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kingofdeswing, 11-1-2013:

When your penis touches the bowl in the toilet

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Bowlested

By: Poster632

"Guy comes out of bathroom looking upset.
"Dude are you ok, something wrong?"
Victim - "nah I'm fine, I just bowlested the toilet, man" "

Your dinky molested the bowl

Rim Dick

By: TheCookieMonster2673

My wanger tipped the commode, so I had a Rim Dick.

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Peskypeddler, 10-30-2013:

When your kid claims to have "cleaned" his room, but you can tell he just pushed piles together.

Keywords: room

Hilled

By: CallyG30

My mum told me to clean my room but I just hilled it all into a corner.

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bubblemasterYUMYUM, 10-19-2013:

When one sneezes and farts at the same time.

Keywords: sneeze fart same time

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snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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SpeedyMcGee, 9-12-2013:

A name for the day after tomorrow.

Keywords: day after

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Overmorrow

By: themostwkdhappy

The official name for the day after tomorrow is actually "overmorrow."

Threemorrow

By: henrynoom

"Not tomorrow but threemorrow "

Logical extrapolation

Twomorrow

By: bri

Thy shalt deliver the goods upon twomorrows from today!

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

When one person goes in for the handshake, and the other person goes in for the hug, and you do that awkward wiggle

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flubhug

By: thorax

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

Hugshake

By: HenchPenguin

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

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Jag, 10-19-2013:

When you get bored of a song half way through and skip to the next one on your playlist, over and over again.

Keywords: song bored play

songblazing

By: schlaap

I'm just songblazing because I can't get into anything Pandora is playing today.

tune bouncing

By: negatron

Just let one of them play! You're tune bouncing really hard this morning....

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

The moment in a conversation when it becomes obvious that you don't know what the other person is talking about even though you have been playing along for several minutes.

Keywords: conversation confusion embarrassing

nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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Drexl, 10-18-2013:

The increase in walking speed that occurs when you note a homeless individual attempting to solicit you.

Keywords: homeless

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Bum Rush

By: Drexl

"When I saw the smelly guy that usually hangs around 1st and Wilson I broke out into a bum rush."

Because a homeless individual is sometimes called a bum (derogatory), and an increase in speed can be called a rush.

Nohobo

By: Goomba

"When I saw him coming toward me, I Usain Bolted outta there #nohobo."

Speed walk of shame

By: Zuzu

"As I walked down the road, I noticed a homeless person's gaze land upon me, and I began the dreaded speed walk of shame."

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rubberduckzilla2, 10-31-2013: