

#rektbytrollwhoputsontheshower

FacebookShame

Dude im feeling a mega case of the Facebookshame.

jafbasdvgdaliushdgo;jnsadgyhggblas

shit, it just happened.

Fatbopping

My cat sat on the keyboard. Again. "Hey Nugget. You fatty quite fatbopping"

Sittin Kitten

A sitting kitten