zephyr, 10-20-2013:

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teapot

By: Drowk

That girl loves taking photos of herself doing the teapot.

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Sorority Squat

By: BobHenry

Dang that chick can really pull off the Sorority Squat

1

The Sassynu

By: tdiesman1

I took a picture of all of my friends, it was nice until one of them was doing The Sassynu.

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chinamike, 10-21-2013:

9

to roominate

By: chinamike

"I was roominating a lot this weekend, and I decided I should probably go out less and smoke more weed." (Derived from the verb "to ruminate: to think deeply about something")"

I've been roominating a lot lately.

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

505

Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

48

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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blue001, 10-18-2013:

176

flabbergassed

By: gotohell

"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."

subtle tweak

148

the octane gamble

By: boofar

"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "

never bet against the house!

25

disgasted

By: gotohell

I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport

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cesm, 11-1-2013:

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Surprise Necrophilia

By: Cameo

"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "

Surprise Necrophilia bro

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Zachary71001, 11-7-2013:

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Hand-Voient

By: ryukozai

I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient

18

mild moose chase

By: wordreaper

"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."

"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."

17

alzheimer's

By: flaps

Its serious, get it checked out.

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jaroberts24, 10-19-2013:

42

Prime Meridian

By: jaroberts24

She licked the entire length of my prime meridian

22

scrote-seam

By: nonremovable

My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.

8

Jewel-crease

By: weavin

"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."

Crown jewels.

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minxy, 11-4-2013:

5

dogesy

By: martin

Im so dogesy. Its when you are jelous of a dog.

4

Forever Alone

By: tdiesman1

My dog Ginger has left me forever alone...

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TheMongoose, 11-15-2013:

6

Reveropened

By: ManxIdioticity

I reveropened my Suitcase, my closet door and my laptop. Boy am I an idiot.

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